Tallest and shortest chicks you f*cked

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Tallest and shortest chicks you f*cked

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That's the question.

I would say my shortest was just shy of five feet even. The tallest was about 5'11". Heels turned her into a giant.

I'm average height, 5'10".
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Does this include Trannies too?

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Tallest 5’10. Shortest 5 even. I’m 5’8.
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Shortest...my wife. 4'11"
Tallest...probably 5'9" when we were in Mexico last year
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I’m 5’10.

Shortest : 4’11 - my buddies all called her “Midget.”

Tallest: 6’4 - Took a complete “off the record” fucking one night with a local bartender my friends called “big baby mama.” They caught me red handed the next morning when her large, oversized shoes were upstairs on the rug by the front door :lol: :lol:
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ParaDime77 wrote: Thu Feb 15, 2024 7:15 pm I’m 5’10.

Shortest : 4’11 - my buddies all called her “Midget.”

Tallest: 6’4 - Took a complete “off the record” fucking one night with a local bartender my friends called “big baby mama.” They caught me red handed the next morning when her large, oversized shoes were upstairs on the rug by the front door :lol: :lol:
Six-four?! Wow! Are you sure it wasn't a troonie?
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5’11 and 5’2.
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i am 6' 3
tallest 6' and shortest 5' 6
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She was 6'4 and had a huge dong. The whole experience was so beautiful I cried.
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