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Desslar wrote:Well, Meatti yeah, but Roxx is a team effort. It's only through the combination of all their talents that the magic happens.
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I couldn't help but notice the video link at the side of his newest epic.

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Tommyr wrote:But, he said he wasn't influenced by Kiss! So WTF Ramsey???? LOL! What a douche!
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That is a seriously awesome guitar tone...sounds like he is using a trash can for an amp.

Regarding the vocals...this is one of the few times I would be in favor of using autotune!
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Desslar wrote:In case anyone missed it, here's the link to the new single "Boy Crazy":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQIxPa1ToAA

Wow, pretty awful even by Ramsey's standards.
Adding comments has been disabled for this video.

I can't imagine why... :lol:

But hey I made it to the second chorus..
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Ramsey never disappoints! There's like three separate songs going on in that one -- off-key lyrics (overdubbed off-key too), some crazy drum action, and guitar runs in various keys.

I've never heard this degree of tone deafness. Truly horrid, but an Ed Wood horrid. That in itself is amazing. :shock: There's a beautiful retarded genius to it.

So I'm glad he's back in the basement recording. I'd miss his if he freaked again and devoted his talents to full time day care.
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I think 'Boy Crazy' is classic ROXX.

Awesome theme, signature Ramsey out of key/time vocals and guitar, and some of the most out of time drumming that has no relevance to the song ive heard.

All makes for a ROXX 'hit'
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Welcome to the 90's, Ramsey.

Some recent facebook quotes.
*edit to add a few more*

Ramsey Roxx
"Did you guys know that Alternative is ruling over ROCK-N-ROLL these days....Alternative SUXX aggressively...It's time for ALL HARD ROCKERS TO STAND UP, CRANK IT and take back the METAL THRONE!!!...HORNS UP!!! MF's!!"

What the HELL is ALTERNATIVE...anyway...it's a word in LIMBO...simply means NOTHING!

Every genre of MUSIC stands for something to be PROUD of...but ALTERNATIVE stands for NOTHING...

How do get off to ALTERNATIVE...with popcorn and a soda...WTF


Who writes this F..K'd Up..BS...If these what ROCK has come too...than ROCK is dead...so sad but it's true...these jack beans can't even sing, but of course in a multi-million dollar studio all they do filter your crappy vocals through a pitch-corrector...so sad but it's true http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBYyLifdmzw



CHECK this out... ROCK vs Alternative...let me put this ROCK way TALENTED..they owned the stage and their instruments, great vocalist and tremendous performers...Just listen to those chops make u want get up and pump your fist in the air....ALTERNATIVE is some stupid studio experimental shit any Jack -ass can do...ROCK ON MF's

To all the youngsters learning to play...learn stuff from the 80'S you will be an extraordinary musician....ALTERNATIVE is robbing you from becoming a GREAT Musician....it's total garabage

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The weird thing about Ramsey is sometimes you can actually, if you really, REALLY strain, hear a decent song lurking underneath the out of tune guitars, out of time drums, and off-key vocals. I mean, just sing "Boy Crazy" to yourself - it's not half bad - it has a certain 70s KISS vibe to it anyway.

I just can't get over the fact that he can listen to this stuff and not recognise that it's all off-key and out of tune. Especially from someone professing to be a music teacher.
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So is "Ramsey Roxx" on facebook? I can only find his bands FB page.
SoulsOfBlack wrote:Welcome to the 90's, Ramsey.

Some recent facebook quotes.


Ramsey Roxx
"Did you guys know that Alternative is ruling over ROCK-N-ROLL these days....Alternative SUXX aggressively...It's time for ALL HARD ROCKERS TO STAND UP, CRANK IT and take back the METAL THRONE!!!...HORNS UP!!! MF's!!"

What the HELL is ALTERNATIVE...anyway...it's a word in LIMBO...simply means NOTHING!

Every genre of MUSIC stands for something to be PROUD of...but ALTERNATIVE stands for NOTHING...

