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Mojo wrote: Wed Oct 26, 2022 1:50 pm
cowpins wrote: Wed Oct 26, 2022 1:42 pm And Mojo, there's your Strat.
Forgot to add that it has to be a maple neck, too. I do love that 70's headstock, though.
I got your white Strat w/ maple neck & huge 70s headstock right here.
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That'll look fucking great in about thirty years when the white ages.
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Mojo wrote: Wed Oct 26, 2022 2:02 pm That'll look fucking great in about thirty years when the white ages.
That's the problem w/ modern Strats. They're poly (mostly) which doesn't age like Nitro.
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sirthx2 wrote: Wed Oct 26, 2022 1:08 pm
Sleek wrote: Wed Oct 26, 2022 12:58 pm Looks to me like you are mainly paying for all of those little stickers on the neck plate. Those add up.
Unfortunately they'll be gone when I replace it with a 'trucker mudflap naked girl leaning back' neck plate.
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Sleek wrote: Wed Oct 26, 2022 2:59 pm
sirthx2 wrote: Wed Oct 26, 2022 1:08 pm
Sleek wrote: Wed Oct 26, 2022 12:58 pm Looks to me like you are mainly paying for all of those little stickers on the neck plate. Those add up.
Unfortunately they'll be gone when I replace it with a 'trucker mudflap naked girl leaning back' neck plate.
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Okay, so for my merry christmas I blew the fucking tubes in my amp. :x

Anybody have preferences or recommendations on replacement tube brands?

I'm looking at J/Js. The originals in my amp were Rubys.
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I ordered one of these. I don't care if it chugs or not.
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Dude, the correct term is DJENT.
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Turner Coates wrote: Mon Feb 27, 2023 2:38 pm I ordered one of these. I don't care if it chugs or not.
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Any insights on Epihone SG's models, MIK, MIC, etc...without dropping $$$ on a Gibson? My son wants one. I went a played a Epi G400 (I think) a few weeks ago and it felt like i was playing plywood.
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cowpins wrote: Mon Apr 10, 2023 2:41 am Any insights on Epihone SG's models, MIK, MIC, etc...without dropping $$$ on a Gibson? My son wants one. I went a played a Epi G400 (I think) a few weeks ago and it felt like i was playing plywood.
I am not knowledgeable on the epiphone brand, but I do own an ec-1000 by ESP LTD and the thing plays like a dream. My only complaint is I personally prefer passive hum buckets over active EMG pickups, but I still love the thing.

Maybe check out this ESP LTD for your son….not a budget breaker and it looks kinda cool.

Personally I am trying to convince myself I need a custom Kiesel guitar after just being ravaged by Uncle Sam on taxes. I hope you find him something cool



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Thanks! Def something to consider. Between the two of us we have Strats, Tele's, and Les Pauls, but he's asking for a SG on his own (thanks to Angus and Tony). I'll def check an LTD out.
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cowpins wrote: Mon Apr 10, 2023 4:43 pm Thanks! Def something to consider. Between the two of us we have Strats, Tele's, and Les Pauls, but he's asking for a SG on his own (thanks to Angus and Tony). I'll def check an LTD out.
I agree. Epiphones feel pretty shitty these days. My buddy bought an epi SG a while ago and it felt terrible. Some of the signature models have gotten good reviews, but I think the Tony Iommi one underwhelmed in a review I read. I know you pay more for a sig model, but I passed on the Brendan Small V, the Richie Faulkner V and the Luzzy Hale explorer and those are all worth like double what they were new.

i hear a lot of great things about current LTD models. I need another guitar like a hole in the head, but these are tempting me mightily... and have great reviews. I love 1 pickup, 1 knob guits.

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HueyRamone wrote: Mon Apr 10, 2023 5:01 pm
cowpins wrote: Mon Apr 10, 2023 4:43 pm Thanks! Def something to consider. Between the two of us we have Strats, Tele's, and Les Pauls, but he's asking for a SG on his own (thanks to Angus and Tony). I'll def check an LTD out.
I agree. Epiphones feel pretty shitty these days. My buddy bought an epi SG a while ago and it felt terrible. Some of the signature models have gotten good reviews, but I think the Tony Iommi one underwhelmed in a review I read. I know you pay more for a sig model, but I passed on the Brendan Small V, the Richie Faulkner V and the Luzzy Hale explorer and those are all worth like double what they were new.

i hear a lot of great things about current LTD models. I need another guitar like a hole in the head, but these are tempting me mightily... and have great reviews. I love 1 pickup, 1 knob guits.

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Really, Huey? I kind of figured this would be more your type of guitar:

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I have an LTD Phoenix, similar to above but with regular dual humbucker setup. Very sweet guitar for the price.
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exitflagger wrote: Mon Apr 10, 2023 7:27 pm I have an LTD Phoenix, similar to above but with regular dual humbucker setup. Very sweet guitar for the price.
Which one? The aged white one is pretty cool looking.
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dmbrocker wrote: Mon Apr 10, 2023 6:49 pm
Really, Huey? I kind of figured this would be more your type of guitar:
While I like pointy, I am a sucker for the classics. Bernie Rico's original shapes, classic V and Explorer, and the Firebird.

