The opening scene writes itself: The Van Halen family on a ship, coming over from the Netherlands, playing music to pay their way. Once they land in America, the kids can't speak a word of English so they learn to communicate through MUSIC.
The rest of the movie will be about how they drank a lot.
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LAglamrocker wrote: ↑Sun Feb 18, 2024 3:56 pmClub was packed with Metal Edge fans 18-30..no stupid Rush Roll The Bones dipsh*ts
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The Van Halen Rising book is being prepared for a movie at the moment.
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What about the scene with Alex burning himself when he was drunk? It's in Sammy's book. If it's true..
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Rocker4Real wrote: ↑Sat Apr 20, 2024 7:25 pm What about the scene with Alex burning himself when he was drunk? It's in Sammy's book. If it's true..
The scene I want is where Al tries to jump over the broom handle he's holding and lands right on his face in the driveway. He had to go to the hospital. He was nuts.
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As long as the soundtrack has ten Frankensteined Van Halen songs from the 1970s, I'm in. Throw in a 1985 rehearsal with Roth too.
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Will AVH sneak booze into EVH's dry wedding?
How much thinner will the WVH kid be made to look?
How much thinner will the WVH kid be made to look?
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Cringing at the thought.
The one scene that would be fun early in the plot is a story Eddie told about when he first came to America and didn’t speak much English and he apparently answered in the affirmative to a kid asking, “Do you want me to hit you with this?”
The one scene that would be fun early in the plot is a story Eddie told about when he first came to America and didn’t speak much English and he apparently answered in the affirmative to a kid asking, “Do you want me to hit you with this?”
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The WVH kid will probable be a small black transgender kid...Psychobolia.com wrote: ↑Sun Apr 21, 2024 12:36 am Will AVH sneak booze into EVH's dry wedding?
How much thinner will the WVH kid be made to look?
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The WVH kid will probable be a small black transgender kid...Psychobolia.com wrote: ↑Sun Apr 21, 2024 12:36 am Will AVH sneak booze into EVH's dry wedding?
How much thinner will the WVH kid be made to look?
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I like this modern angle, but they'll have to call the movie Bruthas then.El Vampiro Blanco wrote: ↑Sun Apr 21, 2024 1:41 amThe WVH kid will probable be a small black transgender kid...Psychobolia.com wrote: ↑Sun Apr 21, 2024 12:36 am Will AVH sneak booze into EVH's dry wedding?
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Sammy also wrote that Alex would down beers and piss into a garbage can throughout the show. More great stuff for the film.
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Psychobolia.com wrote: ↑Sun Apr 21, 2024 12:45 pm
I like this modern angle, but they'll have to call the movie Bruthas then.
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