Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!

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Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!

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was one of the best ever here! I miss it.

Let's do it again with this, cause it deserves it, and I need a laugh!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4Q0CAE7468
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futonsrf wrote:was one of the best ever here! I miss it.

Let's do it again with this, cause it deserves it, and I need a laugh!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4Q0CAE7468
Is this legit? :lol:
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futonsrf wrote:was one of the best ever here! I miss it.

Let's do it again with this, cause it deserves it, and I need a laugh!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4Q0CAE7468
Is this legit? :lol:
Seems so. Fucking horrible.
Myspace. Some heavy video auto plays, scroll down and shut it off and listen to the "rock".
http://www.myspace.com/kissroxx
And no shit, there is a song called Two Hott! :lol:

Youtube. :)
http://www.youtube.com/user/ROXX1969

The front man is offering "Rock Music" lessons. :lol:
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Hott is back? Shit, son. I'm ready.

He is, as the saying goes, one of a CAW!
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MurrayFiend wrote:Hott is back? Shit, son. I'm ready.

He is, as the saying goes, one of a CAW!
Not Hott, but a band that has the Hott spirit and lack of talent.
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That's what I get for skimming.

How did I skim such a short thread? I found a way.
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Like Hott, the lead singer definitely has the pipes to keep the heads a-bangin and the pussy moist.
Sadly, he just doesn't have the attitude or image....making him seem insincere.
What could be more badass than color coordinating your shirt, boots and truck??

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You gotta go all-out if you wanna take a ride on this rock 'n roll roller coaster.
That's what separates Mike from all the clones.
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This dude and his band area a tad KISS influenced.

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Fuck, dude ( Ramsey ) did his own Rockstar energy drink commercial and jingle! :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/user/ROXX1969#p/ ... PhzmaG-7-k
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They seem to be without makeup now. This did nothing for their sound! :lol: Fucking awful and hilarious! How can he not hear how bad his band is?

Rock is Back!
http://www.youtube.com/user/ROXX1969#p/u/6/69VXAjo-7Vo
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There's apparently some tie to Brett Meisner as well.

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

TEARS! TEARS rolling down my fucking face. Listen to them guitar toanz!! WTF is with the national anthem in the middle of Rock Is Back?!! This man is amazing...
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futonsrf wrote:This dude and his band area a tad KISS influenced.

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I really thought that was Paul Stanley for a minute, but he's not hairy enough.


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You gotta be shitting me!

This band is gonna be bigger than Fifi Larue!

In the paper, seems a florist
Found in Lincoln Park, died of some anemia
No one raped her, poor Doloris,
Just detained her and drained her on the spot
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Ramsey Cruise makes his drumming student suffer through his Rock is Back song.
http://www.youtube.com/user/ROXX1969#p/u/28/whrj76mjln0
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This is some hoax right? RIGHT?!
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I feel like my ears have been raped.
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Website: http://www.myspace.com/kissroxx

ROXX The Ultimate ROCK-N-ROLL...one of the most creative bands in the land, known for their power house Rock Tunes.
The Band is Hiring Musicians and booking gigs call 210-521-1735 Leave message

About Me:

We are the band ROXX we are currently booking anywhere (Cities and States) and hireing Bass players and Lead Guitarist...we write, record,produce, compose all our music...we hold copyrights and publishing rights...Hey if you are musicans that plays for money their are no ties...just learn our stuff and show up for a few rehearsals and of course the gig....call us 210-521-1735 or E-mail us at [email protected] be sure to include phone number ,area code, city,state and venue.

This is the best/worst of all. Words can't describe this awesome power ballad. Video is complete with orchestra! Enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/user/ROXX1969#p/u/5/wpNLhHk9CSE
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you can tell they are true rock and roll road warriors because they are willing to play in cities AND states.
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GutterCreep wrote:Website: http://www.myspace.com/kissroxx

ROXX The Ultimate ROCK-N-ROLL...one of the most tonedeaf bands in the land, known for their ear-cancer inducing Rock Tunes.
The Band is Hiring Musicians and booking gigs call 210-WEE-SUKK Leave message

About Me:

We are the band ROXX we are currently booking anywhere (Barmistvas, schools for the deaf, and porno shoots) and hireing(sp?) Bass players and Lead Guitarists because we can't play for shit...we write, record,produce, compose all our music...until someone better comes along to do it for us...we hold copyrights and publishing rights and live with our parents...Hey if you are musicans that plays for money their are no ties...and no money either...just learn our stuff and show up for a few rehearsals, unlearn everything you know about music, a couple circle jerks and a sponge bath for Michael, and of course the gig!! Watch how fast the crowd runs for the door!!....call us 210-BLO-CHNX or E-mail us at [email protected] be sure to include phone number ,area code, city, favorite waxing method, cock size, heel size, makeup allergies, and venue.
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I used to think the national anthem was ROCK AND ROLL ALL NITE.

until now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69VXAjo- ... re=related
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PurpleIdiot wrote:I used to think the national anthem was ROCK AND ROLL ALL NITE.

until now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69VXAjo- ... re=related

Hey, when a band knows how to throw down quality harmony leads, you gotta give em their props.
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PurpleIdiot wrote:THE VIOLET LOVECHILD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSL4utUg ... re=related
It's VOILET Love Child. I think it's french of something.
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futonsrf wrote:Fuck, dude ( Ramsey ) did his own Rockstar energy drink commercial and jingle! :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/user/ROXX1969#p/ ... PhzmaG-7-k
holy shit :lol:
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GreazyNutz wrote:
futonsrf wrote:Fuck, dude ( Ramsey ) did his own Rockstar energy drink commercial and jingle! :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/user/ROXX1969#p/ ... PhzmaG-7-k
holy shit :lol:

He wants to emulate KI$$ so bad he'll whore himself out to a company that didnt even ask him to!!!
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