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I'm glad Ramsey is back on page 1.

You could almost say...

Rock is Back.
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zzzzzzz wrote:Is that a band saw being used at the beginning of Rock is Back?
Sounds more like a table.
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Space Bear wrote:
Hell'sHungryChild wrote:My favorite MEATti quote ever ...deep stuff..


"Rock Is Back was inspired and generated from the explosion of Guitar Hero and Rock band along with the war issues and economic problems that where taking place at the time."

:lol: :lol: :lol:
The man has quite a way with words. You might not be aware he wrote this for that nice lady to use.
Thats fucking great, She is absolutely perfect! I know the type, smokin hot and dumber than a bag of hammers, perfect wife material ya get the killer babe in the sack and absolutely no challenge to any decisions you make she'll agree and go along with whatever you say ya just keep her fed and watered and her heels pinned behind her ears.
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Nemesis72 wrote:
Space Bear wrote:
Hell'sHungryChild wrote:My favorite MEATti quote ever ...deep stuff..


"Rock Is Back was inspired and generated from the explosion of Guitar Hero and Rock band along with the war issues and economic problems that where taking place at the time."

:lol: :lol: :lol:
The man has quite a way with words. You might not be aware he wrote this for that nice lady to use.
Thats fucking great, She is absolutely perfect! I know the type, smokin hot and dumber than a bag of hammers, perfect wife material ya get the killer babe in the sack and absolutely no challenge to any decisions you make she'll agree and go along with whatever you say ya just keep her fed and watered and her heels pinned behind her ears.
Yeah, until you slit your wrists from boredom.
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Rock is Back and business is booming for The_Roxx!!!
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futonsrf wrote:Ramsey has a youtube page up again to share the Meatti goodness!

http://www.youtube.com/user/RamseyCruziani

Hits there are unbelievable! :D
he just posted a couple of new songs, featuring the soon-to-be classic "lightin strikes"!

http://www.youtube.com/user/RamseyCruzi ... aYhJwwA3hc
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Must listen to "Lightnin Strike" and "Burnin Love" NOW. :lol:
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Inspirational words he wrote on his own YouTube page:
No matter who you are or who you look like always remember you can never be anybody else...so stay to true to yourself and work hard at your master pieces and your passion will be heard & felt world wide. Ramsey 2011
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ex band member wrote:
futonsrf wrote:Ramsey has a youtube page up again to share the Meatti goodness!

http://www.youtube.com/user/RamseyCruziani

Hits there are unbelievable! :D
he just posted a couple of new songs, featuring the soon-to-be classic "lightin strikes"!

http://www.youtube.com/user/RamseyCruzi ... aYhJwwA3hc
Ramsey sure knows what stereo is. If he figures out surround sound we're fucked.
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FEEL YOUR SELF START TO *UBER HIGHPITCH* SCREAAAAAAAAM!!!

xD Lighting Strikes sounds like he took a real thrash metal approach to this with the MENACING SLAYER LIKE HARMONIEEESSS IN THE BEGINNING!



Burning love sure is a RAWKING TUNE!!!!!!! xD!!!

Sounds like he got a LIL better at composing hahaha
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Ramsey wrote:People you can catch me live and personal on my facebook...just search for Ramsey ROXX...warning I am very selective of who i add on...so keep rocking.

He's banned and blocked most of the people who started a fan page for him. Yeah, way to promote yourself, dude.
Having said that, this song still brings me to tears.
http://video.yahoo.com/watch/136139/1211807
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SoulsOfBlack wrote:
Ramsey wrote:People you can catch me live and personal on my facebook...just search for Ramsey ROXX...warning I am very selective of who i add on...so keep rocking.

He's banned and blocked most of the people who started a fan page for him. Yeah, way to promote yourself, dude.
Having said that, this song still brings me to tears.
http://video.yahoo.com/watch/136139/1211807
Oh MAN, that rules. I figured it'd be the "Go Spurs" one since that was on Yahoo!... nice surprise. 8)
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I love the orchestra shots. :lol:
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SoulsOfBlack wrote:
Ramsey wrote:People you can catch me live and personal on my facebook...just search for Ramsey ROXX...warning I am very selective of who i add on...so keep rocking.

