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Saw this on a friends FB page over weekend from last winter In relation to Bobby book.


"I watched Bobby take 20 10mg of Valium at Harpos years ago. It was a fun night"

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I also put this on the meltdown thread, but looks like this female fan hung out with angry Blobby after the last show in Detroit. :shock:
ashleytheredwitch: I hung out with Bobby Blotzer from RATT last night and it was weird
https://www.instagram.com/p/BIywr_lD02w/
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zzzzzzz wrote:I also put this on the meltdown thread, but looks like this female fan hung out with angry Blobby after the last show in Detroit. :shock:
ashleytheredwitch: I hung out with Bobby Blotzer from RATT last night and it was weird
https://www.instagram.com/p/BIywr_lD02w/
Send it to his wife on FB
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Maybe Scsinner can send it to his wife. :lol: :lol:
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zzzzzzz wrote:I also put this on the meltdown thread, but looks like this female fan hung out with angry Blobby after the last show in Detroit. :shock:
ashleytheredwitch: I hung out with Bobby Blotzer from RATT last night and it was weird
https://www.instagram.com/p/BIywr_lD02w/
Cette page n’est malheureusement pas disponible.

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zzzzzzz wrote:I saw this picture from a Superbowl party at Blotz's house. Looking behind the ladies, guess this is his way for the guests to know he is the drummer in RATT. :lol: :lol:

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NearlyNormal wrote: 2, 1, 3
5, 7, 3 on my scale.
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Psychobolia.com wrote:
NearlyNormal wrote: 2, 1, 3
5, 7, 3 on my scale.
Maybe he was ranking them in order of who he fucks first?
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Bianca wrote: Maybe he was ranking them in order of who he fucks first?

That's it. The one in the middle is the youngest and prettiest. One on the left is a hot milf. That mess on the right.... is it Share from Vixen/Contraband?
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NearlyNormal wrote:
zzzzzzz wrote:I saw this picture from a Superbowl party at Blotz's house. Looking behind the ladies, guess this is his way for the guests to know he is the drummer in RATT. :lol: :lol:

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2, 1, 3

too many trips to The Regal Beagle?
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zzzzzzz wrote:I also put this on the meltdown thread, but looks like this female fan hung out with angry Blobby after the last show in Detroit. :shock:
ashleytheredwitch: I hung out with Bobby Blotzer from RATT last night and it was weird
https://www.instagram.com/p/BIywr_lD02w/
You didn't happen to screen capture this, since it's no longer available, did you?
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I'm gonna say it. After reading BB's press release about the departing guitarist, I think BB is deserving of a SUPER BALLS award. Guy's got cohones for days... Bobby Blotzer fucking rules! If BB's Ratt were to play in Paris, I'd buy the mofo a Belgian beer.

I'm expecting a press release any day now like "Steve Vai jumps aboard the Ratt supertanker" or "Zakk Wylde joins the Ratt ship" or "Ahoy matey! Mick Mars enlists in the Ratt crusade!"

I'm horrified, leaving on a 6-day vacation in a few hours and will have no interweb access... :x
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uwec95 wrote:
zzzzzzz wrote:I also put this on the meltdown thread, but looks like this female fan hung out with angry Blobby after the last show in Detroit. :shock:
ashleytheredwitch: I hung out with Bobby Blotzer from RATT last night and it was weird
https://www.instagram.com/p/BIywr_lD02w/
You didn't happen to screen capture this, since it's no longer available, did you?

heh. She was getting to much blotzer fallout and deleted it!

It was just a blond sitting on Blotz's lap. nothing salacious. Blotz was wearing a really stupid bandana/hat combo.
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uwec95 wrote:
zzzzzzz wrote:I also put this on the meltdown thread, but looks like this female fan hung out with angry Blobby after the last show in Detroit. :shock:
ashleytheredwitch: I hung out with Bobby Blotzer from RATT last night and it was weird
https://www.instagram.com/p/BIywr_lD02w/
You didn't happen to screen capture this, since it's no longer available, did you?
Here is the saved link. I can't get the picture up on here.
https://www.facebook.com/groups/1071371 ... 877213704/
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With all the hub bub about his hair restoration the guy sure likes to cover it up with everything he can find... :lol:
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The picture came up for me on my tablet of the blonde and Blobby.
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The RATT page deleted Bobby Blotzer's statement regarding 22 year old guitar hero Blaze's departure. So here it is in all it's glory!

