Donnie Vie happy to set facts strait!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Caustic Queen]

I'm sure Donnie is just a glowing example to Rock fans everywhere...

He's done all the Rehab centers in Indiana, and is now taking on the TN roster of facilities...

Poor Lizzy is so upset over his homeless hopping ways that she's not even posting new vids on her own channel.
DONNIE.. never forget.. "Your Baby Loves You"

On a happy note though.. her friend took her out to eat yesterday.. and accordingly, it was $37 "just for Lizzy"... (out of her own mouth)..
~info taken from the DizzyDreamer Youtube Channel~

[UtahRatt]

Wonder what happened to that phony tramp Roxy? Busy taking down the mirrors in her trailer? A dirty hooker like that can't like looking at her own reflection.

[rikraffmrktng]

Don't they have a career rehab? Maybe that will help Donnie.

[Caustic Queen]

Don't they have a career rehab? Maybe that will help Donnie.

[Mazerati]

On a happy note though.. her friend took her out to eat yesterday.. and accordingly, it was $37 "just for Lizzy"... (out of her own mouth)..
~info taken from the DizzyDreamer Youtube Channel~

your still watching...i'm telling you vh-1 is missing out on this!

[Caustic Queen]

On a happy note though.. her friend took her out to eat yesterday.. and accordingly, it was $37 "just for Lizzy"... (out of her own mouth)..
~info taken from the DizzyDreamer Youtube Channel~

your still watching...i'm telling you vh-1 is missing out on this!

It's like a Car Crash.. or a Jani Lane performance...
It's a terrible event.. but you just can't stop watching...

[Hank_Hill]

I would like to update Donnie's Penis Chart Post... obviously the girls who gave the current information were lame and he just wasn't that into them because with me it's so big and hard that I use it as a makeup mirror... and I reapply my lipstick 10 times a day... and I'll add singing is not his mouths best talent... and as far as size... it's 8 really thick tasty inches... he is fucking amazing

why do you wanna know what donnie's cum tastes like...

by the time he cums in my mouth... i'm usually too far into an orgasm to be laughing... so i can't really answer that... sorry.

I was just running off to the Ho Board, but I could talk about about how awesome Donnie's Cock is on every thread without pissing anyone off... what fun is that?

alcohol numbs you???.... I have gallons of Donnie Vie's sperm inside me... there is enuff cocaine in that shit to numb us all... you can still change your vote...

good thing I like it up the butt

balls in one hand... cock in the olther... and tongue up the ass... it's just fun to see how the tickling and licking of one of those things affects the other... it's like when you play with your cats ears and her tail starts moving around...

the ass is a sexual gland... dont be afraid

well... I think a guy will think it's less special if he knows you were getting pounded in the ass just so you could keep your virginity... you know? if you want it to be special ... than wait... otherwise just have some fun, but be safe.

if you are DEAD SET on staying a "technical" virgin... stick to oral... 69 is great fun with the right person...

start slow... you don't want to jump into anal if respect is important to you... (i don't think there is anything wrong with it... and think a guy who does is going to be a lame fuck anyways), but if your future "special fuck" has an issue with you losing your virginity he will not be happy about anal...

You can't get pregnant having anal... i've only done it recently and it does hurt at first, but it is worth it and feels great...

oral is great... as long as it's mutual... i highly recommend lots of oral before you try anal because the natural lube is best...

what's the point of giving a blowjob if you can't floss while down there??

About Sebastian Bach -

he has a very very long pencil dick

and he likes to try and stick it in his ass to gross people out...

i almost went on a date with tony romo... about 4 years ago... but it never happened...

Tommy Lee kissed me about 100 times on my forehead when I was around 13 or 14... and was VERY sweet... and goofy...

[rikraffmrktng]

Bumping back to the front page.

Just because....

C'mon 200!

[Caustic Queen]

Bumping back to the front page.

Just because....

C'mon 200!

LOL.. you just don't want this thread to end with that pic... LOL..

I figured we'd have "another LisaVie" by now..
but since they seem to be having a bit of trouble finding version 5 (or is it 6).. maybe we should help them out..

Here.. how about HER?


Or maybe Her?


Wait.. maybe it's HER?


Well?

[Mazerati]

Bumping back to the front page.

Just because....

C'mon 200!

LOL.. you just don't want this thread to end with that pic... LOL..

I figured we'd have "another LisaVie" by now..
but since they seem to be having a bit of trouble finding version 5 (or is it 6).. maybe we should help them out..

Here.. how about HER?


any new videos of DizzyLizzy today???

Or maybe Her?


Wait.. maybe it's HER?


Well?

[Hank_Hill]

Maz saw the 3rd photo on Lisa's Myspace page.

And she swore to him that this time it's really her.

