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SoulsOfBlack wrote:See, now you have to post El Duce's version. I've never heard it but if it's anything like Ramsey's, I know I'm gonna love it (almost) as much.

Ramsey>Duce>Rod
It's great, but I can't find it on youtube.
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SoulsOfBlack wrote:I don't remember hearing this one before. Ramsey covering Rod Stewart's "Tonight's the Night" over a karaoke backing track. I love the panning during the chorus. Ramsey's music was made to be truly appreciated on headphones.

http://www.myspace.com/ramseycruise/mus ... o-23280185
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To all original artist...it don't matter who likes your music or who does not...what you need is world wide exposure to build your own colony....for every 1 hater...there in probably about 10,000 plus that will love your work...to the wannabe's keep living in our shadow...ROCK ON MF'S
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I want a ROXX shirt too!


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(Yes, I'm aware that's a photoshop. Even Ramsey doesn't own a ROXX shirt.)
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To all original artist...it don't matter who likes your music or who does not...what you need is world wide exposure to build your own colony....for every 1 hater...there in probably about 10,000 plus that will love your work...to the wannabe's keep living in our shadow...ROCK ON MF'S
Ya hear that shit KISS?
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Ramsey's latest ego-maniac photo:

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Ramsey is updating his pics. :lol:

http://www.reverbnation.com/page_object ... id=6961198


:lol: :lol: :lol: His face must be stuck in the duckface look!

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futonsrf wrote:Ramsey is updating his pics. :lol:

http://www.reverbnation.com/page_object ... id=6961198


:lol: :lol: :lol: His face must be stuck in the duckface look!

ROTFLMFAO! In that one pic he looks like he's on the toilet taking a shit!
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futonsrf wrote:Ramsey is updating his pics. :lol:

http://www.reverbnation.com/page_object ... id=6961198


:lol: :lol: :lol: His face must be stuck in the duckface look!

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And this guy is a preschool teacher.
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stevo wrote:Did I just read correctly on the ROXX site that Ramsey is trying to do a phantom of the opera cd????


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


jesus christ....

I wonder if when Paul actually comes out if Mr. Cruziani will include some pics of himself sucking some guy off?

You need to stay in character Ramsey!!
iVE TALKED TO rAMSEY ON THE INTERNET AND HE SAYS HES NOT INFLUENCED BY kiss.
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Is Klown adding Roxx covers to their set list now? I guess you gotta play what the people demand.

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Desslar wrote:Is Klown adding Roxx covers to their set list now? I guess you gotta play what the people demand.

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LOL! What the fuck is that?!
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Desslar wrote:
futonsrf wrote:Ramsey is updating his pics. :lol:

http://www.reverbnation.com/page_object ... id=6961198


:lol: :lol: :lol: His face must be stuck in the duckface look!

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And this guy is a preschool teacher.
How much sexier can he possibly get? I'm moist just looking at him.
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Huge update on Ramsey Facebook.
Ramsey Roxx
Tonight SNEEK PEEK World Premiere of "BOY CRAZY"...a one hit wonder...don't miss it....LOL
Also, a "new" pic.

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:lol: :lol:
Ramsey Roxx
Someone asked me at a gig why do take off your shirt everytime...I laughed and said let tell the story behind that...early when I first started playing out...I use to wear these super bleached jeans all the time...one night I jumped off the stage and a big rip right between the legs from my crouch to my ass...so I quickly pulled off my short and tied around my waist and in the mist of the female half started chanting....the moral of the story....morals went out the window....
http://www.facebook.com/#!/RAMSEYROXX?sk=wall
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zzzzzzz wrote::lol: :lol:
Ramsey Roxx
Someone asked me at a gig why do take off your shirt everytime...I laughed and said let tell the story behind that...early when I first started playing out...I use to wear these super bleached jeans all the time...one night I jumped off the stage and a big rip right between the legs from my crouch to my ass...so I quickly pulled off my short and tied around my waist and in the mist of the female half started chanting....the moral of the story....morals went out the window....
http://www.facebook.com/#!/RAMSEYROXX?sk=wall
Damn, when is that Ramsey tell-all book coming out? This thing will make The Dirt look like a nursery rhyme.
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:lol: :lol:
Ramsey Roxx
On cover songs

I don't perform covers. I mean, I have done them in the past, but as a fun reinterpretation of something within a set of my own material. I wouldn't really suggest that you do that. It's a trap. Make your own songs good enough that they get people's attention.
Someone once asked me have you ever wrote a song while having sex...she giggled...I replied only when she's doggy...i will usually use the cushion to scribble my musical thoughts...with a marker
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SoulsOfBlack wrote:I want a ROXX shirt too!