Thank you for another great week of amazing shows, great times and great people. We are truly blessed to have everyone of you as friends and fans!

Thank you!

Unfortunately, we have parted ways with our lead guitarist Nicolas Baum , aka, Blaze. While we are shocked and saddened by the events that lead up to his departure and do not agree with the manner and time frame in which he chose to let us know, In that only giving us only two days for his replacement. We all can live with his decision to move on with his career and wish him the best in the future in country music.

Mr Baum:

Things like this happen, and are an unfortunate reality of the music business. However, we must all remember that it is a business. In that, Ratt/ WBS Inc. has gone out of its way to pay premium money for and to its contractors/players/crew and has done its best to put them in a position to succeed. The company WBS INC, has a duty to protect itself when put in a situation like this and has to make business decisions that can be unpopular at times.

In consideration
of Mr. Baums leaving without notice:

Mr Baums monies are paid in the rear. Changing his flights , costs of replacements, hotels, and more unknowns have to be held accountable by Mr Baum and his monies in escrow will come back to him from WBS inc. in full, after the costs are covered by the party causing the extra added costs. Flights, accommodations are booked paid for in advance. Such as Mr Baum $ 1,376 flights alone this week. We all know how understanding the airlines are to help.

So despite the non truths far fetched allegations one might have seen on certain bottom barrel Internet lying gossiping web sites, Ratt will with great integrity rear up on its back legs with its head high and come out to sturgis at the buffalo chip in front of 35,000 fans this Thursday then Montana Rockin the rivers festival with 20,000 Friday kicking all kinds of ass as always.

We know you understand that things don't always end up the way we'd like them to. But, know that we have high expectations and want that to translate to the stage with the best players as always .

Again, thank you...

Your brother in Arms , Ratt Drummer,

Bobby Blotzer
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Midwestmetalgod wrote:The picture came up for me on my tablet of the blonde and Blobby.

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SaintsWillConquer wrote:The RATT page deleted Bobby Blotzer's statement regarding 22 year old guitar hero Blaze's departure. So here it is in all it's glory!

Thank you for another great week of amazing shows, great times and great people. We are truly blessed to have everyone of you as friends and fans!

Thank you!

Unfortunately, we have parted ways with our lead guitarist Nicolas Baum , aka, Blaze. While we are shocked and saddened by the events that lead up to his departure and do not agree with the manner and time frame in which he chose to let us know, In that only giving us only two days for his replacement. We all can live with his decision to move on with his career and wish him the best in the future in country music.

Mr Baum:

Things like this happen, and are an unfortunate reality of the music business. However, we must all remember that it is a business. In that, Ratt/ WBS Inc. has gone out of its way to pay premium money for and to its contractors/players/crew and has done its best to put them in a position to succeed. The company WBS INC, has a duty to protect itself when put in a situation like this and has to make business decisions that can be unpopular at times.

In consideration
of Mr. Baums leaving without notice:

Mr Baums monies are paid in the rear. Changing his flights , costs of replacements, hotels, and more unknowns have to be held accountable by Mr Baum and his monies in escrow will come back to him from WBS inc. in full, after the costs are covered by the party causing the extra added costs. Flights, accommodations are booked paid for in advance. Such as Mr Baum $ 1,376 flights alone this week. We all know how understanding the airlines are to help.

So despite the non truths far fetched allegations one might have seen on METAL SLUDGE, Ratt will with great integrity rear up on its back legs with its head high and come out to sturgis at the buffalo chip in front of 35,000 fans this Thursday then Montana Rockin the rivers festival with 20,000 Friday kicking all kinds of ass as always.

We know you understand that things don't always end up the way we'd like them to. But, know that we have high expectations and want that to translate to the stage with the best players as always .

Again, thank you...

