(5) Calling Dork-tor Love : More $1000 KISS Freakazoids

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Does a membership in the Kiss Army come with free buffet tickets? Them some beefy folks!
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Nothing related to KISS comes with a free anything!
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sirthx2 wrote: Tue Nov 28, 2023 6:29 am OP, this is currently the best show on 'TV'.
Thanks! Let me know if you want a compilation of KISStards from the last few shows.
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PBFSUCKS wrote: Tue Nov 28, 2023 8:23 am
AlexVonHaig wrote: Tue Nov 28, 2023 8:06 am Yeah, why is this one guy making fun of a single band? Bizarre. Never happens here
Talking about making fun of the people, not the band. I figure reading comprehension isn’t your string suit so I get it.
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BernieTaupson wrote: Fri Dec 01, 2023 6:13 pm
sirthx2 wrote: Tue Nov 28, 2023 6:29 am OP, this is currently the best show on 'TV'.
Thanks! Let me know if you want a compilation of KISStards from the last few shows.
These threads are absolutely top-notch! I concur with sirthx2. it's the best show I've seen in quite some time. The compilation you proposed would be highly valued and greatly appreciated by many, myself included.
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May I suggest Dorks of the Buffet Line World as the next thread title
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Mister Freeze wrote: Tue Nov 28, 2023 2:01 pm
DangerZone wrote: Tue Nov 28, 2023 11:51 am
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I can’t tell a difference between the 2 ‘cat men.’

The oriental symbol is the only way to know

If the guy on the right came out to the kit and played drums the whole show, do you think any of the "super fans" who bought backstage meet-and-greets would notice the difference?
I think the fake one looks better. See what I did there?
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HueyRamone wrote: Sat Dec 02, 2023 9:45 am May I suggest Dorks of the Buffet Line World as the next thread title
Ok
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BernieTaupson wrote: Mon Nov 27, 2023 9:08 pm The ones holding the instruments are the $4,000 Ultimate Fan Package where you get to tour the stage and hold the instruments and the boots.

Financing available, just $362 a month. Sign here.

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These are taken in the side room where they did the “soundcheck” show in Sydney, so they must have reneged on the whole “tour the KISS stage” thing.
I can see Rachel Dratch is spending her SNL money wrecklessly.
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BernieTaupson wrote: Mon Nov 27, 2023 9:12 pm Image
This Gene-wannabe looks like a sumo wrestler who's about to drop a serious Cleveland Steamer.
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And Paul can already smell it.
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A coffeetablebook with a full collection of these would be an instant buy.
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BernieTaupson wrote: Fri Dec 01, 2023 6:15 pm
PBFSUCKS wrote: Tue Nov 28, 2023 8:23 am
AlexVonHaig wrote: Tue Nov 28, 2023 8:06 am Yeah, why is this one guy making fun of a single band? Bizarre. Never happens here
Talking about making fun of the people, not the band. I figure reading comprehension isn’t your string suit so I get it.
New sig, thanks.
Hahahahahahaha, this made my day!
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