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Apparently Ramsey's band isn't the first band to use the awesome name of ROXX:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFrBdWROd4U
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The track listing of the Roxx Rocks CD:

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1. Passion
2. Sweet harmony
3. Two hott :shock:
4. Lighting stike
5. Crazy wild night
6. What can I do
7. Why don't you believe
8. Burning love
9. It's over

http://roxxonline.tripod.com/id2.html
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sliquor wrote:The track listing of the Roxx Rocks CD:

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1. Passion
2. Sweet harmony
3. Two hott :shock:
4. Lighting stike
5. Crazy wild night
6. What can I do
7. Why don't you believe
8. Burning love
9. It's over

http://roxxonline.tripod.com/id2.html
I feel like "What Can I Do" should really be the closer. Has anyone heard "Passion"?
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Desslar wrote:Tour Europe? They'd be lucky to book a gig on the other side of San Antonio.

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This fuckin' guy is delusional!

From Roxx webpage:

ROXX rated as one of the TOP 10 San Antonio bands on BARSTAR
"We always get noticed from cities & countries world wide but we never get any credit from our hometown ."
"Did you know ROXX was contacted by Capitol & Columbia records and the Band has been offered national tours in the past."
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Hell'sHungryChild wrote:This fuckin' guy is delusional!

From Roxx webpage:

ROXX rated as one of the TOP 10 San Antonio bands on BARSTAR
"We always get noticed from cities & countries world wide but we never get any credit from our hometown ."
"Did you know ROXX was contacted by Capitol & Columbia records and the Band has been offered national tours in the past."

ROTFLMFAO! Delusion? You're soaking in it!
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So how many Sludgers would show up for a ROXXlahoma? I suggest the following lineup (but feel free to add further suggestions):

HOTTWired
ROXX
Hot Leg
Bang Camaro
Nitro (reunited)
Steel Panther
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And the debut of Meatti on the second stage.
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I think some of the musically gifted sludgers should get together & do a ROXX tribute CD!
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Desslar wrote:So how many Sludgers would show up for a ROXXlahoma? I suggest the following lineup (but feel free to add further suggestions):

HOTTWired
ROXX
Hot Leg
Bang Camaro
Nitro (reunited)
Steel Panther
Complete!!

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Green Jelly need to be added to ROXXlahoma. :D
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sliquor wrote:I think some of the musically gifted sludgers should get together & do a ROXX tribute CD!
Awesome idea. We ought to start one of those team effort threads to cover "Rock is Back."

Only problem is, it would probably be 10x better than the original.
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Damn I thought all those YouTube clips were demo's, apparently not: :shock:

A retrospec of the bands original musical talent has emerged in the RAWest & ROUGHest way. ROXX has always performed with different members in the past this C.D.is NO B.S this pure HARD ROCK POWER featuring former members of ROXX along with MICHEAL ANTHONY & RAMSEY CRUISE the guys who started it all.

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It's Over
Angie Angel
My Asylum
Bad Boyz of Rock-n-Roll
What can I do
Crazy wild night
Love Slave
Lighting Strike
Why don't you believe
Passion
Sweet Harmony
Burning Love
Two Hott :shock: :D :D
And I want you too
Rock-n-Roll Lover
Love me to hurt you
ROXXFURY :D :D :D
Crash & Burn
Money ain't all that
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So...what's up with the "INXS"? Is that the album name? Did they just rip off an INXS tribute album and forget to edit that out? :lol:
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god bless all these guys! i came across michael zimmonz videos a year ago which led me to my huge fascination of ramsey a day or so later. never had the pleasure of watching michael hott until today, but he seems too have the same kind of charisma to keep me watching!

back to ramsey... i have been yelled at numerous times by my gf in the last year to put some headphones on after a few of his songs in a row cranked up (not everyone feels the magic of rock is back i guess). i dare anyone to come up with the same kind of sound and songs. it simply cannot be duplicated. the whole ramsey cruise roxx thing is insanely awesome in a very less than perfect way! i just wish he was cranking out more songs and videos on a regular basis. :)

ramsey seems like a good guy with good spirit. i wish i had his tenacity and sticktoitness. if the amount of effort he seems to put into his dream equaled the same amount of success in return, he would be a legendary rock god. he's made me a fan though and i would definitely pay to see him live!

i think this quote sums up my feelings on ramsey.

