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girlsgirlsgirls wrote:You guys think these promoters are paying Bobby 10-20k in cash? Really?
u r dumb.

they are paying for the name, especially in the beginning when noone knew it was just Blob.

Now is probly a different story. Most people are on to Blob's charade now.
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Heenan Snuka wrote:
girlsgirlsgirls wrote:You guys think these promoters are paying Bobby 10-20k in cash? Really?
u r dumb.

they are paying for the name, especially in the beginning when noone knew it was just Blob.

Now is probly a different story. Most people are on to Blob's charade now.
I guess you missed the part where SCSINNER claims they made 10-20k and followed it up saying it was cash. Pay attention potato.
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50% deposit was collected by the agent in advance. I collected the other 50% in cash. I was often bitched at while getting paid by club owners saying this wasn't Ratt and where was Stephen Pearcy? One venue even cursed me out while paying me, saying take the band and get the fuck out.
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girlsgirlsgirls wrote:
Heenan Snuka wrote:
girlsgirlsgirls wrote:You guys think these promoters are paying Bobby 10-20k in cash? Really?
u r dumb.

they are paying for the name, especially in the beginning when noone knew it was just Blob.

Now is probly a different story. Most people are on to Blob's charade now.
I guess you missed the part where SCSINNER claims they made 10-20k and followed it up saying it was cash. Pay attention potato.
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SCSINNER wrote:50% deposit was collected by the agent in advance. I collected the other 50% in cash. I was often bitched at while getting paid by club owners saying this wasn't Ratt and where was Stephen Pearcy? One venue even cursed me out while paying me, saying take the band and get the fuck out.
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SCSINNER wrote:I was often bitched at while getting paid by club owners saying this wasn't Ratt and where was Stephen Pearcy? One venue even cursed me out while paying me, saying take the band and get the fuck out.
Damn, that's gotta suck!
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I don't feel bad for any venue that didn't do even a little bit of research before hiring Fake Ratt to play for that kind of cash. It's not like it isn't easy to find.
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So I saw this on FB last night...apparently Blotz's big tour he has been talking about for next year is just a booking agency begging people to call and request a Ratt show?

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Gwrexx wrote:So I saw this on FB last night...apparently Blotz's big tour he has been talking about for next year is just a booking agency begging people to call and request a Ratt show?

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I hope by January he'll have lost the name.
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Now accepting offers. Talk about grasping at straws.
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ParaDime77 wrote:Now accepting offers. Talk about grasping at straws.
yah.. promoters talk and see whats going on with this douche.. Hope peeps stop booking this fake Ratt.. Wish this court case would get settled ASAP.. in Warren's favor of course..

When it does.. What do ya think blotz will do or say?? Even if he loses..He is still gonna be paid by the Real RATT once they start touring..Though probably not til he pays up what he owes Warren for this year...Hope his ass goes into serious debt
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"Arrears." :lol:
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ParaDime77 wrote:Now accepting offers. Talk about grasping at straws.
Here comes the Ratt Groupon.
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Trying to figure out Halloween costume. Then thought I could go as Blotzer! Wear a trump hat. Grow ass hair goatee. Wear red pants. Carry an American Flag and then have six pack of beer on my side with Ratt playing on my phone while walking around.

Then realized that all the kids in my neighborhood and their parents at our annual neighborhood party won't have a flying fuck of who I am "trying" to be.

So went with plan B. Wear a body tight skeleton costume & dance around the street. So to them I am a Skelton. To me I am Blotzer doing this dance thing. :)
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gtrjay wrote:Trying to figure out Halloween costume. Then thought I could go as Blotzer! Wear a trump hat. Grow ass hair goatee. Wear red pants. Carry an American Flag and then have six pack of beer on my side with Ratt playing on my phone while walking around.

Then realized that all the kids in my neighborhood and their parents at our annual neighborhood party won't have a flying fuck of who I am "trying" to be.

