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Who the fuck is Bobby Blotzer?
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Post from Scotty Griffin.. Probably the best move for him.. I am sure blotz's new ratt wont last too much longer..

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SeniorGrande wrote:
Doc Ellis wrote: Bobby has driven me up the wall before cuz his attention to detail can be a little much to a guy like me who is use to plug in and play. However Bobby just wants everything perfect for the people that attend the shows and the integrity of the Name and Music of RATT... That is what I HAVE SEEN!!!!...
That had to be written under duress...



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"You better tell them about my integrity...and my attention to detail..."

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To catch you up to speed here, Jason & Doc quit Sin City Sinners, Scott is finishing up shows through March and according to him Robbie Crane is back in as of April 1st --- ROUND & ROUND RATT N ROLL
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STONEBREED wrote:To catch you up to speed here, Jason & Doc quit Sin City Sinners, Scott is finishing up shows through March and according to him Robbie Crane is back in as of April 1st --- ROUND & ROUND RATT N ROLL
Robbie must be on hard times.
Becoming the scab on top of a scab.
Poor guy. He should start a kick starter campaign so
he doesn't have to be a scabbed scab.
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yeahbuddy wrote:
STONEBREED wrote:To catch you up to speed here, Jason & Doc quit Sin City Sinners, Scott is finishing up shows through March and according to him Robbie Crane is back in as of April 1st --- ROUND & ROUND RATT N ROLL
Robbie must be on hard times.
Becoming the scab on top of a scab.
Poor guy. He should start a kick starter campaign so
he doesn't have to be a scabbed scab.

At this point Crane knows more about scabs then Neosporin.
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Hungwell wrote:
yeahbuddy wrote: Robbie must be on hard times.
Becoming the scab on top of a scab.
Poor guy. He should start a kick starter campaign so
he doesn't have to be a scabbed scab.

At this point Crane knows more about scabs then Neosporin.
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Hungwell wrote:
yeahbuddy wrote:
STONEBREED wrote:To catch you up to speed here, Jason & Doc quit Sin City Sinners, Scott is finishing up shows through March and according to him Robbie Crane is back in as of April 1st --- ROUND & ROUND RATT N ROLL
Robbie must be on hard times.
Becoming the scab on top of a scab.
Poor guy. He should start a kick starter campaign so
he doesn't have to be a scabbed scab.

At this point Crane knows more about scabs then Neosporin.

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STONEBREED wrote:To catch you up to speed here, Jason & Doc quit Sin City Sinners, Scott is finishing up shows through March and according to him Robbie Crane is back in as of April 1st --- ROUND & ROUND RATT N ROLL

You are ALL April Fools.
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STONEBREED wrote:To catch you up to speed here, Jason & Doc quit Sin City Sinners, Scott is finishing up shows through March and according to him Robbie Crane is back in as of April 1st --- ROUND & ROUND RATT N ROLL
It's a joke. :lol:
Blotzer cant even keep a cover band together. You figure the guys from SCS would relish the opportunity? Bass player is out and the singer is obviously un-happy. Sounds like a similar situation with the real Ratt guys. No one likes to work with this fucker Blotzer.

Anyone want to take a bet when Blotzer's singer bails on him? I give the guy till the end of summer max.
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How much longer 'til Blotz begs Stephen and Warren to come back?
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Ha so what happens if everyone leaves? Drum covers by Blotzer a show of him drumming to a boom box playing Ratt classics!
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Vegas Man wrote:Ha so what happens if everyone leaves? Drum covers by Blotzer a show of him drumming to a boom box playing Ratt classics!
Ah-ah, the correct term is "ghetto blaster"!
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There is a new fanpage for the Fake Ratt.

No negativity allowed!

ONLY for fans (sheep) of the Fake Ratt!


Team RATT: The Re-Invasion Fans
https://www.facebook.com/groups/1071371776220049/
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If he loses a guitar player bobby should recruit that Joey Finn guy that posts on metal sludge FB the guy posts guitar vids he looks like trailer trash and would fit in. Almost looks like a long lost cousin of blotz especially with the bandana.
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Vegas Man wrote:If he loses a guitar player bobby should recruit that Joey Finn guy that posts on metal sludge FB the guy posts guitar vids he looks like trailer trash and would fit in. Almost looks like a long lost cousin of blotz especially with the bandana.
TOO LATE :) STONEBREED just hired him off his audition video he sent us here
https://www.facebook.com/10000949230098 ... 537043475/
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wiki just got updated and has Robbie back with the band and Warren in the former members section. :lol:

Warren still owns half of the name that should qualify him being a member. This shit is going to get good. I just hope this time next year that all legal things will be settled and Warren will have full control and Blobby is reduced down to being even more friendly to Carlos because that's all he's got.
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No one here at sludge knows anyone who knows anyone who knows anyone who has asked Stephen or Warren what they think of all this yet?
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PearcyLaneMichaels wrote:No one here at sludge knows anyone who knows anyone who knows anyone who has asked Stephen or Warren what they think of all this yet?
My guess is they don't even know about any of this.
Especially Stephen.
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SeniorGrande wrote:
Doc Ellis wrote: Bobby has driven me up the wall before cuz his attention to detail can be a little much to a guy like me who is use to plug in and play. However Bobby just wants everything perfect for the people that attend the shows and the integrity of the Name and Music of RATT... That is what I HAVE SEEN!!!!...
That had to be written under duress...



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"You better tell them about my integrity...and my attention to detail..."

Holy shit that's funny! Bravo :lol: :lol: :lol:
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R-A-T-T

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Epic thread

Wonder if the Blotz enjoys the photoshops?
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Why doesn't Warren patch it up with Stephen then call Juan and Carlos and go out as RATT? Surely, they can find a new drummer...
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