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Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!
Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 6:07 pm
by futonsrf
was one of the best ever here! I miss it.
Let's do it again with this, cause it deserves it, and I need a laugh!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4Q0CAE7468
Re: The Michael Hott thread...
Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 6:10 pm
by EvilRockPosh
?
Re: The Michael Hott thread...
Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 7:21 pm
by HollywoodBomb
Is this legit?
Re: The Michael Hott thread...
Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:22 pm
by futonsrf
HollywoodBomb wrote:
Is this legit?
Seems so. Fucking horrible.
Myspace. Some heavy video auto plays, scroll down and shut it off and listen to the "rock".
http://www.myspace.com/kissroxx
And no shit, there is a song called Two Hott!
Youtube.
http://www.youtube.com/user/ROXX1969
The front man is offering "Rock Music" lessons.
Re: The Michael Hott thread...
Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:24 pm
by MurrayFiend
Hott is back? Shit, son. I'm ready.
He is, as the saying goes, one of a CAW!
Re: The Michael Hott thread...
Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:25 pm
by futonsrf
MurrayFiend wrote:Hott is back? Shit, son. I'm ready.
He is, as the saying goes, one of a CAW!
Not Hott, but a band that has the Hott spirit and lack of talent.
Re: The Michael Hott thread...
Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:26 pm
by MurrayFiend
That's what I get for skimming.
How did I skim such a short thread? I found a way.
Re: The Michael Hott thread...
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 4:52 am
by GreazyCapri
Like Hott, the lead singer definitely has the pipes to keep the heads a-bangin and the pussy moist.
Sadly, he just doesn't have the attitude or image....making him seem insincere.
What could be more badass than color coordinating your shirt, boots and truck??
You gotta go all-out if you wanna take a ride on this rock 'n roll roller coaster.
That's what separates Mike from all the clones.
Re: The Michael Hott thread...
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:12 am
by futonsrf
Re: The Michael Hott thread, this band is just as bad...
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:16 am
by futonsrf
Fuck, dude ( Ramsey ) did his own Rockstar energy drink commercial and jingle!
http://www.youtube.com/user/ROXX1969#p/ ... PhzmaG-7-k
Re: The Michael Hott thread, this band is just as bad...
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:18 am
by futonsrf
They seem to be without makeup now. This did nothing for their sound!
Fucking awful and hilarious! How can he not hear how bad his band is?
Rock is Back!
http://www.youtube.com/user/ROXX1969#p/u/6/69VXAjo-7Vo
Re: The Michael Hott thread, this band is just as bad...
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:25 am
by WTF
Re: The Michael Hott thread, this band is just as bad...
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:28 am
by WTF
There's apparently some tie to Brett Meisner as well.
Re: The Michael Hott thread, this band is just as bad...
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:29 am
by BlackieVanHolmes
Re: The Michael Hott thread, this band is just as bad...
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:33 am
by HueyRamone
Re: The Michael Hott thread, this band is just as bad...
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:34 am
by WTF
Re: The Michael Hott thread, this band is just as bad...
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:36 am
by PurpleIdiot
Motley Crew is filing lawsuits as we speak.
Re: The Michael Hott thread...
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:38 am
by vanitybinge
futonsrf wrote:This dude and his band area a tad KISS influenced.
I really thought that was Paul Stanley for a minute, but he's not hairy enough.
You gotta be shitting me!
This band is gonna be bigger than Fifi Larue!
Re: The Michael Hott thread, this band is just as bad...
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:42 am
by futonsrf
Ramsey Cruise makes his drumming student suffer through his Rock is Back song.
http://www.youtube.com/user/ROXX1969#p/u/28/whrj76mjln0
Re: The Michael Hott thread, this band is just as bad...
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:43 am
by GutterCreep
This is some hoax right? RIGHT?!
Re: The Michael Hott thread, this band is just as bad...
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:44 am
by *Twilight*
I feel like my ears have been raped.
Re: The Michael Hott thread, this band is just as bad...
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:47 am
by GutterCreep
Website:
http://www.myspace.com/kissroxx
ROXX The Ultimate ROCK-N-ROLL...one of the most creative bands in the land, known for their power house Rock Tunes.
The Band is Hiring Musicians and booking gigs call 210-521-1735 Leave message
About Me:
We are the band ROXX we are currently booking anywhere (Cities and States) and hireing Bass players and Lead Guitarist...we write, record,produce, compose all our music...we hold copyrights and publishing rights...Hey if you are musicans that plays for money their are no ties...just learn our stuff and show up for a few rehearsals and of course the gig....call us 210-521-1735 or E-mail us at
[email protected] be sure to include phone number ,area code, city,state and venue.
This is the best/worst of all. Words can't describe this awesome power ballad. Video is complete with orchestra! Enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/user/ROXX1969#p/u/5/wpNLhHk9CSE
Re: The Michael Hott thread, this band is just as bad...
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:51 am
by PurpleIdiot
you can tell they are true rock and roll road warriors because they are willing to play in cities AND states.
Re: The Michael Hott thread, this band is just as bad...
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:54 am
by vanitybinge
GutterCreep wrote:Website:
http://www.myspace.com/kissroxx
ROXX The Ultimate ROCK-N-ROLL...one of the most tonedeaf bands in the land, known for their ear-cancer inducing Rock Tunes.
The Band is Hiring Musicians and booking gigs call 210-WEE-SUKK Leave message
About Me:
We are the band ROXX we are currently booking anywhere (Barmistvas, schools for the deaf, and porno shoots) and hireing(sp?) Bass players and Lead Guitarists because we can't play for shit...we write, record,produce, compose all our music...until someone better comes along to do it for us...we hold copyrights and publishing rights and live with our parents...Hey if you are musicans that plays for money their are no ties...and no money either...just learn our stuff and show up for a few rehearsals, unlearn everything you know about music, a couple circle jerks and a sponge bath for Michael, and of course the gig!! Watch how fast the crowd runs for the door!!....call us 210-BLO-CHNX or E-mail us at
[email protected] be sure to include phone number ,area code, city, favorite waxing method, cock size, heel size, makeup allergies, and venue.
Re: The Michael Hott thread, this band is just as bad...
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:59 am
by PurpleIdiot
I used to think the national anthem was ROCK AND ROLL ALL NITE.
until now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69VXAjo- ... re=related
Re: The Michael Hott thread, this band is just as bad...
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 7:08 am
by HueyRamone
Hey, when a band knows how to throw down quality harmony leads, you gotta give em their props.
Re: The Michael Hott thread, this band is just as bad...
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 7:09 am
by PurpleIdiot
Re: The Michael Hott thread, this band is just as bad...
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 7:11 am
by GutterCreep
It's VOILET Love Child. I think it's french of something.
Re: The Michael Hott thread, this band is just as bad...
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 7:17 am
by GreazyCapri
holy shit
Re: The Michael Hott thread, this band is just as bad...
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 7:19 am
by HueyRamone
GreazyNutz wrote:
holy shit
He wants to emulate KI$$ so bad he'll whore himself out to a company that didnt even ask him to!!!
