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MSL wrote:
xanadu wrote:You've never heard of Ratt?Do know where you are fuckstick?Mod..ban this asshole for that admission alone
YES, PLEASE PROTECT US FROM DIFFERENT TASTES OR AGES
MSl can you finally SHUT THE FUCK UP?! You're posts are beyond annoying and we won't let you fuck up this entertaining threat
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guitarplayeratwork wrote:
MSL wrote:
xanadu wrote:You've never heard of Ratt?Do know where you are fuckstick?Mod..ban this asshole for that admission alone
YES, PLEASE PROTECT US FROM DIFFERENT TASTES OR AGES
MSl can you finally SHUT THE FUCK UP?! You're posts are beyond annoying and we won't let you fuck up this entertaining threat
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MSL wrote:look how soft sludge has gotten. a dozen toddlers whining for mommy to come save them.

you guys were supposed to be the cream of the crop trolls on the internet and you let me waltz in here whenever i want and make you dance for me like the little monkeys that you are.

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Jesus Christ Bob how many user names do you have on here?
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Didn't msl go around deleting posts like a little crybaby?
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Suicide_Note wrote: Because you're hijacking a thread that had been quite entertaining until your bitchy ass decided to spoil the fun. So, what you're doing has some bearing on me personally, asshole.

You want to cry about what is or isn't morally acceptable? Go start your own thread and stop polluting this one.
It's an internet chat board. Go live your life.
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johnk5150 wrote:
Suicide_Note wrote: Because you're hijacking a thread that had been quite entertaining until your bitchy ass decided to spoil the fun. So, what you're doing has some bearing on me personally, asshole.

You want to cry about what is or isn't morally acceptable? Go start your own thread and stop polluting this one.
It's an internet chat board. Go live your life.
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MSL wrote:Image
Here's the guy that's all in our heads because we're actually replying to him on a message board. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Motherfuckers breath smells like Similac.

Claims he's never even heard of Ratt until this thread.

Get the fuck outta here with your young dopey dumbass.

Do you know what you've just done?

You just made the list you stupid idiot!

To be as young as you say goodness gracious go do some exercise and lose some weight you look like a heart attack just waiting to happen.

And rolling around in the ring play fighting with other dipshits who are going nowhere in bingo halls isn't going to cut it.

You need to lose weight fast before you end up in the hospital you fat tub of shit.
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Nip slip alert!
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Why didn't Blobby complete his transition?
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kwf wrote:Didn't msl go around deleting posts like a little crybaby?
He sure did!

He begged to have his account deleted because he said things he had posted could get him in real life trouble.

He was told to stick a veiny cock in his huge and brutally pot marked ass.

He then carried the Flag of the Cunty around by editing the fuck outta his posts.


Obese bastard. :lol:
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eddie lee roth wrote:Image

Here's the guy that's all in our heads because we're actually replying to him on a message board. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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eddie lee roth wrote:
MSL wrote:Image
Here's the guy that's all in our heads because we're actually replying to him on a message board. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Motherfuckers breath smells like Similac.

Claims he's never even heard of Ratt until this thread.

Get the fuck outta here with your young dopey dumbass.

Do you know what you've just done?

You just made the list you stupid idiot!

To be as young as you say goodness gracious go do some exercise and lose some weight you look like a heart attack just waiting to happen.

And rolling around in the ring play fighting with other dipshits who are going nowhere in bingo halls isn't going to cut it.

You need to lose weight fast before you end up in the hospital you fat tub of shit.
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MSL wrote:
SaintsWillConquer wrote:How many people have to reply to you before you realize no one here gives a flying fuck about your fake morals.
If nobody gives a fuck, why are so many replying, including you? Makes you look pretty silly, no?
No, it makes YOU look like an annoying douchebag. You know exactly what I meant. No one agrees with you and we would all like you to fuck off. Your little "I'm so smart" game is the intellectual equivalent of jacking off in the mirror. No one is impressed. You've made it perfectly clear that your own moral indiscretions are A.O.K. but you frown on other people who don't meet your moral standards. You're just a hypocrite, plain and simple. I know you're getting a big kick out of this. But you're still a pathetic little weasel and everyone here knows it. You don't have an argument, you just repeat the same shit over and over. You are just like Bobby Blotzer and Drew Sherman. Living in your little fantasy world. FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!
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This MSL jabroni is why I love Sludge!

Where the fuck else could you ever find a putrid mess of chewed up carbs accusing someone else of a 'lack of discipline'? LOL!! Motherless fuck ate NO LESS than 8 Kit Kats while typing his fail posts in this thread.

