Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!

[stevo]

May the Spirit of the Song bird light the way

[BDG135]

Ramsey Cruciani
30 mins ·
No ARTIST should go through shit like this...U sound people put us in a tight n tough SPOT so we have no choice but to with deal it...NO MORE...BS...we work to HARD to bring GREAT ENTERTAINMENT to any VENUE... if venues...CANNOT accommodate or deliver...let ARTIST know before hand so we can go else where...BOTTOM LINE ...(yeah i was on fire inside..my Italian blood was boiling)....ROCK ON!

[stevo]

Ramsey Cruciani
30 mins ·
No ARTIST should go through shit like this...U sound people put us in a tight n tough SPOT so we have no choice but to with deal it...NO MORE...BS...we work to HARD to bring GREAT ENTERTAINMENT to any VENUE... if venues...CANNOT accommodate or deliver...let ARTIST know before hand so we can go else where...BOTTOM LINE ...(yeah i was on fire inside..my Italian blood was boiling)....ROCK ON!

[dmbrocker]

Ramsey Cruciani
30 mins ·
No ARTIST should go through shit like this...U sound people put us in a tight n tough SPOT so we have no choice but to with deal it...NO MORE...BS...we work to HARD to bring GREAT ENTERTAINMENT to any VENUE... if venues...CANNOT accommodate or deliver...let ARTIST know before hand so we can go else where...BOTTOM LINE ...(yeah i was on fire inside..my Italian blood was boiling)....ROCK ON!

Don't the people running the show know who they're dealing with here?!? They're dealing with the almighty Roxx, and Roxx are the show!

[BDG135]

Doesn't the mighty Roxx have an extra stand and a SM58 somewhere?

[tym]

Doesn't the mighty Roxx have an extra stand and a SM58 somewhere?

Cause this dude lives in his own special reality, and His mom wont buy him a extra stand.

[Endless Yodel]

Ramsey Cruciani
30 mins ·
No ARTIST should go through shit like this...U sound people put us in a tight n tough SPOT so we have no choice but to with deal it...NO MORE...BS...we work to HARD to bring GREAT ENTERTAINMENT to any VENUE... if venues...CANNOT accommodate or deliver...let ARTIST know before hand so we can go else where...BOTTOM LINE ...(yeah i was on fire inside..my Italian blood was boiling)....ROCK ON!

Don't the people running the show know who they're dealing with here?!? They're dealing with the almighty Roxx, and Roxx are the show!

And no brown M&Ms in the snack bowls!

I wonder if his wife knows how delusional he is and if she just plays along.

[Turner Coates]

Doesn't the mighty Roxx have an extra stand and a SM58 somewhere?

I know he has a cheap harmonizer, dialed in all weird.

[dmbrocker]

Ramsey Cruciani
30 mins ·
No ARTIST should go through shit like this...U sound people put us in a tight n tough SPOT so we have no choice but to with deal it...NO MORE...BS...we work to HARD to bring GREAT ENTERTAINMENT to any VENUE... if venues...CANNOT accommodate or deliver...let ARTIST know before hand so we can go else where...BOTTOM LINE ...(yeah i was on fire inside..my Italian blood was boiling)....ROCK ON!

Don't the people running the show know who they're dealing with here?!? They're dealing with the almighty Roxx, and Roxx are the show!

And no brown M&Ms in the snack bowls!

I wonder if his wife knows how delusional he is and if she just plays along.

She's probably as delusional as he is if she's staying with him. A regular Sharon Osbourne, Mrs. Ramsey Cruise.

[Luminiferous]

I doubt she knows half the shit he does or she'd be taking photos of him and he wouldn't have to resort to selfies in the bathroom mirror..

[Luminiferous]

Sounds like Rock Avenue records has a new act and a co-headliner for the Stonebroke US tour!