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(Yes, I'm aware that's a photoshop. Even Ramsey doesn't own a ROXX shirt.)
Don't know if they exist (like the CDs) but he sells them with the classic ROXX logo on his site for $15 (free shipping within San Antonio!). :D

http://roxxonline.tripod.com/id5.html
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Ramsey Roxx
On cover songs

I don't perform covers. I mean, I have done them in the past, but as a fun reinterpretation of something within a set of my own material. I wouldn't really suggest that you do that. It's a trap. Make your own songs good enough that they get people's attention.
http://roxxonline.tripod.com/id15.html

KISS ROXX
THe 1st Official Tribute C.D. ever recorded by ROXX

Strutter
She
Got to Choose
Hotter than Hell
Love Gun
Detroit Rock City

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PRODUCED & RECORDED by:
JESSE AGUILAR & RAMSEY CRUISE
MIXED AT:
ROXX creations
COVER image by:
RAMPAGE Illusions
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But, he said he wasn't influenced by Kiss! So WTF Ramsey???? LOL! What a douche!
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zzzzzzz wrote:Huge update on Ramsey Facebook.
Ramsey Roxx
Tonight SNEEK PEEK World Premiere of "BOY CRAZY"...a one hit wonder...don't miss it....LOL
Yup, he posted the new masterpiece. I wish there was a way to save his music from facebook. It's definitely classic ROXX, the Metal Zone is in full effect and the leads and vocals are as off-key as ever!


BOY CRAZY

There's a rumor going round that's shes easy
and she's looking for a man to please him
it don't matter if your black or white
as long as you spend the night

Don't you tell her that you love her
Cos she just might get with your brother

She get's hazy BOY CRAZY
even though she's with you
She get's hazy BOY CRAZY
and there's nothing you can do

Cock eye Betty's her name
and numb without shame
and she's always ready for loving
for a little pushin' and shovin'

Don't you tell her that you love her
Cos you might have to meet her Mother

She get's hazy BOY CRAZY
even though she's with you
She get's hazy BOY CRAZY
and there's nothing you can do

SOLO

She's got a dozen kids but she'll still give in
all for a good time
better run for the hills cos she don't take no pills
man you've cross that line

Better tell her that you love her
cos just might be the a Father

She get's hazy BOY CRAZY
even though she's with you
She get's hazy BOY CRAZY
and there's nothing you can do
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In case anyone missed it, here's the link to the new single "Boy Crazy":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQIxPa1ToAA

Wow, pretty awful even by Ramsey's standards.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWOFRnpV ... re=related

During his FB days when asked about the orchestra he said something along the lines that it was really time consuming and a feat to get them all in one room and record the track. He was serious too.
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Hell'sHungryChild wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWOFRnpV ... re=related

During his FB days when asked about the orchestra he said something along the lines that it was really time consuming and a feat to get them all in one room and record the track. He was serious too.
:)
Ya know, now that I've heard so many Ramsey "gems," that one actually isn't so bad. It could almost be a Cherry St demo.
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SoulsOfBlack wrote: Yup, he posted the new masterpiece. I wish there was a way to save his music from facebook. It's definitely classic ROXX, the Metal Zone is in full effect and the leads and vocals are as off-key as ever!


BOY CRAZY

There's a rumor going round that's shes easy
and she's looking for a man to please him
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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This is it, he's ready for the big time.


Ramsey Roxx
18 hours ago

‎"Get ready NEW YORK here I come"
it's time...cos San Antonio...is way behind
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SoulsOfBlack wrote:This is it, he's ready for the big time.


Ramsey Roxx
18 hours ago

‎"Get ready NEW YORK here I come"
it's time...cos San Antonio...is way behind
Hot damn. See everyone front row in New York.
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Desslar wrote:In case anyone missed it, here's the link to the new single "Boy Crazy":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQIxPa1ToAA

Wow, pretty awful even by Ramsey's standards.
How the fuck does he find anyone to play with him???
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Tommyr wrote:
Desslar wrote:In case anyone missed it, here's the link to the new single "Boy Crazy":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQIxPa1ToAA

Wow, pretty awful even by Ramsey's standards.
How the fuck does he find anyone to play with him???
Me thinks he records each part, effortlessly, in his mom's basement.
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Captain Morgan wrote:
Tommyr wrote:
Desslar wrote:In case anyone missed it, here's the link to the new single "Boy Crazy":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQIxPa1ToAA

Wow, pretty awful even by Ramsey's standards.
How the fuck does he find anyone to play with him???
Me thinks he records each part, effortlessly, in his mom's basement.
Well, Meatti yeah, but Roxx is a team effort. It's only through the combination of all their talents that the magic happens.
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