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LadyJaneGrey wrote:I think it was Nicole76 who said Bobby looks like a Ninja Turtle....can't help but think of that with some of the pics in this thread.
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zzzzzzz wrote:So Blotz is now a endorser for makhair. :lol: :lol:
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I don't see much of a difference in that before and after pic. It just looks like he combed his hair a different way. Still bald and he does look like a ninja turtle. :lol:
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sweetsoulsister wrote:
zzzzzzz wrote:So Blotz is now a endorser for makhair. :lol: :lol:
http://www.makhair.com/
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I don't see much of a difference in that before and after pic. It just looks like he combed his hair a different way. Still bald and he does look like a ninja turtle. :lol:
It looks to me like he had more hair in the before pic!
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Nothing sadder than the delusion of a balding guy with plugs. As if what he's pointing to looks like a natural, full head of hair. Its like aging starlets and horrible plastic surgery.
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Who would pay this guy to endorse anything?

I'm going to laugh when the rest of RATT bands back together and this bobo is going to be lost at sea by himself trying to get back into the fold with the other guys. Begging.
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This was on the second page. Can't we get it pinned?
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Is Carlos coming back to this thread?
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EatNails wrote:This was on the second page. Can't we get it pinned?
I suppose. :lol:
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ParaDime77 wrote:Who would pay this guy to endorse anything?

I'm going to laugh when the rest of RATT bands back together and this bobo is going to be lost at sea by himself trying to get back into the fold with the other guys. Begging.
That would be nice, but if Warren is making money off of scab RATT wouldn't that mean Bobby would make money off of the Warren, SP, Juan, Carlos version?
If so, you know SP wouldn't go for that in a million years.
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yeahbuddy wrote:
ParaDime77 wrote:Who would pay this guy to endorse anything?

I'm going to laugh when the rest of RATT bands back together and this bobo is going to be lost at sea by himself trying to get back into the fold with the other guys. Begging.
That would be nice, but if Warren is making money off of scab RATT wouldn't that mean Bobby would make money off of the Warren, SP, Juan, Carlos version?
If so, you know SP wouldn't go for that in a million years.
No, because Juan and Pearcy is not "RATT" ..... Bobby would make 50% off Warren if Warren took out a version and billed it as "RATT" ... Warren and Bobby are the only two that own and have rights to the name.
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That's why they need to go out as "Out of the Cellar" or "Mickey Ratt", or something. Even if it's just the cruises, or M3 or something. Stephen can be like, "We're Out of the Cellar, but you know who the fuck we really are!", and the crowd would go nuts. Kinda like when Dusty Rhodes was the Midnight Rambler. During a match he'd pull his mask up showing who we really was and the crowd ate it up. Bobby would be so pissed. Lol.
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NeverSurrender wrote:Is Carlos coming back to this thread?
I'm still making that decision why you miss me?
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Still nothing about you being busted lying.
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NeverSurrender wrote:Still nothing about you being busted lying.
Fucking grow up douchebag :) I already said I copy and pasted from Docs page. And wrote a little intro line :) how the fuck is that lying?
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STONEBREED wrote:
NeverSurrender wrote:Still nothing about you being busted lying.
Fucking grow up douchebag :) I already said I copy and pasted from Docs page. And wrote a little intro line :) how the fuck is that lying?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awY1MRlMKMc
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cowpins wrote:That's why they need to go out as "Out of the Cellar" or "Mickey Ratt", or something. Even if it's just the cruises, or M3 or something. Stephen can be like, "We're Out of the Cellar, but you know who the fuck we really are!", and the crowd would go nuts. Kinda like when Dusty Rhodes was the Midnight Rambler. During a match he'd pull his mask up showing who we really was and the crowd ate it up. Bobby would be so pissed. Lol.
Mickey Ratt would be perfect.
I would love to see it just for the fact who would promoters book for cruises & festivals? Mickey Ratt with the original singer, lead guitarist, bass player,
OR
RATT with the original drummer.
Don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure that one out.
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    ParaDime77 wrote:Who would pay this guy to endorse anything?

    I'm going to laugh when the rest of RATT bands back together and this bobo is going to be lost at sea by himself trying to get back into the fold with the other guys. Begging.
    :lol: :lol: He'll go back to mowing lawns in no time.
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    STONEBREED wrote:
    NeverSurrender wrote:Still nothing about you being busted lying.
    Fucking grow up douchebag :) I already said I copy and pasted from Docs page. And wrote a little intro line :) how the fuck is that lying?
    Thought you said you didn't care about anything anyone here said about you? That you were indeed lying about, douchebag.
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    I thought blobby gave a percentage to his lawyer since he couldn't afford him. How much would Stephen and Juan get paid per show when they were in ratt? Or the real Carlos cavazos?
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    NeverSurrender wrote:
    STONEBREED wrote:
    NeverSurrender wrote:Still nothing about you being busted lying.
    Fucking grow up douchebag :) I already said I copy and pasted from Docs page. And wrote a little intro line :) how the fuck is that lying?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awY1MRlMKMc