Ramsey Cruciani
10 hrs ·

We are working on RX becoming a full time touring act...we need players BASS n Rhythm Guitarist ...email if interested...once the DEAL is DONE we move FORWARD...too many opportunities are RISING....ROCK ON!



I'm wondering what would happen if I were to send some of my music resume in to him and what I'd get promised in return?

[Luminiferous]

Ramsey Cruciani
13 hrs ·

Live music Venues if ur sound n light employees can't do their job...they need to be canned...bottom line...they are hurting business this is a key element to ur financial gain...n audience retention...Phuck those dumdass's

dumdass's?

And I don't think another mic would have saved this....WTF?
https://www.facebook.com/RamseyMEATTiCr ... 740246066/

[BDG135]

This man is an entertainer. I tried to message him to ask if he's tried stand up comedy but he did not respond.

[U-94]

Save that video. Him doing his own background vocals is the most classic ROXX moment of 2017.

[NearlyNormal]

Ramsey Cruciani
13 hrs ·

Live music Venues if ur sound n light employees can't do their job...they need to be canned...bottom line...they are hurting business this is a key element to ur financial gain...n audience retention...Phuck those dumdass's

dumdass's?

And I don't think another mic would have saved this....WTF?
https://www.facebook.com/RamseyMEATTiCr ... 740246066/

You should pretend you're applying for one of the open slots. It would be priceless to see what BS he tries to sell you.

Did anyone make it to the end of the video above? I don't know who the audience is but they actually get more "Woooo's" than Stonebreed in TX.

[endstand]

Ramsey Cruciani
13 hrs ·

Live music Venues if ur sound n light employees can't do their job...they need to be canned...bottom line...they are hurting business this is a key element to ur financial gain...n audience retention...Phuck those dumdass's

dumdass's?

And I don't think another mic would have saved this....WTF?
https://www.facebook.com/RamseyMEATTiCr ... 740246066/

I've mentioned this before, but considering the fact that Ramsey's choice of genre is "obviously" hard rock / hair metal, which normally is based on 4/4 time signature, he constantly uses 5/4 or even 7/4. I doubt he does this on purpose – by meaning that he doesn't try to add up some proggish or surprising elements on his songs on purpose. He probably has totally unconventional way of thinking music and probably doesn't "hear" that he is actually doing something strange (ok, that is obvious).

Maybe if he'd do some other genre – something...umm...more artistic, which normally isn't based on so many same rhythmic or melodic elements like basic rock is, he could actually come up with something interesting?

[ribcage]

And I don't think another mic would have saved this....WTF? [/b]
https://www.facebook.com/RamseyMEATTiCr ... 740246066/

Did anyone make it to the end of the video above? I don't know who the audience is but they actually get more "Woooo's" than Stonebreed in TX.

"If you know the song...sing it!"

[BDG135]

Who was that filming him?

[NearlyNormal]

Who was that filming him?

Quentin Tarantino

[alexleehooker]

Ramsey Cruciani
13 hrs ·

Live music Venues if ur sound n light employees can't do their job...they need to be canned...bottom line...they are hurting business this is a key element to ur financial gain...n audience retention...Phuck those dumdass's

dumdass's?

And I don't think another mic would have saved this....WTF?
https://www.facebook.com/RamseyMEATTiCr ... 740246066/

I've mentioned this before, but considering the fact that Ramsey's choice of genre is "obviously" hard rock / hair metal, which normally is based on 4/4 time signature, he constantly uses 5/4 or even 7/4. I doubt he does this on purpose – by meaning that he doesn't try to add up some proggish or surprising elements on his songs on purpose. He probably has totally unconventional way of thinking music and probably doesn't "hear" that he is actually doing something strange (ok, that is obvious).

Maybe if he'd do some other genre – something...umm...more artistic, which normally isn't based on so many same rhythmic or melodic elements like basic rock is, he could actually come up with something interesting?

