Bobby Blotzer = piece of shit

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Blobster is truly the gift that keeps on giving. I didn't check this thread for 2 months and here it is going strong.
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^^^^^
5 posts in 9 years? :D :D
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roxxxtar wrote:^^^^^
5 posts in 9 years? :D :D
Yes, like I said, its been a few months. I don't have a lot of time to spend here but I drop in from time to time usually when there is something entertaining happening.
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Stephen Pearcy will be at the Whiskey on September 30th. What are the chances that the real Ratt shows up? This would be fuckin Epic and Blobby would definitely start to cry. Josh get his face stuffed with cheesecake as Blobby goes ape shit.
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jade99 wrote:I didn't check this thread for 2 months .

FUCK U ASSHOLE
Stoner wrote:
...we stopped at a restaurant to eat and I was wearing a Sludge shirt. Someone came up and asked me if I read the messageboard - I touched cloth for a split second and then said the shirt was my husband's and just looked at them retardedly.
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jade99 wrote:I don't have a lot of time to spend here

WHY NOT???!!
Stoner wrote:
...we stopped at a restaurant to eat and I was wearing a Sludge shirt. Someone came up and asked me if I read the messageboard - I touched cloth for a split second and then said the shirt was my husband's and just looked at them retardedly.
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this thread will live forever so putting this in here for posterity

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Stoner wrote:
...we stopped at a restaurant to eat and I was wearing a Sludge shirt. Someone came up and asked me if I read the messageboard - I touched cloth for a split second and then said the shirt was my husband's and just looked at them retardedly.
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Blotzer will die before this thread does.
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Hopefully soon Warren and co will get the rights to use the Ratt name and ban Bobby from ever using it and everyone can move on and forget about Bobby. By then Hillary will defeat Trump further disheartening Bobby and causing him to leave America and join Chris Holmes band over in France.
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Put on ratt on Spotify other night while driving home. Half way into lay it down and all I can think is "Bobby Blotzer = piece of shit"
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gtrjay wrote:Put on ratt on Spotify other night while driving home. Half way into lay it down and all I can think is "Bobby Blotzer = piece of shit"
I like the way you think. :lol:
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alleyrulez wrote:
gtrjay wrote:Put on ratt on Spotify other night while driving home. Half way into lay it down and all I can think is "Bobby Blotzer = piece of shit"
I like the way you think. :lol:

Literally I am like fuck yeah this riff Warren is playing is awesome!!! Drums come in and I am literally saying out loud "Bobby Blotzer = a piece of shit". It fucked up my jam but I actually laughed thinking of the greatness of a this thread & sludge in general
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His tattoo - Beatles or beater?


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Kristy_Deville wrote:His tattoo - Beatles or beater?
I think it says "Bitch slapper".
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Thebottomline wrote:Right now the Ratt fb page has 645,422 likes. I know they are losing the likes.
645,355 likes now. I'm sure some got blocked but I bet people are just unliking the page. All visitor posts have been removed. Chickenshit cocksuckers.
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Kristy_Deville wrote:His tattoo - Beatles or beater?


Butler.
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Kristy_Deville wrote:His tattoo - Beatles or beater?


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He was pissed that both Crane left, and that Horsebeef stopped defending him here on Sludge, so he had "No Beaners" inked on.
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Right now the first handful of posts / photos on FATT's FB is nothing but Joshua and Bobby, including a new cover photo. Not a single other musician. Also posted an acoustic cover with just Joshua and Bobby.
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Found this from Ratt the Video.
At 5.30 Juan says - "This band, we have 4 writers in the band who write quite a bit". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXlEj18OX2A
Blobby 5:th Wheel, Ratt's own Ringo.
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Not sure if this has been mentioned but the other night I was watching ESPN's OJ Simpson Doc and it mentioned Tawny Kitaen... That triggered my memory of a few pages from Blobster's biography. Blobby claims he was contemplating breaking a beer bottle and sticking OJ in the neck with it. Supposedly he was drinking at the bar where he kept his "Rambo" yacht docked. OJ walked in and sat next to him. He then started thinking about killing OJ which would put RATT back in the media :lol: . He goes on about OJ threatening Robbin for for fucking Tawny blah blah blah. If at all true, who would fucking think like that? If anything you would think they would be bros for beating on women... Blob should be asking for pointers, not thinking about killing the guy.
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Mateo wrote:Not sure if this has been mentioned but the other night I was watching ESPN's OJ Simpson Doc and it mentioned Tawny Kitaen... That triggered my memory of a few pages from Blobster's biography. Blobby claims he was contemplating breaking a beer bottle and sticking OJ in the neck with it. Supposedly he was drinking at the bar where he kept his "Rambo" yacht docked. OJ walked in and sat next to him. He then started thinking about killing OJ which would put RATT back in the media :lol: . He goes on about OJ threatening Robbin for for fucking Tawny blah blah blah. If at all true, who would fucking think like that? If anything you would think they would be bros for beating on women... Blob should be asking for pointers, not thinking about killing the guy.



Maybe it's like Highlander, "there could only be one" who beats on women.
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Found Blobster's theme song... :lol:

https://youtu.be/9LfghRelcgk
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gyvren wrote:Found Blobster's theme song... :lol:

https://youtu.be/9LfghRelcgk
:lol:
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Mateo wrote:Not sure if this has been mentioned but the other night I was watching ESPN's OJ Simpson Doc and it mentioned Tawny Kitaen... That triggered my memory of a few pages from Blobster's biography. Blobby claims he was contemplating breaking a beer bottle and sticking OJ in the neck with it. Supposedly he was drinking at the bar where he kept his "Rambo" yacht docked. OJ walked in and sat next to him. He then started thinking about killing OJ which would put RATT back in the media :lol: . He goes on about OJ threatening Robbin for for fucking Tawny blah blah blah. If at all true, who would fucking think like that? If anything you would think they would be bros for beating on women... Blob should be asking for pointers, not thinking about killing the guy.
OJ would have beat his ass like he was a big titty blonde bitch with a fondness for black jocks.
Kristy_Deville wrote:Found this from Ratt the Video.
At 5.30 Juan says - "This band, we have 4 writers in the band who write quite a bit". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXlEj18OX2A
Blobby 5:th Wheel, Ratt's own Ringo.
Did you see the part where that big fat mama san told Bob you no hung like Don Dokken he hung like donkey?
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I’m completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
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These days are gone!



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I’m completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
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gtrjay wrote:These days are gone!



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Thanks for the newsflash Dick Tracy.
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