KISStard Meet 'n' Greet : Fort Worth, Texas PART1

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KISStard Meet 'n' Greet : Fort Worth, Texas PART1

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I must apologize to all SLUDGERS - I had these saved and forgot to post them.

Enjoy this memorable collection of Texas KISStards.

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12 people at 2000$ each or more = 240000 MISS bucks!
Jani Lane and Bret Michaels should form a band called "Nelson II"
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12 people at 2000$ each or more = 240000 MISS bucks!
Jani Lane and Bret Michaels should form a band called "Nelson II"
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BernieTaupson wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2024 11:08 pm Image
risingretard needs a hug.
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fucking nerds paying to meet fake ace while not one of the four guys look interested in being there.
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Is the ScabCat on Prednison or something??
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Varg Vikernes looks swell in that disco jacket!
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El Vampiro Blanco wrote: Wed Apr 17, 2024 12:30 am Is the ScabCat on Prednison or something??
I thought I liked "Cheater Criss" but "Scabcat" is good too.
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These look like inflatable pants.
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It's a bunch of people having fun. I'd have paid for that s*** if I could have. Gene and Paul are childhood heroes. And now meet and greet opportunities like this are over.
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Don't Damn Me wrote: Wed Apr 17, 2024 2:13 am It's a bunch of people having fun. I'd have paid for that s*** if I could have. Gene and Paul are childhood heroes. And now meet and greet opportunities like this are over.
Are your pants inflatable too?
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El Vampiro Blanco wrote: Wed Apr 17, 2024 12:30 am Is the ScabCat on Prednison or something??
Poptarts. His face used to not be a perfect ball.

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BernieTaupson wrote: Wed Apr 17, 2024 1:44 am Image

These look like inflatable pants.
Some of the air leaked out of her inflatable tits.
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The guy in the wheelchair made me cry fake tears while pyro was going off in my library
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well, the white shorts for the win. best photo yet.
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All these people are fucking pathetic idiots. Having to pay for them (any celebrity) to acknowledge your existence takes aways any special meaning it may have had. I would be embarrassed to show these pics and then tell people how much I paid to have it done. Not to mention the 2 schmucks dressed up as Ace and Peter. So fucking lame.
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op is a f’d up individual
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op is about to unleash KISStard Meet 'n' Greet : Fort Worth, Texas PART2
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So hot scantily clad women don’t pay for the meet n greet? Where are they?
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Don't Damn Me wrote: Wed Apr 17, 2024 2:13 am It's a bunch of people having fun. I'd have paid for that s*** if I could have. Gene and Paul are childhood heroes. And now meet and greet opportunities like this are over.
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Psychobolia.com wrote: Wed Apr 17, 2024 8:45 am op is about to unleash KISStard Meet 'n' Greet : Fort Worth, Texas PART2
Hey, you wanted the hottest KISStards in the land, you got ‘em!

PS who wouldn’t want to see a KISStard midget in makeup.
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A picture is worth a thousand words.

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Rick Singer looks like an ice cream company mascot at a baseball game.

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This dude is doing his best ‘98 Washburn ad pose.

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When he finally saw the photo he said hey, if Paul’s hands were on my shoulders like that what was that I felt pressing against my back?
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BernieTaupson wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2024 11:07 pm Image
Is that keyofgee? He's shorter than I thought he would be in person.
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This made me remember their meet and greet pics from Covid where they stood behind a glass screen for the pics. God, the idiots who paid for that.
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BernieTaupson wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2024 11:07 pm Enjoy this memorable collection of Texas KISStards.
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Thank you for doing Gods work here Bernie!
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Pray for your cool and work on that ass!
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Holy cow, how short is Eric Singer?

He has boots on and is usually shorter (or, at most, almost the same height) as most of these Kisstard numbskulls in these pictures?
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EzyRider wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2024 8:15 pm
Thank you for doing Gods work here Bernie!
Are you ready for part two?
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