New genre: 'Post-Roxx'

[alexleehooker]

So is this a Roxx tribute band or Ramsey's Asian franchise? The logo looks familiar but this lot are from Indonesia.

http://roxxbergema.com

(Apologies if I'm repeating someone else who might have already mentioned this somewhere else in the previous 145 pages of this thread!)

[Insane Clown Potsie]

Who was that filming him?

The bar owner. If anyone injured themselves from falling out of their chairs laughing, he needed evidence for the insurance company.

[endstand]

Ramsey Cruciani
13 hrs ·

Live music Venues if ur sound n light employees can't do their job...they need to be canned...bottom line...they are hurting business this is a key element to ur financial gain...n audience retention...Phuck those dumdass's

dumdass's?

And I don't think another mic would have saved this....WTF?
https://www.facebook.com/RamseyMEATTiCr ... 740246066/

I've mentioned this before, but considering the fact that Ramsey's choice of genre is "obviously" hard rock / hair metal, which normally is based on 4/4 time signature, he constantly uses 5/4 or even 7/4. I doubt he does this on purpose – by meaning that he doesn't try to add up some proggish or surprising elements on his songs on purpose. He probably has totally unconventional way of thinking music and probably doesn't "hear" that he is actually doing something strange (ok, that is obvious).

Maybe if he'd do some other genre – something...umm...more artistic, which normally isn't based on so many same rhythmic or melodic elements like basic rock is, he could actually come up with something interesting?

New genre: 'Post-Roxx'

Hahah!

[Turner Coates]

I've mentioned this before, but considering the fact that Ramsey's choice of genre is "obviously" hard rock / hair metal, which normally is based on 4/4 time signature, he constantly uses 5/4 or even 7/4. I doubt he does this on purpose – by meaning that he doesn't try to add up some proggish or surprising elements on his songs on purpose. He probably has totally unconventional way of thinking music and probably doesn't "hear" that he is actually doing something strange (ok, that is obvious).

Maybe if he'd do some other genre – something...umm...more artistic, which normally isn't based on so many same rhythmic or melodic elements like basic rock is, he could actually come up with something interesting?

Like THIS?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxPsXPCR5MU

[sliquor]

[endstand]

I've mentioned this before, but considering the fact that Ramsey's choice of genre is "obviously" hard rock / hair metal, which normally is based on 4/4 time signature, he constantly uses 5/4 or even 7/4. I doubt he does this on purpose – by meaning that he doesn't try to add up some proggish or surprising elements on his songs on purpose. He probably has totally unconventional way of thinking music and probably doesn't "hear" that he is actually doing something strange (ok, that is obvious).

Maybe if he'd do some other genre – something...umm...more artistic, which normally isn't based on so many same rhythmic or melodic elements like basic rock is, he could actually come up with something interesting?

Like THIS?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxPsXPCR5MU

Good call! Maybe something like this!

[BDG135]

Ramsey Cruciani
5 mins ·
Cover bands should perform M T W TH nights...Friday n Saturdays for actual Artist

[U-94]

You can read between the lines on all of Ramsey's posts....

Terrible show because he's a terrible musician = blame the sound guys and venue

Complaining about cover bands playing during the weekend = venues will only book shitty Ramsey on MTW while a cover band that draws plays F & S.

[stevo]

Ramsey Cruciani
5 mins ·
Cover bands should perform M T W TH nights...Friday n Saturdays for actual Artist

[SikkiNixx]

https://www.facebook.com/RamseyMEATTiCr ... ER&fref=nf

Scroll down a couple items and look for a pic of him wearing what seems to be blue dish washing gloves. Watch the video.

So he posted a video on his FB page, stating he needs a second guitarist quickly.. But he ends the vid with this.. "Somebody once asked me what makes ROXX so ICONIC????... Look at my face." and then it shuts off...

Did someone really ask him that? Someone besides himself implying that he's a cultural icon?

Wow. All those pics of him "channeling" you know who... and according to him he's not a Kiss fan...

Stranger than fiction... a gold mine of comedy.