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Manboob looking even more like Fatty Arbuckle.

https://youtu.be/9yyK2kRr83M?si=pFW_qO5bCtIj59BA
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Yes! Fattar than ever. But he sure knows how to play that guitar!
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Fatty Arbuckle--hahahahahahhahhahahahaa
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Nita’s band is atrocious. Amateur hour.

What universe was requesting a tour from her?
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That was embarrassing. Nita’s the answer to a question nobody asked.
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Wow tough crowd. Nita's music isnt my bag, but Id damn sure rather watch that (and ogle Nita) than WVHs fat boring ass.

At least they have some staging. Pancake Von Flapjack seems to pride himself on having the stage look as boring as possible, background and players.
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Luigi wrote: Wed Dec 13, 2023 4:08 am Yes! Fattar than ever. But he sure knows how to play that guitar!
As DRJ used to say, if your town has 10,000 people there are probably ten kids who can play better than Mukbang van Halen
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Luigi wrote: Wed Dec 13, 2023 4:08 am Yes! Fattar than ever. But he sure knows how to play that guitar!
How can a grown ass man still be infatuated with guitars?
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Saw Nita last Spring. They put on a good show. Definitely sounded better than that. Whole band is good looking and you can tell they all work out so maybe whoever put this together thought it would be a good influence on Wolfie, or make it easier for fans that are turned off by his appearance.
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Wow, was Nita’s band blackmailed into existing? She looks uncomfortable and forced up there with whatever this solo project is.
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I saw Nita in 2022 in Glasgow with Alice Cooper and thought she was great. I saw Wolfgang at Glasgow Green and he sounded good but he's not the most energetic frontman. He barely made eye contact with the crowd.
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Nita is great when she’s playing Alice Cooper songs. What’s this bullshit she’s playing solo? She’s not a solo artist in any capacity.

https://www.setlist.fm/setlist/nita-str ... e36f5.html
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BernieTaupson wrote: Fri Dec 15, 2023 12:19 am Nita is great when she’s playing Alice Cooper songs. What’s this bullshit she’s playing solo? She’s not a solo artist in any capacity.

https://www.setlist.fm/setlist/nita-str ... e36f5.html
It never seems to me she's actually playing the Alice Cooper songs.
It seems the other two guitar players are playing the Alice Cooper songs whilst she is throwing shapes and does the occasional fast shred solo on an 80's Alice songs.
It looks great though and she looks like she enjoys being there...
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Nah, don’t agree on that one brother. She’s holding down more stuff than Tommy Henrikson, who mayaswell not even be there. Or is it Ryan Roxie? They’re so interchangeable I don’t even know. Might as well be the same guy.

Least on the shows I saw, which were 2017 and 2020.
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BernieTaupson wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2023 9:53 pm Nita’s band is horrible.

https://youtu.be/MPJHp-ZozoQ?si=4KprAD68c59hBNXf
Why? The song?
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Has she had work done on her face?? She looks a lot different than when I last saw her.
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maninblack wrote: Fri Dec 15, 2023 9:16 am Has she had work done on her face?? She looks a lot different than when I last saw her.
you can tell. The stupid guy filming is spending all his time with the bald bassist
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BernieTaupson wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2023 9:54 pm Manboob looking even more like Fatty Arbuckle.

https://youtu.be/9yyK2kRr83M?si=pFW_qO5bCtIj59BA

Pure garbage!

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