Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!

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Seriously, what satisfaction does Ramsey get out of recording these pieces of crap? At least the Roxx stuff showed some misguided ambition (props for the orchestra on that one song), but his solo material is all very similar and tedious.

Does he really feel pride in his work?
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PurpleIdiot wrote:LISTEN TO ROCK AND ROLL LOVER AT THIS LINK
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=369277929754928

I would love to see a photo of Ramsey's recording setup.

It's got to be a 20 year old 4-track cassette recorder and like 2 radio shack mics.

No way in hell is he using modern equipment. I couldn't get a recording to sound that bad if I tried. He should move to Norway and produce Black Metal bands.
This guy HAS to be fucking with us. There is NO WAY in hell he can possibly think this is good. We're being fucked with, I'm sure of it. That sucks so hard the Hoover company is jealous.
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PurpleIdiot wrote:LISTEN TO ROCK AND ROLL LOVER AT THIS LINK
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=369277929754928

I would love to see a photo of Ramsey's recording setup.

It's got to be a 20 year old 4-track cassette recorder and like 2 radio shack mics.

No way in hell is he using modern equipment. I couldn't get a recording to sound that bad if I tried. He should move to Norway and produce Black Metal bands.
Ramsey made his guitar sound like nails going down a chalkboard. Impressive.
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Ramsey Cruziani Meatti:
RIB IT! ROCK lol
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Meatti fans - head over to facebook STAT!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hanoi Roxx wrote:Meatti fans - head over to facebook STAT!!!!!!!!!!!
*facepalm* Great way to get my Sunday rolling. :lol:
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He looks like a stroked out pansy.
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ROTFLMFAO! After he speaks his shit music/"singing" plays! LOL! I'm dying over here!
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After reading some of his ramblings I was half convinced Ramsey was a foreigner, based on his horrible grammar & sentence structure. Now after hearing this guy speak I'm convinced he's just a garden variety mouth breather.
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Hanoi Roxx wrote:Meatti fans - head over to facebook STAT!!!!!!!!!!!

Im blocked!! and I never said one mean thing to him...


I hate everything.
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sucks being you....the worlds most famous heavy metal songwriter has spoken....


...now go do the honerable thing
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HueyRamone wrote:
Hanoi Roxx wrote:Meatti fans - head over to facebook STAT!!!!!!!!!!!

Im blocked!! and I never said one mean thing to him...


I hate everything.

You're not missing anything worth a shit.
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Tommyr wrote:
HueyRamone wrote:
Hanoi Roxx wrote:Meatti fans - head over to facebook STAT!!!!!!!!!!!

Im blocked!! and I never said one mean thing to him...


I hate everything.

You're not missing anything worth a shit.
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HueyRamone wrote:
Hanoi Roxx wrote:Meatti fans - head over to facebook STAT!!!!!!!!!!!

Im blocked!! and I never said one mean thing to him...


I hate everything.

Same here
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Ramsey is now posting his Meltdown pic on my wall and also commenting on my photo's, i think I've fooled him into believing i like his music..

His announcement is hilarious, he brightens up the darkest day!
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ramsey is on a facebook tirade about covers vs originals....the fucker does not get it...i am 51 years old...i am not gonna be a fucking ''rockstar'' i play covers now because I GET PAID DAMN GOOD MONEY TO DO IT... i think somebody talked shit about his originals because his posts, while not mentioning any names seem like they are pointed at someone
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lords of fubar wrote:ramsey is on a facebook tirade about covers vs originals....the fucker does not get it...i am 51 years old...i am not gonna be a fucking ''rockstar'' i play covers now because I GET PAID DAMN GOOD MONEY TO DO IT... i think somebody talked shit about his originals because his posts, while not mentioning any names seem like they are pointed at someone
Dude

Did you not hear his message to the people?

HE'S ONE OF THE MOST SOUGHT OUT MUSICIANS IN THE WORLD

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damn i forgot....must be the chemo
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Ramsey Cruziani Meatti
People gave hell to STEVEN TYLER for his rendition of the STAR SPANGLE BANNER....One of the greatest artist with a massive amount of #1 hits...hmmm...Steven ROCKS...
Ramsey Cruziani Meatti The star spangle banner is a very tough for alot for of artist...it was written off of feel more than anything else...most commercial music has a repetitive basic structure which more easy to sing...too.
i guess i shuldnt be surprised, but ramsey doesnt even know the name of his own national anthem... unbelievable!!! :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Tommyr wrote:
PurpleIdiot wrote:LISTEN TO ROCK AND ROLL LOVER AT THIS LINK
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=369277929754928

I would love to see a photo of Ramsey's recording setup.

It's got to be a 20 year old 4-track cassette recorder and like 2 radio shack mics.

No way in hell is he using modern equipment. I couldn't get a recording to sound that bad if I tried. He should move to Norway and produce Black Metal bands.
This guy HAS to be fucking with us. There is NO WAY in hell he can possibly think this is good. We're being fucked with, I'm sure of it. That sucks so hard the Hoover company is jealous.
Are you kidding? It's the greatest piece of music the 21st century has experienced yet.
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lords of fubar wrote:damn i forgot....must be the chemo
Chemo and age. Hell, I'll be 54 in early May. Keep rocking those skins man! You're never too old!
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I already experienced it, now my eardrums are bleeding.
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Has Ramsey weighed in on the new Van Halen album yet?
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Hanoi Roxx wrote:I already experienced it, now my eardrums are bleeding.
mine jumped off of my head and ran down the street screaming
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PeePee Lemieux wrote:Has Ramsey weighed in on the new Van Halen album yet?
no he hasn't but i can ask him if you like
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please do.
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mine jumped off of my head and ran down the street screaming
I hate it when that happens :lol:
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if this guy spent as much time working on his ''voice'' as he does mugging for the camera he might actually stand a chance..........naaaaaaa just kidding....keep mugging ramsey
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