So went with plan B. Wear a body tight skeleton costume & dance around the street. So to them I am a Skelton. To me I am Blotzer doing this dance thing. :)
Are you really doing this? Don't forget the drumsticks! (And if you are, post pics)
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gtrjay wrote:Trying to figure out Halloween costume. Then thought I could go as Blotzer! Wear a trump hat. Grow ass hair goatee. Wear red pants. Carry an American Flag and then have six pack of beer on my side with Ratt playing on my phone while walking around.

Then realized that all the kids in my neighborhood and their parents at our annual neighborhood party won't have a flying fuck of who I am "trying" to be.

So went with plan B. Wear a body tight skeleton costume & dance around the street. So to them I am a Skelton. To me I am Blotzer doing this dance thing. :)
In a way they'll still see you as Blobby dressed like that.

I can hear the hushed conversations now between the couples "hey honey who's the drunken fat fuck dressed up like a skeleton?"

"I don't know but keep a eye on him he's making our daughter very uncomfortable."

"If he says one more thing to her I'll kil the sorry fucker!"
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Here is the ultimate Blotzer Halloween costume

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Bobby-Blotzer-R ... SwSHZWc3O4
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plasticbastard wrote:Here is the ultimate Blotzer Halloween costume

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Bobby-Blotzer-R ... SwSHZWc3O4
It's probably soiled, and besides who would recognize that thing as being a Blobs outfit anyway? Pass.
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dmbrocker wrote:
plasticbastard wrote:Here is the ultimate Blotzer Halloween costume

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Bobby-Blotzer-R ... SwSHZWc3O4
It's probably soiled, and besides who would recognize that thing as being a Blobs outfit anyway? Pass.
wow :lol: :lol: :lol:
nice plastic pants :lol:
does anybody believe that shit?
it is a good scam though, recreate 80's clothing, issue a certificate and some dumbass is bound to shell out sooner or later
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superglide88 wrote:
dmbrocker wrote:
plasticbastard wrote:Here is the ultimate Blotzer Halloween costume

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Bobby-Blotzer-R ... SwSHZWc3O4
It's probably soiled, and besides who would recognize that thing as being a Blobs outfit anyway? Pass.
wow :lol: :lol: :lol:
nice plastic pants :lol:
does anybody believe that shit?
it is a good scam though, recreate 80's clothing, issue a certificate and some dumbass is bound to shell out sooner or later
hahaha, it comes with a girdle! oh, sorry, 'waist cincher' :roll:

fucking blobby had to where a girdle to look the part.
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NearlyNormal wrote:
gtrjay wrote:Trying to figure out Halloween costume. Then thought I could go as Blotzer! Wear a trump hat. Grow ass hair goatee. Wear red pants. Carry an American Flag and then have six pack of beer on my side with Ratt playing on my phone while walking around.

Then realized that all the kids in my neighborhood and their parents at our annual neighborhood party won't have a flying fuck of who I am "trying" to be.

So went with plan B. Wear a body tight skeleton costume & dance around the street. So to them I am a Skelton. To me I am Blotzer doing this dance thing. :)
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Buy one of these and paint a silly goatee on it.
Put on a Ratt shirt.
Make America Great Again hat
set of drum sticks..

People will figure it out.. Of course they'll still have to hmm and uhm "What was his name again? Bill? Brad? Boris? Bob?" until you remind them who the drummer for Ratt was..
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Happy Birthday Bobby. Fuck you very much.
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Just because I hate to see this thread on page 3...

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kreamygoodness wrote:Just because I hate to see this thread on page 3...

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Always needs to be on page 1!

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Beddie_Wedder wrote:Image
Holy Faak!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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kreamygoodness wrote:Just because I hate to see this thread on page 3...

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hahahah
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SikkiNixx wrote:
Beddie_Wedder wrote:Image
Holy Faak!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
That is about as close to perfection as a photoshopped image could be.
Great work!
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yeahbuddy wrote:
SikkiNixx wrote:
Beddie_Wedder wrote:Image
Holy Faak!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
That is about as close to perfection as a photoshopped image could be.
Great work!
It's very homo looking! Let's not let this one get down to the second page, by the way. Fuck Blobs!
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