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lol at "we have made a PACK"
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ROTFLMFAO!!!! I just threw up in my mouth! AND swallowed it!

Faggot much?! LOL!!!!
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The only thing he forgot to do was stick his finger in his mouth.
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HollywoodBomb wrote:I swear, other than the voice he's the best Paul Stanley impersonator I've ever seen!

Agreed, he does have a better voice then Paul.
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Artemis2085 wrote:so I blurt out "I love you Paul!
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UtahRatt wrote:
HollywoodBomb wrote:I swear, other than the voice he's the best Paul Stanley impersonator I've ever seen!

Agreed, he does have a better voice then Paul.
This is true. He's also a better guitarist than Paul.
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futonsrf wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ramsey kills Christmas!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/user/ROXX1969#p/u/34/jk1zxItEvao
Holy shit. That song ought to be a hate crime.
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Klown, Fifi, Mini Kiss, ROXX.........Apart from being pathetic they all have one key ingredient. KISS and their fans truly are the joke of the music world.
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Greatest band in history.
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:shock: :shock: :shock:


I wonder why comments are disabled for all his videos? He must know he's a musical "genious".
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SoulsOfBlack wrote:
:shock: :shock: :shock:


I wonder why comments are disabled for all his videos? He must know he's a musical "genious".
The best part about this clip is the dissolves between the lines that he's... uh, singing, I guess you'd call it. Makes it feel like you're trapped in hell and it's going on for hours and hours.
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:shock:

If anybody watched that and thought man I gotta hire Ramsey as a vocal coach, they deserve what they get get... fuck talk about the blind leading the blind
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He claims a fan sent this in.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb50Pg6v89o

I actually want to find a fan of this band.
Aren't we all fans?
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I just stabbed myself in both ears with a steak knife repeatedly.
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Tommyr wrote:

I just stabbed myself in both ears with a steak knife repeatedly.
Screw that! I just did a Vincent Van Gogh on both my ears. However, I can still feel a little bit of the beat when I turn stuff up really loud. How can I cure that?
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wikkid1 wrote:
Tommyr wrote:

I just stabbed myself in both ears with a steak knife repeatedly.
Screw that! I just did a Vincent Van Gogh on both my ears. However, I can still feel a little bit of the beat when I turn stuff up really loud. How can I cure that?
If I douse my eyes with bleach I maybe I can unsee Ramsey shaking his butt. :shock:
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wikkid1 wrote:
Tommyr wrote:

I just stabbed myself in both ears with a steak knife repeatedly.
Screw that! I just did a Vincent Van Gogh on both my ears. However, I can still feel a little bit of the beat when I turn stuff up really loud. How can I cure that?

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$tevil should hook Ramsey for a "10 Questions" 8)
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i just squeezed my dogs balls really hard so his screams are louder than this.......whewwwwww saved by my dogs balls
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lords of fubar wrote:i just squeezed my dogs balls really hard so his screams are louder than this.......whewwwwww saved by my dogs balls
ROXX tortured another dog?! That's enough!!!
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HollywoodBomb wrote:
lords of fubar wrote:i just squeezed my dogs balls really hard so his screams are louder than this.......whewwwwww saved by my dogs balls
ROXX tortured another dog?! That's enough!!!
yes my poor jack russel was tortured by proxy
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Hahaha!!! I'm speechless...haha! This fuker has got to be mentally challenged yeah? These guys all need a large shot of thorazine I'm thinking, for real. I mean he's wanting to give lessons for fuck sakes he must be ill to be that grandiose, that he could find others to play along with him with that shit is amazing. It looks like Ramsey really thinks he's the shit and has a future being a musician and how can he not have been told countless times how bad he sucks by anyone and everyone around him i dont understand, as someone else said " I feel sorry for his kids", the humillity of having that for a parent must be tough they must get teased something terrible at school I know we would have had a feild day with something like, his kids would hang themselves once we were done teasing them back in the day.
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That pic really is an eyesore. It looks like he's also wearing a thong ala Paul Stanley "Crazy Nights" album cover.
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SoulsOfBlack wrote:That pic really is an eyesore. It looks like he's also wearing a thong ala Paul Stanley "Crazy Nights" album cover.
Check his other pics. The Paul Stanley thing is no accident. His vocals, playing and band are also sadly no accident.
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Damn. :shock:

Ramsey branches out and obliterates Rod Stewart, Nick Gilder and the Star Spangled Banner, which is the audio equivalent of flag burning.

Also for your holiday listening pleasure Ramsey mocks the birth of Christ and Santa with My Christmas Eve, a turd of epic proportions!
http://www.myspace.com/music/ramsey-cru ... 80185?ap=1

I'm speechless, except for laughing! :lol: :lol: :lol:

The track I Love You makes the rest of the above sound good!
Cheers!

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ROXX interview
http://globalkisstributes.web-log.nl/gl ... kiss_roxx/

He basically says they did the makeup for a new thing and to perform originals and not be a KISS influenced band.
Sort of.
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futonsrf wrote:Damn. :shock:

Ramsey branches out and obliterates Rod Stewart

"Stay away from my backdoor too."


I'm not sure he really means that.



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Here's Ramsey's homage to Kiss's "I Still Love You" entitled "I Love You."

This one has all the Roxx signature trademarks on it: tone deaf vocals, out-of-tune solos that go nowhere and add nothing to the song, and choppy, inept editing. It is a wild, untamed thing of beauty.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSE76vJM ... ata_player

God bless this thread... And God bless Roxx.
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