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Jesus Hemmingway Christ.


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Blobby's Ghostwriter actually fucking wrote: In doing this book, which I've thought about for many years, and listened to many friends tell me, "you need to do a book,"
Jesus Hemmingway Christ.

For fuck's sake, couldn't Blob have hired someone to proofread this pile of shit? IT'S vs ITS!
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Son_of_Sam_I_Am wrote:
LurkingAtWork wrote:
NearlyNormal wrote:I should have said FREE link. I'm not paying for that shite.
http://bookzz.org/book/1454059/f23bbb

Thanks for the link. I made it halfway through the third sentence of the introduction before my head exploded.

Blobby's Ghostwriter actually fucking wrote: In doing this book, which I've thought about for many years, and listened to many friends tell me, "you need to do a book,"
Jesus Hemmingway Christ.

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I almost want to read it. But only while dumping or at work. Ain't reading on my own time. That's for fucking sure
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Chip Z'Hoy wrote:Huey's review was terrific. I remember him saying there was one line in the book that was like "I have a lot of stories about playing with Don Dokken. None come to mind right now..."
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Son_of_Sam_I_Am wrote:
LurkingAtWork wrote:
NearlyNormal wrote:I should have said FREE link. I'm not paying for that shite.
http://bookzz.org/book/1454059/f23bbb

Thanks for the link. I made it halfway through the third sentence of the introduction before my head exploded.

Blobby's Ghostwriter actually fucking wrote: In doing this book, which I've thought about for many years, and listened to many friends tell me, "you need to do a book,"
Jesus Hemmingway Christ.



I read the whole book when it first came out. It was like torture. The only thing I remember is that there's an entire chapter on how he's NOT a wife beater because every woman who accused him of that was crazy. I thought that was particularly odd. I have since learned he has a gift for self incrimination. :shock:
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Bobby and the scabs read all the sludge and social media. They actually think they are famous and have a scab fan base. When the Warren version tours get ready to play the Bowling Alley Blobby n the Blades Tones.
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TorienRoxxGang wrote:Bobby and the scabs read all the sludge and social media. They actually think they are famous and have a scab fan base. When the Warren version tours get ready to play the Bowling Alley Blobby n the Blades Tones.
Yeah he refers Metal Sludge as Metal Shit on Eddie Trunk Live multiple times.
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Has anyone tried to put up the photoshops and the interrogation movie SatanHimself made on the RATT or team RATT Facebook pages? I love those. :lol: :lol:
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zzzzzzz wrote:Has anyone tried to put up the photoshops and the interrogation movie SatanHimself made on the RATT or team RATT Facebook pages? I love those. :lol: :lol:
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Brad Lang is bragging on social media today about being a Ratt Scab. Why anyone would pay to see Fake Ratt is beyond me. Hmm I wonder if Brad will poof his hair up like Crosby. The tour rider probably is up to 10 bottles of wine. Drunk Fake Ratt
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Bobby does seem to have a nice pool - a nice luxury for a middle class guy ... but doesn't he live close to the beach?

If I lived in a year-round warm climate, I dunno if I would want/need something like that.
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Anybody else going to Rock N Skull in Joliet, Illinois to support the real Ratt? Fuck Blobby!
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[quote="zzzzzzz"]Has anyone tried to put up the photoshops and the interrogation movie SatanHimself made on the RATT or team RATT Facebook pages? I love those. :lol: :lol:

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Hahaha... The elbow shot in this one is fucking hilarious!!!
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:lol: is he fucking serious about " Ratt and Roll" coolers? This guy is a fucking sick bastard. His wife actually deserves a slap from Chris Brown for even staying with El Blobbo.
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That cooler might actually make a good backyard conversation piece, if nothing else.
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I wonder what Bob thinks about his book being downloaded for free. :lol:
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eddie lee roth wrote:I wonder what Bob thinks about his book being downloaded for free. :lol:
It was here years ago the first time. I've read it and it's some achievement to seem like a douche- in your own book. It has to be natural.
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eddie lee roth wrote:I wonder what Bob thinks about his book being downloaded for free. :lol:

Let's ask him in FB !!!:)
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I found two problems with your statement Bob. The first is saying you had no time for pics, but you put two up and what the hell is a 'dule guitar solo'? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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And a shot of Stacey and Mitch working a dule solo out.

Sounds amazing. See you all out there.

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eddie lee roth wrote:I wonder what Bob thinks about his book being downloaded for free. :lol:
Prolly blow a FB gasket.

That asshole spelled ' duel ' as, ' dule '. How is this nigga making money ? How ? Maybe ignorance is bliss. IDK.
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Petey Von Sleez wrote: Maybe ignorance is bliss. IDK.
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Does anyone other than me find it strange that Bob's current tour manager Is Troy Patrck Farrell? Poor guy, I guess Craig Bradford couldn't take it anymore, surprised Bob let that slip under the radar.
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SCSINNER wrote:Does anyone other than me find it strange that Bob's current tour manager Is Troy Patrck Farrell? Poor guy, I guess Craig Bradford couldn't take it anymore, surprised Bob let that slip under the radar.
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Blades looks constipated and Brad is like where is the booze. Scab Ratt is beyond horrible. A bunch of E level hair band rejects.
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Like I said, these photoshops just keep getting funnier and funnier... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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