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michelish wrote:UGH...He's just so creepy.
But he IS entertaining, though!
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lords of fubar wrote:Ramsey Cruciani
1 September at 09:01 ·

I want to see VH ...but God damn...Dave is blabbing shit n phucking out of time out of key....I ain't paying to hear that idiot...phuck up great classics...what a phucking shame...Dave can Suck my Balls...Rock on!
Finally, something truthful & coherent from the Rockologist.
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sliquor wrote:
lords of fubar wrote:Ramsey Cruciani
1 September at 09:01 ·

I want to see VH ...but God damn...Dave is blabbing shit n phucking out of time out of key....I ain't paying to hear that idiot...phuck up great classics...what a phucking shame...Dave can Suck my Balls...Rock on!
Finally, something truthful & coherent from the Rockologist.

Well, he is the expert.
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lords of fubar wrote:All my childhood I was told I was worthless trash...so i became priceless FLASH...PHUCK'EM ALL...ROCK ON!

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Ramsey Cruciani
23 September at 17:43 ·

U know it's not about how BAD ASS u think u are...it's about who's on TOP me or U....new ROXX audio coming...ROCK ON!
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Phuck Yeah!
20 years of ROXX!!

& 5 years of this thread!
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Ramsey Cruciani
23 September at 17:04 · Edited ·

So many dudes HATED on ROXX for years...but we didn't care...u know why...cos we had the most beautiful FANS FRIENDS N FOLLOWERS...n ROADIES...EVER u LADIES ROCK'D our WORLD...Thankx for the commitment n loyality...THANKX for being there...through the thick n thin...ROCK ON! "La Bella Vita"
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Ramsey Cruciani
19 September at 17:02 ·

Hey EVERYONE listen to ROXX...on ur BIG SCREEN...and crank up ur SURROUND SOUND....max the BASS...WE sound incredibly ICONIC...ROCK ON!
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Ramsey Cruciani shared his video.
19 September at 16:25 ·

We want to know just how many PHUCKING PEOPLE want US...LIVE...say PHUCK YEAH!
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:shock: :D
Phuck yeah!
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ROXX performs a Shot gun Gig...tomorrow...a 30 minute show of ROXX classics...ROCK ON!

(posted this a few hours ago, but no mention of exactly where.....also made other posts about how tickets are supposedly going on sale in 2016)
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lords of fubar wrote:aaaaaand here we gooooooooooo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EW4YhNs05f0#t=44


:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

The sad thing is, once you train yourself to listen beyond the awful production, the fact that everything is out of tune and the ahem, irregular tine-keeping, a lot of Ramsey's songs and riffs aren't actually half-bad.

If only he knew how to actually tune an instrument.
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This guy is helpless
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LadyJaneGrey wrote:ROXX performs a Shot gun Gig...tomorrow...a 30 minute show of ROXX classics...ROCK ON!

(posted this a few hours ago, but no mention of exactly where.....
Probably Sam Ash again.

Think it would be worth $800+ for same day air fare to San Antonio? :D
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That motherfucker seems like he's on a SICK ONE :lol: :lol: :lol:
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sliquor wrote: Probably Sam Ash again.
How could anyone from Sam Ash who witnessed him last time let him play again? Would that be good for business?
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how can a man sound so bad
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Z28 wrote:how can a man sound so bad
There are people who are tone deaf, have no sense of meter or rhythm, and they still record because they don't hear or process things the same way most folks do. The genre of "music" they create is called "Incorrect Music". A good example would be The Shaggs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR9d4ESlpHY
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"If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody's bleach blond, bad-built butch body, that would not be engaging in personalities, correct?"
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The birth of the morning star peeps....
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Turner Coates wrote:
Z28 wrote:how can a man sound so bad
There are people who are tone deaf, have no sense of meter or rhythm, and they still record because they don't hear or process things the same way most folks do. The genre of "music" they create is called "Incorrect Music". A good example would be The Shaggs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR9d4ESlpHY

That would explain things, but......I remember seeing some clip of Ramsey performing a song at some school's Christmas party. Have to wonder whose idea it was to have him do that.
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"My friend has a friend who is married to a world famous rock star. She said he'd be happy to perform for us."
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Apparently the recent "shotgun" ROXX show was canceled because of their bassist......or so Ramsey said.

A few other interesting comments he made:

"LMAO..and they wanted US to perform at CHURCH festival...non-profit organization our ASS...no ASS no GRASS...no CASH...no one plays for FREE...ROCK ON!"

"ROXX is looking to add new members...We are looking for a rhythm guitarist...n a key board player...message us...Rock On!"
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LadyJaneGrey wrote:"ROXX is looking to add new members...We are looking for a rhythm guitarist...n a key board player...message us...Rock On!"
It would be amazing if a fellow Sludger actually joined ROXX and reported back to us about the whole thing. That would be legendary.
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Would never happen...Ramsey is a master of turning the 27 minutes of video he has of the band actually "playing" into decades of gigs and shows.....
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Ramsey Cruciani
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ROXX will be on SHUT DOWN till the NEW TUNES are complete...see u all LIVE 2016-26-06...ROCK ON!



GASP ....HOW WILL WE GO ON???.....I ASK YOU DAMN IT HOW!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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He is an attention whore....I give it 3 days
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stevo wrote:He is an attention whore....I give it 3 days
He was about to leave facebook!!!!!!!!!!!



But did not.
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demonsonofman wrote:
lords of fubar wrote:aaaaaand here we gooooooooooo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EW4YhNs05f0#t=44


:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

The sad thing is, once you train yourself to listen beyond the awful production, the fact that everything is out of tune and the ahem, irregular tine-keeping, a lot of Ramsey's songs and riffs aren't actually half-bad.

If only he knew how to actually tune an instrument.
Am I the only one who hears a bit of "Gothic Killer Clown" in the verses? Like seriously.
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Artemis2085 wrote:
demonsonofman wrote:
lords of fubar wrote:aaaaaand here we gooooooooooo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EW4YhNs05f0#t=44


:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

The sad thing is, once you train yourself to listen beyond the awful production, the fact that everything is out of tune and the ahem, irregular tine-keeping, a lot of Ramsey's songs and riffs aren't actually half-bad.

If only he knew how to actually tune an instrument.
Am I the only one who hears a bit of "Gothic Killer Clown" in the verses? Like seriously.
Different parts of his songs are in wrong/clashing keys. So are the changes. He'll have a riff in one key, and everything else in dissonant keys. It just doesn't work.
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