How do get off to ALTERNATIVE...with popcorn and a soda...WTF
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futonsrf wrote:Si is "Ramsey Roxx" on facebook? I can only find his bands FB page.
Yeah. But apparently his personal page is really sooper sekrit.
https://www.facebook.com/RAMSEYROXX

This is my private & personal place on Facebook to share with great people, fans and musicians who enjoy independent artist accomplishments. Please feel free to show your love for great music and together we can share our most creative accomplishments with the world. Peace and Love always

People you can catch & chat with me live and personal here up on my facebook...WARNING I am very selective of who i add on...so please message me personally on FB prior to be added so keep rocking. Peace
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futonsrf wrote:Si is "Ramsey Roxx" on facebook? I can only find his bands FB page.
Yeah. But apparently his personal page is really sooper sekrit.
https://www.facebook.com/RAMSEYROXX

This is my private & personal place on Facebook to share with great people, fans and musicians who enjoy independent artist accomplishments. Please feel free to show your love for great music and together we can share our most creative accomplishments with the world. Peace and Love always

People you can catch & chat with me live and personal here up on my facebook...WARNING I am very selective of who i add on...so please message me personally on FB prior to be added so keep rocking. Peace
Nope, I get nothing at the link or when I search the name. I think he has me blocked somehow. :)
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Uh oh. Ramsey, who has threatened legal action about his music and stalkers before (!) has some direct competition name wise in San Antonio, some dude who does rap and is also called Roxx. Ramsey won't tolerate his band's name being used by someone else! I'll have to pass this on to Ramsey's band's FB board. :D

http://www.betarecords.com/roxx
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futonsrf wrote:Uh oh. Ramsey, who has threatened legal action about his music and stalkers before (!) has some direct competition name wise in San Antonio, some dude who does rap and is also called Roxx. Ramsey won't tolerate his band's name being used by someone else! I'll have to pass this on to Ramsey's band's FB board. :D

http://www.betarecords.com/roxx
Wow, think of the potential for a rap version of "Rock is Back"! The mind boggles.
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futonsrf wrote:Uh oh. Ramsey, who has threatened legal action about his music and stalkers before (!) has some direct competition name wise in San Antonio, some dude who does rap and is also called Roxx. Ramsey won't tolerate his band's name being used by someone else! I'll have to pass this on to Ramsey's band's FB board. :D

http://www.betarecords.com/roxx
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God, that's swoonable.
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futonsrf wrote:Uh oh. Ramsey, who has threatened legal action about his music and stalkers before (!) has some direct competition name wise in San Antonio, some dude who does rap and is also called Roxx. Ramsey won't tolerate his band's name being used by someone else! I'll have to pass this on to Ramsey's band's FB board. :D

http://www.betarecords.com/roxx
HAHAHAHAHAHA holy shit Ramsey is going to fucking flip out but most likely not do shit about it.

Has anyone invited him to Sludge already? He needs to be up in this beeyotch!
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He just posted his latest gem on his facebook page. I don't see it on the youtube channel yet but let's hope he makes it public.




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TWO HOTT

She struts into my sight
showing off all that she got oh so hott
keep on shaking it the way that you do
shake it baby...shock

(Looking so good)
Girl the way you should
(Ur Moving so fine)
Oh my you tease for the thrill
Ur
Ur two two (TWO HOTT)
Ur so so (TWO HOTT)So hott
Oh -o-woh yea-a-yeah
Ur TWO HOTT

She flaunts so I stare turn me on
I wanna do baby you
your making me get off
by the way that you look
you got it baby...shock

(Looking so good)
Girl the way you should
(Ur Moving so fine)
Oh my you tease for the thrill

Ur
Ur two two (TWO HOTT)
Ur so so (TWO HOTT)So hott
Oh -o-woh yea-a-yeah
Ur TWO HOTT

Break
Solo

Ur
Ur two two (TWO HOTT)
Ur so so (TWO HOTT)So hott
Oh -o-woh yea-a-yeah
Ur TWO HOTT

Ur TWO HOTT!
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SoulsOfBlack wrote:He just posted his latest gem on his facebook page. I don't see it on the youtube channel yet but let's hope he makes it public.




