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I'd pay $75 to see ROXX before paying that to see Roger.
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All that swag is pretty sweet but I want a ROXX "Best Of" CD/DVD.
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Endless Yodel wrote:If Ramsey wants to really sell the ROXX brand he needs to set aside any notions of class or integrity. I'm awaiting ROXX foot odor absorbers, the ROXX morning-after pill, and ROXX-branded slow cooker. :lol:
Don't go bringing Ramsey down to a Gene Simmons level. The man has style and class... he'd never whore out his name or image like that.
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Well, it didn't take long for Ramsey to try and capitalize on the recent interest in his "talent". How he can't see his chain is getting yanked I'll never know.
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Space Bear wrote:
Endless Yodel wrote:If Ramsey wants to really sell the ROXX brand he needs to set aside any notions of class or integrity. I'm awaiting ROXX foot odor absorbers, the ROXX morning-after pill, and ROXX-branded slow cooker. :lol:
Don't go bringing Ramsey down to a Gene Simmons level. The man has style and class... he'd never whore out his name or image like that.
Of course not. I think the Rock Star energy drink endorsement he's seeking is all about perpetuating a clean, active lifestyle, and not degrading the ROXX name in any way.
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The more I look at his pics and listen to the music - the more I think he may have an actual disorder...like undiagnosed autism or something...
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I wanna know where the hell we can find all these ROXX titles.




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HMJ wrote:The more I look at his pics and listen to the music - the more I think he may have an actual disorder...like undiagnosed autism or something...
He could have a grandiose delusional disorder. He seems harmless and pleasant, though.
Grandiose: A person with this type of delusional disorder has an over-inflated sense of worth, power, knowledge, or identity. The person might believe he or she has a great talent or has made an important discovery.
http://www.webmd.com/schizophrenia/guid ... l-disorder
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Anyone seen Love Slave??

The Gene Simmons impersonator is as bad a Ramsey :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sis2LSa8Its
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BlackieVanHolmes wrote:Man... I've just had a total soul destroying, nightmare of a day....

Thank god I have this thread and the music of Roxx to cheer me up


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This is not that bad, it`s a lot better than Asylum IMO...and he`s close to singing in tune...

Crazy Wild Night

Concert version

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwCpiR-i ... re=related

Studio Version

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAMvwjzu ... re=related

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This is a great face off between Michael Simmonz and The_Roxx!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETYD4fMh ... re=related
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HollywoodBomb wrote:This is a great face off between Michael Simmonz and The_Roxx!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETYD4fMh ... re=related
why does paul sound like michael jackson?
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HollywoodBomb wrote:This is not that bad, it`s a lot better than Asylum IMO...and he`s close to singing in tune...

Crazy Wild Night

Concert version

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwCpiR-i ... re=related

Studio Version

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAMvwjzu ... re=related

Well, not that bad by Roxx standards, but not quite good enough to be a Nitro b-side.
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That was to comedy as what Ramsey and Roxx are to good music.
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Captain Morgan wrote:
HollywoodBomb wrote:This is a great face off between Michael Simmonz and The_Roxx!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETYD4fMh ... re=related
why does paul sound like michael jackson?
:lol:
Is he wearing ultra tight pants again!!!! Just before hittin post I went back to look at the video to make sure it was not the real Gene!!!
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"Crazy Wild Nite" is a gem. Production, performance, and songwriting all perfectly executed. Thanks for sharing your gifts with us, Ramsey.
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ROXX - the early days




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SoulsOfBlack wrote:ROXX - the early days




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In the mid 90s things were so bad for Tony Iommi that he played in ROXX!!! :shock:
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Ramsey needs to watch out - there's an apparition in that photo!

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sliquor wrote:
SoulsOfBlack wrote:ROXX - the early days




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In the mid 90s things were so bad for Tony Iommi that he played in ROXX!!! :shock:
Haha, I was about to bring up Tony, you beat me to it!
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SoulsOfBlack wrote:
That was to comedy as what Ramsey and Roxx are to good music.
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What now? I said this and why? I'm to lazy to look it up.
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It was the video of Zimmonz arguing with Ramsey Stanley. But maybe I misread it. I think you were actually praising him for his comedic as well as musical skills.
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SoulsOfBlack wrote:ROXX - the early days

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Is that the young Steven Tyler drumming for them?
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Since Iommi was there I thought maybe it could be RJ Dio.
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C'mon Sludge!!!!

Ramsey wants us to demand him for a new song!!!!!

WE HAVE TO DEMAND!!!!

C'MON

HE NEEDS 50 FUCKERS TO UPLOAD A NEW OUTSTANDING SONG!!!!

iT'S ALL ON rAMSEY'S FACEBOOK PAGE!!

http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php? ... 0181712975
http://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?fb ... hoto_reply

dON'T BUG ME DUE TO THE CAPITAL LETTERING, RAMSEY DESERVES CAPITAL LETTERS MUCH MORE THAN ERIC ADAMS OR ANY OTHER FAGGOT FOR THAT MATTER.

ALL HAIL ROXX!!!
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