Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!

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Ramsey Cruciani shared 93.5 KDAY's photo.
16 mins ·

Thank GOD this crap is gone...ROCK ON!

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Ramsey Cruciani
23 mins ·

They say Technology is hurting musicians...BULL CORN..it's given the MODERN musician opportunities to control their own destiny and financial gains independently...IT'S ALL ABOUT INDEPENDENCE...ROCK ON!




yet he has been on a tirade about ''auto tune'' and shit...is that not technology?

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Ramsey Cruciani
41 mins ·

Hey NIGGA's there ain't NO ROCK in RAP...word...ROCK ON!

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wtf is he talking about here.....


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Ramsey Cruciani
2 hrs ·

We need a NATIONAL CHEATERS DAY...for all the players who FRONT the PHONY...behind a devious SEX addicted mask...and have their pics posted n tagged...just so people can be AWARE that emotional instability...is a MENTAL DISORDER...some chronic...ROCK ON!

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Ramsey Cruciani
3 hrs ·

Valentines is around the corner ...so it's time to start PISSING OFF of the LONER BONERS...and empty HOLES...so let's make'em SHREEK with ENVY...by hugging in squeezing in PUBLIC and slap PHOTOS all over FB...it's gonna be FUN...LET'S SHOW THEM WHAT LOVE IS ALL ABOUT...ROCK ON!

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ramsey moob pic.....SWOOOOOON

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WAIT WHATz???????



Ramsey Cruciani
18 hrs ·

I bet women WISH their BOOBS would inflate when in HEAT...like a guys penis...LMAO...ROCK ON!

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Ramsey Cruciani shared his photo.
Yesterday at 11:13 ·

Next 13 songs HEAVY METAL...ROXX style...ROCK ON!





YEAH the sound of a cat being dragged through a fan

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Ramsey Cruciani
Just now ·

At one time there was a battle of the SEX's...seems WOMEN bet us guys out of the ASS race,,,THE GREATEST WAR is amongst us ...and MAN it is a BEAUTIFUL WAR...THE BATTLE OF BOOBS N BUTTS rages on...GUYS sit back pop open a COLD ONE and ENJOY...this better than SUPER BOWL...ROCK ON!



so says the king himself

[Endless Yodel]

Ramsey Cruciani
3 hrs ·

Valentines is around the corner ...so it's time to start PISSING OFF of the LONER BONERS...and empty HOLES...so let's make'em SHREEK with ENVY...by hugging in squeezing in PUBLIC and slap PHOTOS all over FB...it's gonna be FUN...LET'S SHOW THEM WHAT LOVE IS ALL ABOUT...ROCK ON!

That's not love, just an excessive public display of affection. Any sensible person would know that. Oh wait, this is Ramsey we're talking about...

[Monkey_Julius_Bowaffle_]

Ramsey Cruciani
23 mins ·

They say Technology is hurting musicians...BULL CORN

Reminds me, my grandfather, knowing I was lying to him over some BS when I was a kid got mad as hell and yelled out "BALONEY GUM!!!" (Only heard the man curse once in my life and he's now 92).

So BULL CORN & BALONEY GUM to Ramsey's delusional non-sense.

Every now and again, Ramsey will toss out a bone of pure hilarity (a la the Sam Ash Music Store "gig"), but unfortunately for me, after nearly 5 yrs. of bearing witness to his bullshit, it's mostly gotten a bit stale and same-ole, same-ole.

Make no mistake, however, I do (& in all likelihood, will continue to) check in on this thread on a somewhat regular basis. Even despite the guy being one of my FB "friends" (I use FB so rarely, I would miss over 90% of the shit he posts).

[stevo]

Ramsey Cruciani
41 mins ·

Hey NIGGA's there ain't NO ROCK in RAP...word...ROCK ON!

This shit is gold

[Ironman]

Ramsey Cruciani
9 hrs ·

To younger bands coming around LEARN COVERS as many as u can have FUN with them...cos CREATING IS NOT FOR EVERYONE I have seen so many get frustrated and throw in the towel...I am personally just lucky to have been chosen by the man...work-hard...ROCK ON!


and i say again......

oh, he was chosen, alright.

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Ramsey Cruciani
9 hrs ·

To younger bands coming around LEARN COVERS as many as u can have FUN with them...cos CREATING IS NOT FOR EVERYONE I have seen so many get frustrated and throw in the towel...I am personally just lucky to have been chosen by the man...work-hard...ROCK ON!


and i say again......

oh, he was chosen, alright.