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TWO HOTT

She struts into my sight
showing off all that she got oh so hott
keep on shaking it the way that you do
shake it baby...shock

(Looking so good)
Girl the way you should
(Ur Moving so fine)
Oh my you tease for the thrill
Ur
Ur two two (TWO HOTT)
Ur so so (TWO HOTT)So hott
Oh -o-woh yea-a-yeah
Ur TWO HOTT

She flaunts so I stare turn me on
I wanna do baby you
your making me get off
by the way that you look
you got it baby...shock

(Looking so good)
Girl the way you should
(Ur Moving so fine)
Oh my you tease for the thrill

Ur
Ur two two (TWO HOTT)
Ur so so (TWO HOTT)So hott
Oh -o-woh yea-a-yeah
Ur TWO HOTT

Break
Solo

Ur
Ur two two (TWO HOTT)
Ur so so (TWO HOTT)So hott
Oh -o-woh yea-a-yeah
Ur TWO HOTT

Ur TWO HOTT!

Uh-oh, I smell a lawsuit from the Hott coming on. This could be the heavy metal trial of the century.
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SoulsOfBlack wrote:He just posted his latest gem on his facebook page. I don't see it on the youtube channel yet but let's hope he makes it public.


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TWO HOTT

ROTFLMFAO!!!!
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Desslar wrote:
SoulsOfBlack wrote:He just posted his latest gem on his facebook page. I don't see it on the youtube channel yet but let's hope he makes it public.




All Rights Reserved

TWO HOTT

She struts into my sight
showing off all that she got oh so hott
keep on shaking it the way that you do
shake it baby...shock

(Looking so good)
Girl the way you should
(Ur Moving so fine)
Oh my you tease for the thrill
Ur
Ur two two (TWO HOTT)
Ur so so (TWO HOTT)So hott
Oh -o-woh yea-a-yeah
Ur TWO HOTT

She flaunts so I stare turn me on
I wanna do baby you
your making me get off
by the way that you look
you got it baby...shock

(Looking so good)
Girl the way you should
(Ur Moving so fine)
Oh my you tease for the thrill

Ur
Ur two two (TWO HOTT)
Ur so so (TWO HOTT)So hott
Oh -o-woh yea-a-yeah
Ur TWO HOTT

Break
Solo

Ur
Ur two two (TWO HOTT)
Ur so so (TWO HOTT)So hott
Oh -o-woh yea-a-yeah
Ur TWO HOTT

Ur TWO HOTT!

Uh-oh, I smell a lawsuit from the Hott coming on. This could be the heavy metal trial of the century.
Or maybe Ramsey and Michael are going to put together a supergroup... and this is just a tease to get us talking about it. Man on man, this is gonna be HUGE.
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Space Bear wrote:Or maybe Ramsey and Michael are going to put together a supergroup... and this is just a tease to get us talking about it. Man on man, this is gonna be HUGE.
As I've mentioned several pages back on this thread, the name of said supergroup should be HOTT ROXX!!
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HOTT ROXX!!!!!!!!!! THE ANTHOLOGY!!!!!!!!

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IN STORES NOW!!!!!!!!!


TWO TWO !! TWO HOTT!!!!!!!!!
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sliquor wrote:
Space Bear wrote:Or maybe Ramsey and Michael are going to put together a supergroup... and this is just a tease to get us talking about it. Man on man, this is gonna be HUGE.
As I've mentioned several pages back on this thread, the name of said supergroup should be HOTT ROXX!!
It could be a problem finding arenas big enough to hold the crowds. Maybe they should have east and west coast touring bands like Trans Siberian Orchestra.
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Breaking news via Ramsey's Twitter Roxxcreations;

"ALL ROXX will be converted into "MEATTi" sites Ramsey is NOW 100% Solo"

What has happened to cause the demise of the Mighty ROXX???
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futonsrf wrote:Breaking news via Ramsey's Twitter Roxxcreations;

"ALL ROXX will be converted into "MEATTi" sites Ramsey is NOW 100% Solo"

What has happened to cause the demise of the Mighty ROXX???
Too many cooks spoil the soup? I guess even the strongest of egos would have a hard time listening to bandmates honestly critique "Boy Crazy."

I don't know, it's going to be a little embarrassing asking the Best Buy clerk if they got the latest MEATTi disc in.
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futonsrf wrote:Breaking news via Ramsey's Twitter Roxxcreations;

"ALL ROXX will be converted into "MEATTi" sites Ramsey is NOW 100% Solo"

What has happened to cause the demise of the Mighty ROXX???
Damn you Futon...YOU BASTARD! How DARE you break the news like this in such an insensitive way. Harummph.
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Hanoi Roxx wrote:Harummph.
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Are you SURE you spelled that correctly?

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