Your brother in Arms , Ratt Drummer,

Bobby Blotzer
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he threatens his life, threatens to stiff him in all his pay, and then calls him his "brother in arms" :lol:
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Is it just me or does Bob look like that creepy colon cleanse guy with that facial hair? Image




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twfs wrote:
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What you meant to say was "His wife has to be a total punching bag with low self esteem".

Recent photo of him and his wife.. Her sunglasses might be a hint of that

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BWAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH

this guy is such a putz, I would love to have a camera on him 24/7 just to so I can LAUGH continuously.
Is that some faded bruising on her upper back arm? Damn those glasses are the size of tea saucers. They could cover just about any eye injury. Bobby's probably broken both orbital sockets by now.
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I have this strange feeling that every one in fake Ratt (except Bob) will soon be either a former member of Sin City Sinners or la guns. Call me crazy
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zzzzzzz wrote:
Midwestmetalgod wrote:The picture came up for me on my tablet of the blonde and Blobby.

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SaintsWillConquer wrote:The RATT page deleted Bobby Blotzer's statement regarding 22 year old guitar hero Blaze's departure. So here it is in all it's glory!

Thank you for another great week of amazing shows, great times and great people. We are truly blessed to have everyone of you as friends and fans!

Thank you!

Unfortunately, we have parted ways with our lead guitarist Nicolas Baum , aka, Blaze. While we are shocked and saddened by the events that lead up to his departure and do not agree with the manner and time frame in which he chose to let us know, In that only giving us only two days for his replacement. We all can live with his decision to move on with his career and wish him the best in the future in country music.

Mr Baum:

Things like this happen, and are an unfortunate reality of the music business. However, we must all remember that it is a business. In that, Ratt/ WBS Inc. has gone out of its way to pay premium money for and to its contractors/players/crew and has done its best to put them in a position to succeed. The company WBS INC, has a duty to protect itself when put in a situation like this and has to make business decisions that can be unpopular at times.

In consideration
of Mr. Baums leaving without notice:

Mr Baums monies are paid in the rear. Changing his flights , costs of replacements, hotels, and more unknowns have to be held accountable by Mr Baum and his monies in escrow will come back to him from WBS inc. in full, after the costs are covered by the party causing the extra added costs. Flights, accommodations are booked paid for in advance. Such as Mr Baum $ 1,376 flights alone this week. We all know how understanding the airlines are to help.

So despite the non truths far fetched allegations one might have seen on certain bottom barrel Internet lying gossiping web sites, Ratt will with great integrity rear up on its back legs with its head high and come out to sturgis at the buffalo chip in front of 35,000 fans this Thursday then Montana Rockin the rivers festival with 20,000 Friday kicking all kinds of ass as always.

We know you understand that things don't always end up the way we'd like them to. But, know that we have high expectations and want that to translate to the stage with the best players as always .

Again, thank you...

Your brother in Arms , Ratt Drummer,

Bobby Blotzer

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Seriously, that is the most punchable fucking face (not hers). I mentioned it before, but nothing is more pathetic than the aging rocker with a bandana or hat or combo of both. Why get a hair transplant if you're just gonna cover it up (granted, his before and after looked identical)? That guy sucks.
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A completely out of touch drummer wrote:Ratt will with great integrity rear up on its back legs with its head high and come out...at the buffalo chip"
Yes! That's the spirit! Let the planet tremble before your mighty rock power power at "Buffalo Chip."


Buffalo Chip, n:
Dry dung of buffalo or of livestock especially when used as fuel
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Another screen shot of a comment from yesterday's Fake Ratt post before the entire post was removed.


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MOON wrote:Another screen shot of a comment from yesterday's Fake Ratt post before the entire post was removed.


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:mrgreen:

Another thing that shows how stupid, truly stupid, this guy is:

So WBS was basically in the red. You ponied up money to motherfuck the other guys so you could do this on your own. Then once you're successful in doing that, you start getting better bookings, then proceed to treat your players/meal ticket like shit, driving them away and tarnishing what buffalo chip of reputation you may have built up. All within a year. Dumb . Fat. Bald. Fuck.
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