Chosen to suck hard

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Ramsey Cruciani
9 mins ·

PINOCCOLO was a PUPPET who wanted to be a REAL BOY...now with a this PLASTIC SURGERY all these OLD HIPSTERS look like OLD WORN DOWN PUPPETS...what ever u do stay true to ur appearance...stay from the modern DR. FRANKENSTEIN...ROCK ON!



who the fuck was ''PINOCCOLO?''

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Ramsey Cruciani
Just now ·

I wonder if they will ever make a BREAST PUMP so a women can increase or decrease her SIZE for the proper occasion..anything possible...ROCK ON!

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Ramsey Cruciani
17 mins ·

Why is it that WOMEN with ENORMOUS BREAST have a small ASS...and the ones with a HUGE ASS have small BOOBS...lol...ROCK ON!


ramsey's wife married a huge ass ...

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Ramsey Cruciani
29 mins ·

McDonalds PHUCKED UP...First they strayed from the kidding restaurant idea...major PHUCKED UP...even a BIGGER PHUCKED UP...when introduced the HEALTHLY food...who in the hell wants to eat a shrunken CARDBOARD BUN n PHUCKING CUTIE..for 20$...come on...WHAT HAPPEN TO HAMBURGLAR n MAYOR McCheese...The KIDS LOVED those CATS...and the BIG GREASY BURGERS...ROCK ON!


ramsey the food connoisseur

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Ramsey Cruciani updated his cover photo.
3 hrs · Edited ·

So Ramsey what makes a song GOOD...PESTO...lol...ROCK ON!

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Ramsey Cruciani updated his cover photo.
18 hrs · Edited ·

NEW ROXX tune "THE DEVIL MADE ROCK-N-ROLL FOR YOU N ME"...will be released in MARCH...Stay tuned IN n TUNED UP...ROCK ON!

[sliquor]

Hopefully Ramsey will critique the Grammys & offer his insight throughout the night.

[Turner Coates]

Hopefully Ramsey will critique the Grammys & offer his insight throughout the night.

"There were many talented artists, but none of them have the popularity, talent or experience that ROXX has! Stay tuned for Roxx winning most of next year's Grammys! We want to win for YOU...OUR FANS! You know who you are!"

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Ramsey Cruciani
1 min ·

Ever told a BOSS... hey I won't be in Tomorrow....Why...I have a JOB interview...they look at U "BAFFLED"... lol...and then u go to the interview at the other job...just to find out U can't even support UR DOG ON these wages either...ROCK ON!



says the fucker with no job

[Endless Yodel]

Ramsey Cruciani
9 mins ·

PINOCCOLO was a PUPPET who wanted to be a REAL BOY...now with a this PLASTIC SURGERY all these OLD HIPSTERS look like OLD WORN DOWN PUPPETS...what ever u do stay true to ur appearance...stay from the modern DR. FRANKENSTEIN...ROCK ON!



who the fuck was ''PINOCCOLO?''

That nearly made me spray my drink on my laptop screen.

These status updates are a journey into Ramsey's mind. And that's a scary place.

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Ramsey Cruciani
Just now ·

The industry still lives in medieval times...pimping youngsters is not the answer..its good music...these poor souls being used for a world wide puppet show..high schools have better talents shows....Rock on!


says ramsey the ROCKGOD.......ROCK ON!

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This asshole is on a roll, he doesn't shut up!!!!

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This asshole is on a roll, he doesn't shut up!!!!

HEY......WATCH YOUR TOUGUE......!!!!!! do you know of whom you speak?????

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This asshole is on a roll, he doesn't shut up!!!!

HEY......WATCH YOUR TOUGUE......!!!!!! do you know of whom you speak?????

Sorry

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This asshole is on a roll, he doesn't shut up!!!!

HEY......WATCH YOUR TOUGUE......!!!!!! do you know of whom you speak?????

Sorry

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Ramsey Cruciani
23 hrs ·

She had an ASS that would flap like wings of Angel...a heavenly trance...is this a sign sent from HEAVEN ...or am I led down the DEVILS path...whatever it is...it;s GOOD to be ALIVE to be ROCK-N-ROLL MAN...ROCK ON1


what the fuck is he talking about here?