He's banned and blocked most of the people who started a fan page for him. Yeah, way to promote yourself, dude.
Having said that, this song still brings me to tears.
http://video.yahoo.com/watch/136139/1211807

Ramsey was actually claiming that the orchestra was real and NOT just stock footage :lol:

True story,it was on his FB wall
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"Baby, what can I do, 'cause tonight we're playin'?"

No KISS influence whatsoever. Nope.
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MurrayFiend wrote:Inspirational words he wrote on his own YouTube page:
No matter who you are or who you look like always remember you can never be anybody else...so stay to true to yourself and work hard at your master pieces and your passion will be heard & felt world wide. Ramsey 2011
And no matter where you go, there you are.
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BUMP for deathbytelevision. Btw, looks like he removed his Yahoo page along with the Spurs song. :(
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Captain Morgan wrote:We still have this nugget:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX6qzQdE ... re=related
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Oh my jesus where have I been for this thread?

I literally just laughed so hard it hurts.

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futonsrf wrote:
Captain Morgan wrote:We still have this nugget:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX6qzQdE ... re=related
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Beautiful.

Artemis - you've got a LOT to catch up on.
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Captain Morgan wrote:
Artemis - you've got a LOT to catch up on.
Um yeah, 36 fucking pages worth?! Can someone give me the basics here?

From what I gather we have a guy that looks shockingly like Paul Stanley. But where Paul is deaf in one ear, this guy appears to be just plain deaf.

And he's a few hours from me in San Antonio. Disturbing.

And has anyone seen this fucking shit?? Again forgive me, I'm late as a motherfucker:

http://youtu.be/En-tOdBH8A8
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Artemis2085 wrote:
Captain Morgan wrote:
Artemis - you've got a LOT to catch up on.
Um yeah, 36 fucking pages worth?! Can someone give me the basics here?

From what I gather we have a guy that looks shockingly like Paul Stanley. But where Paul is deaf in one ear, this guy appears to be just plain deaf.

And he's a few hours from me in San Antonio. Disturbing.

And has anyone seen this fucking shit?? Again forgive me, I'm late as a motherfucker:

http://youtu.be/En-tOdBH8A8
1. Futonsrf posts a video of Ramsey Cruise, a potential Paul Stanley look-a-like.
2. Upon further investigation a la an Angelfire website, it is discovered that Ramsey is flat out nuts; his Youtube "music videos" and self-directed commercials further cement this fact.
3. Ramsey has an eventual meltdown, ranting about music sharing and therefore removes all of his videos/songs from his pages.
4. Ramsey tries to promote a side job singing to pre-school kids, out of key.
5. Ramsey then returns to posting his videos, out of key.

But, the genious lies within "What Can I Do?" - with a REAL LIVE ORCHESTRA!

Oh, and the Boss Metal Zone pedal is the key to his tone.
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Any new from the ROXX camp? I'm getting ready to buy my plane ticket for the reunion shows.
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One of the best singles of the last decade IMO.
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Holy shit! :lol:

Just the random "God bless America!" alone... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Grendel wrote: (unintelligible)
That pretty much sums up the genius of Ramsey.
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Desslar wrote:
Grendel wrote: (unintelligible)
That pretty much sums up the genius of Ramsey.

Unintelligible my fat, black ass!


It's "Shining white like a bright stage light!"

Idiots.
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HueyRamone wrote:
Desslar wrote:
Grendel wrote: (unintelligible)
That pretty much sums up the genius of Ramsey.

Unintelligible my fat, black ass!


It's "Shining white like a bright stage light!"

Idiots.
Well, literally speaking, sure. But like all Ramsey lyrics, there's a lot of things you could read into it.
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So who's fucking with Ramsey on facebook I wonder. on FB just do a search for Meatti. I found Meatti Head, not sure if that's him or not. Also, Meatti Roxx, just plain Meatti, and "Why is MEATTi having such a meltdown???"

:D
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