[Mazerati]

Maz saw the 3rd photo on Lisa's Myspace page.

And she swore to him that this time it's really her.

ya know if you squint really hard and turn the lights down and drink a couple bears Dizzy Lizzy can be quite hot

[SoulsOfBlack]

Maz saw the 3rd photo on Lisa's Myspace page.

And she swore to him that this time it's really her.

ya know if you squint really hard and turn the lights down and drink a couple bears Dizzy Lizzy can be quite hot

I don't know about drinking a couple of bears but I'm sure Lizzy shits like one!

[Hank_Hill]

Maz saw the 3rd photo on Lisa's Myspace page.

And she swore to him that this time it's really her.

ya know if you squint really hard and turn the lights down and drink a couple bears Dizzy Lizzy can be quite hot

I don't know about drinking a couple of bears but I'm sure Lizzy shits like one!

[RattDickSuckNut]

LOL.. you just don't want this thread to end with that pic... LOL..

I forgot to mention they complained and had that picture removed and I had to update it. Here's the original link:

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http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/1329/lizzys.gif

I wonder who that could be?

[Caustic Queen]

I wonder who that could be?

But.. Donnie doesn't GIVE A FUCK..
LMAO...

[Mazerati]

Maz saw the 3rd photo on Lisa's Myspace page.



ya know if you squint really hard and turn the lights down and drink a couple bears Dizzy Lizzy can be quite hot

I don't know about drinking a couple of bears but I'm sure Lizzy shits like one!

hah shit i said "bears" i must have had too many already

[rattstar]

And eventhough my family has major bank... (and I've had dinner with the Gores and Clintons...), I don't ask my family for handouts... so yea... Donnie and I are poor right now because we are choosing to lay around at the pool and fuck all day... no regrets here...

[Caustic Queen]

OMG...


IDIot moved up in the world ... out of the projects and into the park.. well.. hell yeah..

[zzzzzzz]

Couldn't Donnie and Liza keep it in the trailer. Where are the other fake Lisa's, I mean Liza's and Chip since he tells Liza what to say.

[SatanHimself]

And eventhough my family has major bank... (and I've had dinner with the Gores and Clintons...), I don't ask my family for handouts... so yea... Donnie and I are poor right now because we are choosing to lay around at the pool and fuck all day... no regrets here...

Goddamn dude.

[Caustic Queen]

Couldn't Donnie and Liza keep it in the trailer..

Have you forgotten who we're talking about?


Just how big do you think that trailer is?

[Nicole76]

it's so big and hard that I use it as a makeup mirror... and I reapply my lipstick 10 times a day

WTF?! Does that even make any sense? A makeup mirror?

by the time he cums in my mouth... i'm usually too far into an orgasm to be laughing...

Too far into an orgasm? Too far into 6 seconds? Bitch, please. This woman sounds like she lost her virginity at age 34, to a gay black man and has never had an orgasm in her life...aside from the first time she tried Oreo Cakesters.

This crap is exactly what I was talking about earlier...it makes no sense. It sounds like this person has had very little to no sex.

[stella_d_ella]

This crap is exactly what I was talking about earlier...it makes no sense. It sounds like this person has had very little to no sex.

She reminds me a bit of Steve Carrell during that one scene in "40 Year Old Virgin" when he's sitting around with the guys and tries to give them a play-by-play of the type of sex he has. Awkward, unconvincing, and just makes you shudder with disgust.

[Caustic Queen]

This crap is exactly what I was talking about earlier...it makes no sense. It sounds like this person has had very little to no sex.

She reminds me a bit of Steve Carrell during that one scene in "40 Year Old Virgin" when he's sitting around with the guys and tries to give them a play-by-play of the type of sex he has. Awkward, unconvincing, and just makes you shudder with disgust.

Are you implying that Lizzy hasn't been lucky in the LOVE Department?


WHY would you think such a thing?

[hairmetalhasbeen]

This crap is exactly what I was talking about earlier...it makes no sense. It sounds like this person has had very little to no sex.

She reminds me a bit of Steve Carrell during that one scene in "40 Year Old Virgin" when he's sitting around with the guys and tries to give them a play-by-play of the type of sex he has. Awkward, unconvincing, and just makes you shudder with disgust.

"Its like a bag of sand"
That was my thoughts after reading that shit! LOL!

[zzzzzzz]

[/quote]Just how big do you think that trailer is?

[/quote]


Your right, it would have to be at least three double wides welded together.

[zzzzzzz]

We have a amusement park called Idlewild near Pittsburgh. At the park is a place called Dizzy Lizzy's Saloon. Should Lizzy file suit against them?

[Iron Duck]

Oooo. Baths only 25 cents.

[zzzzzzz]

Baths for Lizzy are in the nearby river.