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TEARS! TEARS rolling down my fucking face. Listen to them guitar toanz!! WTF is with the national anthem in the middle of Rock Is Back?!! This man is amazing...
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Okay what the fuck is going on here, Ramsey got a comment from this guy, and it seems like he's fucking networked with the KISS lookalikes throughout the country. Fucking weird, I bet they all swear they didn't mean to look like them and that it's both a "blessing and a curse".
You've got to be one pathetic motherfucker if you want to purposely be Gene Simmons
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I have tried to explain the ROXX sound to other people even attempting to sing as out of tune as Ramsey does but it just cannot be done. I can only guess that someone would have to be completely and totally tonedeaf to be able to sing those notes.

There should be a new reality show where famous record producers are given totally shitty bands like Roxx and Complete and told to make them sound as good as possible in the studio.

I would watch the hell out of that.
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Desslar wrote:
sliquor wrote:I think some of the musically gifted sludgers should get together & do a ROXX tribute CD!
Awesome idea. We ought to start one of those team effort threads to cover "Rock is Back."

Only problem is, it would probably be 10x better than the original.
I've been experimenting with a Metal Zone pedal, trying to cop the ROXX sound. Just can't do it... there's a certain kind of magic in Ramsey's fingers.
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But Michael Zimmonz isn't Gene, just listen. :lol: :lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MsuweUdvW4

And don't forget this thread on Michael Zimmonz.
viewtopic.php?f=1&t=239604&hilit=Michael+Zimmonz
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zzzzzzz wrote:But Michael Zimmonz isn't Gene, just listen. :lol: :lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MsuweUdvW4

And don't forget this thread on Michael Zimmonz.
viewtopic.php?f=1&t=239604&hilit=Michael+Zimmonz

At least Michael can actually play, watch his "Rock & roll all night" cover.
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Michael Zimmonz needz to be the MC at ROXXlahoma as well as maybe sitting in with ROXX on some numbers.........but don't expect or request any KISS songs!!!
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The title of this thread kept me from clicking on it for a while but seeing it had close to 8.000 viewes and over 21 pages, I had to check it out and damn, am I glad I did!
This fucking roxx!
They need to make a documentary about this guy! It would be like "The Story of Anvil" meets "Psycho"!
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Sadly, I would 100% honestly pay $75 + to see Roxx live. I hesitate to even pay half that (or less) to see bands like Maiden, Ratt,Motley crue or Judas Priest drag through their tired predictable sets. That says something about the ROXX magic!

This thread shall never die.
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Space Bear wrote:
Desslar wrote:
sliquor wrote:I think some of the musically gifted sludgers should get together & do a ROXX tribute CD!
Awesome idea. We ought to start one of those team effort threads to cover "Rock is Back."

Only problem is, it would probably be 10x better than the original.
I've been experimenting with a Metal Zone pedal, trying to cop the ROXX sound. Just can't do it... there's a certain kind of magic in Ramsey's fingers.
It's like Eddie Van Halen said, Tone is all in your fingers, nothing left to do now but kill yourself and hope you come back as Ramsey's descendant who inherits his virtuoso fingers.
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Ramsey's blurry pictures taken with that shitty camera that he keeps posting on facebook are really creeping me out.
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Latest photo of Ramsey kissing some bird has some guy called Donnie writing threats to Ramsey, take a look on his facebook, im going to defend him :lol:
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Bruce Chickenson wrote:Latest photo of Ramsey kissing some bird has some guy called Donnie writing threats to Ramsey, take a look on his facebook, im going to defend him :lol:

Do it. If you need backup, im there...
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The My Asylum video is now up, it is indeed all Ramsey describes it as, a reinvention and masterpiece of heaviness by ROXX!!! (Or a rip-off of Sad But True by Metallica..)

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/vid ... 8&comments
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HueyRamone wrote:
Bruce Chickenson wrote:Latest photo of Ramsey kissing some bird has some guy called Donnie writing threats to Ramsey, take a look on his facebook, im going to defend him :lol:

Do it. If you need backup, im there...
lol, i then thought, i dont want to use my real profile to do it with...
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