I've never owned a pointy Jackson style V, although I think they're pretty cool. I dont like the rhoads, the little wing witht he pickguard is dorky and only looks good on tiny men. Overly goofy pointed shit, I dont really care for.

That said, if i was in a comedy metal band, I'd totally rock that skull thing.
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HueyRamone wrote: Mon Apr 10, 2023 5:01 pm
cowpins wrote: Mon Apr 10, 2023 4:43 pm Thanks! Def something to consider. Between the two of us we have Strats, Tele's, and Les Pauls, but he's asking for a SG on his own (thanks to Angus and Tony). I'll def check an LTD out.
I agree. Epiphones feel pretty shitty these days. My buddy bought an epi SG a while ago and it felt terrible. Some of the signature models have gotten good reviews, but I think the Tony Iommi one underwhelmed in a review I read. I know you pay more for a sig model, but I passed on the Brendan Small V, the Richie Faulkner V and the Luzzy Hale explorer and those are all worth like double what they were new.

i hear a lot of great things about current LTD models. I need another guitar like a hole in the head, but these are tempting me mightily... and have great reviews. I love 1 pickup, 1 knob guits.

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Sleek wrote: Mon Apr 10, 2023 11:15 pm
HueyRamone wrote: Mon Apr 10, 2023 5:01 pm
cowpins wrote: Mon Apr 10, 2023 4:43 pm Thanks! Def something to consider. Between the two of us we have Strats, Tele's, and Les Pauls, but he's asking for a SG on his own (thanks to Angus and Tony). I'll def check an LTD out.
I agree. Epiphones feel pretty shitty these days. My buddy bought an epi SG a while ago and it felt terrible. Some of the signature models have gotten good reviews, but I think the Tony Iommi one underwhelmed in a review I read. I know you pay more for a sig model, but I passed on the Brendan Small V, the Richie Faulkner V and the Luzzy Hale explorer and those are all worth like double what they were new.

i hear a lot of great things about current LTD models. I need another guitar like a hole in the head, but these are tempting me mightily... and have great reviews. I love 1 pickup, 1 knob guits.

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Sleek wrote: Mon Apr 10, 2023 11:15 pm
HueyRamone wrote: Mon Apr 10, 2023 5:01 pm
cowpins wrote: Mon Apr 10, 2023 4:43 pm Thanks! Def something to consider. Between the two of us we have Strats, Tele's, and Les Pauls, but he's asking for a SG on his own (thanks to Angus and Tony). I'll def check an LTD out.
I agree. Epiphones feel pretty shitty these days. My buddy bought an epi SG a while ago and it felt terrible. Some of the signature models have gotten good reviews, but I think the Tony Iommi one underwhelmed in a review I read. I know you pay more for a sig model, but I passed on the Brendan Small V, the Richie Faulkner V and the Luzzy Hale explorer and those are all worth like double what they were new.

i hear a lot of great things about current LTD models. I need another guitar like a hole in the head, but these are tempting me mightily... and have great reviews. I love 1 pickup, 1 knob guits.

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HueyRamone wrote: Mon Apr 10, 2023 7:34 pm
exitflagger wrote: Mon Apr 10, 2023 7:27 pm I have an LTD Phoenix, similar to above but with regular dual humbucker setup. Very sweet guitar for the price.
Which one? The aged white one is pretty cool looking.
It's this one.

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The color scheme is not wild or anything but I wasn't even looking to buy a guitar, I used it to demo an amp and ended up buying the guitar and saying fuck the amp.
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I don't think I'm going to be able to resist one of these new Gretsch beauties with P90's. I've been wanting P90's and holy shit, are these gorgeous.

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New addition to the family. 2023 Jazzmaster American Pro II. Growing up hating these, and anything else that might remind me of Elvis Costello.

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I don't typically like those, but that one is pretty.
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Grendel wrote: Tue Jul 18, 2023 7:32 am I don't typically like those, but that one is pretty.
Agreed. I've become as much a collector as player and as a collector trying to check as many boxes as possible. The history of the Jazzmaster is pretty interesting so doing a deep-dive into that pushed me to pick one up.
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I really like that. Beautiful.
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Mojo wrote: Tue Jul 18, 2023 8:35 am I really like that. Beautiful.
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sirthx2 wrote: Tue Jul 18, 2023 7:51 am as a collector trying to check as many boxes as possible.
Liar! You're leaving badass pointy metal guitars intentionally bypassed and its not cool.
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HueyRamone wrote: Tue Jul 18, 2023 9:19 am
sirthx2 wrote: Tue Jul 18, 2023 7:51 am as a collector trying to check as many boxes as possible.
Liar! You're leaving badass pointy metal guitars intentionally bypassed and its not cool.
My wife has a 'no weapons in the house' policy. I'd feel bad keeping a Warlock in the garage.
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sirthx2 wrote: Tue Jul 18, 2023 10:12 am
HueyRamone wrote: Tue Jul 18, 2023 9:19 am
sirthx2 wrote: Tue Jul 18, 2023 7:51 am as a collector trying to check as many boxes as possible.
Liar! You're leaving badass pointy metal guitars intentionally bypassed and its not cool.
My wife has a 'no weapons in the house' policy. I'd feel bad keeping a Warlock in the garage.
Thats what you get when you let the libs overrun a state.
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