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sliquor wrote:A classic clip from the much talked about driveway gig:

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The little boy walking away is going home because his mother hyperventilated and passed out due to Ramsey's incredible stage presence and attractiveness
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stevo wrote:
sliquor wrote:A classic clip from the much talked about driveway gig:

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The little boy walking away is going home because his mother hyperventilated and passed out due to Ramsey's incredible stage presence and attractiveness

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Never trust a band that puts PA speakers behind their mic line.
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Fubar.... Latest updates???
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It's fking awesome who ever knew that we would actaully write so many fking KICKASS Iconic ORIGINAL tunes...WE ARE THE S.A. ROXXSTARS...ROCK ON!
The ICONIC ROXX taking the PARTY to the HEAVENS...ROCK ON!
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Just verifying the retardism is in 5th gear still
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He is pointing to the register 2, which like register 1 is empty with the clerks scrambling for ear protection
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So many kick ass songs nobody wants to hear
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I love how he talks about all these original tunes, yet no albums to purchase. I think the ROXX merchandise page was taken down that had some god awful photoshopped pictures on white shirts and mugs for sale. :lol: :lol:
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zzzzzzz wrote:
It's fking awesome who ever knew that we would actaully write so many fking KICKASS Iconic ORIGINAL tunes...WE ARE THE S.A. ROXXSTARS...ROCK ON!
The ICONIC ROXX taking the PARTY to the HEAVENS...ROCK ON!
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If a band is sounding good & kicking ass it's often said that they're "on fire" & "burning up the stage".
So what's Ramsey trying to say with this "BIGGER THE COOL - ICE COLD" reference? :D
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yeah yeah yeah,,,that's nice ramsey....now about those tour dates>>>>>>>>
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zzzzzzz wrote:I love how he talks about all these original tunes, yet no albums to purchase. I think the ROXX merchandise page was taken down that had some god awful photoshopped pictures on white shirts and mugs for sale. :lol: :lol:

Roxxstein was one of the greatest albums ever made



That was never anything more than a fake cover
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yeah yeah yeah,,,that's nice ramsey....now about those tour dates>>>>>>>>


They are being asked to play 1000-200 seat venues
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zzzzzzz wrote:Image

Ramsey looks awesome with the cheesy porn stache
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I also like the random #'s and other bullshit he photoshops into his pics...


There is one pic and he took the time to add pokadots to his shirt and hat
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This thread cannot die or disappear from the servers.

Sure, some people may think we're just making fun of a delusional, musically talentless fellow who won't give up on his rock and roll aspirations, but we're doing more than that. We're sharing his story with the world, for his benefit, and as a cautionary tale.

Anyway, the frizzy hair and zebra print jacket screams 1980s Long Island housewife to me.
sirrloin wrote: There is a difference between show tunes appreciation and musical theater. If you don't know the difference, you're not very educated.
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Remember, during the day, he runs a daycare. :lol: :lol:
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zzzzzzz wrote:Remember, during the day, he runs a daycare. :lol: :lol:
When someone in this thread wrote, "Grab a Pamper, Ramsey. There's a code brown in the living room," I nearly sprayed coffee on my monitor. :lol:
sirrloin wrote: There is a difference between show tunes appreciation and musical theater. If you don't know the difference, you're not very educated.
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Oh yeah!

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This is the audience that was watching ROXX open for AC/DC in that video.
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Congrats everybody
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stevo wrote:
zzzzzzz wrote:Image

Ramsey looks awesome with the cheesy porn stache
Looks like he has painted those afterwards on Photoshop or something :lol:
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endstand wrote:
stevo wrote:
zzzzzzz wrote:Image

Ramsey looks awesome with the cheesy porn stache
Looks like he has painted those afterwards on Photoshop or something :lol:

You sir are correct
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the black nail too
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I missed that....comical.

here's to 100 more pages of material that simply writes itself thanks to the one and only RAMSEY CRUCIANI!!!!
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early monday ramsey fap material
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she is an angel cos she used that cross sword to slit her own throat after hearing a roxx/ramsey reverb nation doubleshot
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lords of fubar wrote:Image


she is an angel cos she used that cross sword to slit her own throat after hearing a roxx/ramsey reverb nation doubleshot

not sure if she is an angel or a devil....but after listening you know she is dead
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Look at those sunglasses... a godly work of Photoshit
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