    I think this one is more fitting:

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    Meanwhile RATT is playing in Canada tonight! I guess that theory about Blotz not being allowed into the country is squashed now RATT N ROLL Btw I believe the new Tour Manager is taking care of business and getting shit done right.
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    STONEBREED wrote:Meanwhile RATT is playing in Canada tonight! I guess that theory about Blotz not being allowed into the country is squashed now RATT N ROLL Btw I believe the new Tour Manager is taking care of business and getting shit done right.
    Fuck me, just listen to yourself you awful cunt. You're the mid-life crisis incarnate, whittling away the hours shilling for woman abuser Bobby Blotzer. When you're not acting a snitch to a hack tub-thumper and his merry band of scabs, you're spamming an indifferent hair metal board every time your shitty, generic, sub-literate band has paid to be second banana to Rhino Bucket. Ironically, spam would be a step up from the products available in your other enterprise, a film-flam meat truck dodge serving up only the finest in equine lips n' assholes.

    That's your life, right there. Your only saving grace so far is that you haven't - yet - instigated a mass botulism outbreak in the SoCal area.
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    CliffByford wrote:
    STONEBREED wrote:Meanwhile RATT is playing in Canada tonight! I guess that theory about Blotz not being allowed into the country is squashed now RATT N ROLL Btw I believe the new Tour Manager is taking care of business and getting shit done right.
    Fuck me, just listen to yourself you awful cunt. You're the mid-life crisis incarnate, whittling away the hours shilling for woman abuser Bobby Blotzer. When you're not acting a snitch to a hack tub-thumper and his merry band of scabs, you're spamming an indifferent hair metal board every time your shitty, generic, sub-literate band has paid to be second banana to Rhino Bucket. Ironically, spam would be a step up from the products available in your other enterprise, a film-flam meat truck dodge serving up only the finest in equine lips n' assholes.

    That's your life, right there. Your only saving grace so far is that you haven't - yet - instigated a mass botulism outbreak in the SoCal area.
    :lol: :lol:
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    CliffByford wrote:
    STONEBREED wrote:Meanwhile RATT is playing in Canada tonight! I guess that theory about Blotz not being allowed into the country is squashed now RATT N ROLL Btw I believe the new Tour Manager is taking care of business and getting shit done right.
    Fuck me, just listen to yourself you awful cunt. You're the mid-life crisis incarnate, whittling away the hours shilling for woman abuser Bobby Blotzer. When you're not acting a snitch to a hack tub-thumper and his merry band of scabs, you're spamming an indifferent hair metal board every time your shitty, generic, sub-literate band has paid to be second banana to Rhino Bucket. Ironically, spam would be a step up from the products available in your other enterprise, a film-flam meat truck dodge serving up only the finest in equine lips n' assholes.

    That's your life, right there. Your only saving grace so far is that you haven't - yet - instigated a mass botulism outbreak in the SoCal area.
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    We need a fake RATT show review!
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    Ha! I was looking for the Bobby Blotzer thread and just now noticed it's at the top as a sticky! :lol: Awesome!
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    CliffByford wrote:
    STONEBREED wrote:Meanwhile RATT is playing in Canada tonight! I guess that theory about Blotz not being allowed into the country is squashed now RATT N ROLL Btw I believe the new Tour Manager is taking care of business and getting shit done right.
    Fuck me, just listen to yourself you awful cunt. You're the mid-life crisis incarnate, whittling away the hours shilling for woman abuser Bobby Blotzer. When you're not acting a snitch to a hack tub-thumper and his merry band of scabs, you're spamming an indifferent hair metal board every time your shitty, generic, sub-literate band has paid to be second banana to Rhino Bucket. Ironically, spam would be a step up from the products available in your other enterprise, a film-flam meat truck dodge serving up only the finest in equine lips n' assholes.

    That's your life, right there. Your only saving grace so far is that you haven't - yet - instigated a mass botulism outbreak in the SoCal area.
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    HollywoodTrash wrote:
    yeahbuddy wrote:
    ParaDime77 wrote:Who would pay this guy to endorse anything?

    I'm going to laugh when the rest of RATT bands back together and this bobo is going to be lost at sea by himself trying to get back into the fold with the other guys. Begging.
    That would be nice, but if Warren is making money off of scab RATT wouldn't that mean Bobby would make money off of the Warren, SP, Juan, Carlos version?
    If so, you know SP wouldn't go for that in a million years.
    No, because Juan and Pearcy is not "RATT" ..... Bobby would make 50% off Warren if Warren took out a version and billed it as "RATT" ... Warren and Bobby are the only two that own and have rights to the name.

    50% of this or that doesn't matter in 2016 and forward as the pie is shrinking daily. 50% of a $30k guarantee sure. 50% of a $7600 guarantee is starting to look sad after taxes crew scab salaries lawyers etc
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