Those sweatbands might be the single funniest thing I have ever seen...BWAAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAA

Those couldnt absorb the sweat in the folds underneath his double d banana tits! You KNOW he gets mistaken for Chers daughter all the time.

Thank God for wrestling and Juggalos cause there ain't another group on the planet that would include this jelly filled dipshit.

ACDC will open for the Bulletboys before this fuck can locate a pair of 501's that would fit. 72w30l :lol:
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kwf wrote:Didn't msl go around deleting posts like a little crybaby?
Sure did.
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MSL wrote:
Rooster wrote:This is the biggest load of bullshit I've read on here. He was a fucking road manager. He had no more obligation to protect Blotzer from himself any more than the fucking sound guy.
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"Last week the band’s official co-manager Jason Green was let go. After roughly a year helping formulate the project from the ground up Green was sent packing and it seemed to stir the pot for sure."

do road managers typically help formulate projects from the ground up?

and even if he was just a road manager (even though he's publicly referred to himself as the manager of the band), it's still a shitty move to accept payment from an artist to work closely with them, only to then use their private moments for personal gain.

Have you been sucking Blotzers cock long?
before i saw this thread, i had never even heard of ratt, or bobby blotzer, let alone heard their music. because of this thread, i did buy a ratt greatest hits CD for $5, which i ended up enjoying quite a bit. but sucking blotzer's cock? lol... i'm not sticking up for him in any way. i generally consider drummers inessential and easily replaceable. especially when they didn't write any of the music.

this has nothing to do with blotzer. it could be anyone. it's fucked up to spill the beans on an artist you managed. you don't want to hear that because you enjoyed reading the dirt. i enjoyed it too and i hope jason keeps dishing. but it doesn't change the fact that it makes jason look horribly unprofessional and reveals him to be the low level amateur hack that he is.


you have to be trolling. No way you come to sludge and never heard of Ratt. Not buying it.
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eddie lee roth wrote:
MSL wrote:Image
Here's the guy that's all in our heads because we're actually replying to him on a message board. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Motherfuckers breath smells like Similac.

Claims he's never even heard of Ratt until this thread.

Get the fuck outta here with your young dopey dumbass.

Do you know what you've just done?

You just made the list you stupid idiot!

To be as young as you say goodness gracious go do some exercise and lose some weight you look like a heart attack just waiting to happen.

And rolling around in the ring play fighting with other dipshits who are going nowhere in bingo halls isn't going to cut it.

You need to lose weight fast before you end up in the hospital you fat tub of shit.
:lol: :lol: Don't forget: AWA tag team champion(where eventually, he ate his partner)
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Hungwell wrote:
kwf wrote:Didn't msl go around deleting posts like a little crybaby?
He sure did!

He begged to have his account deleted because he said things he had posted could get him in real life trouble.

He was told to stick a veiny cock in his huge and brutally pot marked ass.

He then carried the Flag of the Cunty around by editing the fuck outta his posts.


Obese bastard. :lol:

:lol: :lol: THAT'S why he's so butthurt now....
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Hungwell wrote:This MSL jabroni is why I love Sludge!

Where the fuck else could you ever find a putrid mess of chewed up carbs accusing someone else of a 'lack of discipline'? LOL!! Motherless fuck ate NO LESS than 8 Kit Kats while typing his fail posts in this thread.

Those sweatbands might be the single funniest thing I have ever seen...BWAAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAA

Those couldnt absorb the sweat in the folds underneath his double d banana tits! You KNOW he gets mistaken for Chers daughter all the time.

Thank God for wrestling and Juggalos cause there ain't another group on the planet that would include this jelly filled dipshit.

ACDC will open for the Bulletboys before this fuck can locate a pair of 501's that would fit. 72w30l :lol:

Lmmfgdao..... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Beddie_Wedder wrote:Why didn't Blobby complete his transition?
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Did he use a coupon for $2 off at BoRics for that haircut?
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lemmysmole wrote: :lol: :lol: Don't forget: AWA tag team champion(where eventually, he ate his partner)
We need a link to see this walking carb wrestle!

What's his wrestling name? CHAZ? CARBZILLA? BUTTONDIK?
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If you could make 'as bad as it gets' way worse, that would be it.


Figures it would be some shit from 5 years ago when he was only in horrendous shape.
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Nice of that guy to loan you guys his studio apartment living room to do your wrasslin thingy for those 15 relatives of Chico's.... :lol:
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