Bobby Blotzer = piece of shit

[plasticbastard]

i get every reference in the photo, except the Marilyn Monroe photo...The Suicidal hat is gold, fuck that kills me, great work

[gtrjay]

Another nice touch would been been to add a carpet cleaning machine or something. Probably wasnt much room in the image

...You were saying?
The gift that keeps on giving.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha! Excellent work

This is front page worthy mr ceo. Por favor.

[Bianca]

[Turner Coates]

[BlotzersCheesecake]

The only person that I can think of that would sleep with Blobbo is Carlos!

[TawnyVonJagger]

Another nice touch would been been to add a carpet cleaning machine or something. Probably wasnt much room in the image

...You were saying?
The gift that keeps on giving.

I'm fucking DYING over here! Nice job with Carlos!

[SCSINNER]

My recent call with That Metal Show to discuss current events, contains a few laughs and a shout out to sludge.
https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=-ZbgTDOSWAU

[Turner Coates]

[Psychobolia.com]

i get every reference in the photo, except the Marilyn Monroe photo...

I vaguely remember MM in one of their videos (You Think You're Tuff?)...or

[SCSINNER]

I'll just leave this here in the event anyone is feeling artistic

[cowpins]

Also need to get snapped in half golf club in there somewhere. You know it's had to happen befroe.

[Stoner]

I was just thinking.. this guy wasn't even remotely attractive back in the 80's... did chicks really sleep with that?
blech.

There was another thread that was on the subject of sleeping with the Blobzter. And STONER chimed in that she gave Blobby a rim job right
after he got off stage back in, if I remember correctly, '87?

You are a god damn liar.

We were partying on the bus and he called me into his bunk. Turns out he wanted to BEAT my ass, not EAT my ass. #WhenABrownEyeTurnsBlack

[cowpins]

Now need to give him a black with one of those mind quote things that says, "Reminder, don't fuck with, Stoner!"

[BlotzersCheesecake]

I'll just leave this here in the event anyone is feeling artistic

Who is his boyfriend in this pic?

[WTF]

We were partying on the bus and he called me into his bunk. Turns out he wanted to BEAT my ass, not EAT my ass. #WhenABrownEyeTurnsBlack

I understand running from a beating, but would you have let Blotz eat your ass? Would you let P13 eat your ass?

[Son_of_Sam_I_Am]

Now need to give him a black

That's been illegal since, like, the mid 1800's. I'd advise against attempting it, although I'm sure Bobby would be grateful.

[eddie lee roth]

We were partying on the bus and he called me into his bunk. Turns out he wanted to BEAT my ass, not EAT my ass. #WhenABrownEyeTurnsBlack

I understand running from a beating, but would you have let Blotz eat your ass? Would you let P13 eat your ass?

Are you kiddin me? Hells bells if lil pp gave me $ 60 dollars I'd let him eat my ass I figure as long as he leaves my ball sack out of it it's not gay he's just cleanin my asshole and I come out $ 60 dollars ahead win win if you ask me.

[gtrjay]

My recent call with That Metal Show to discuss current events, contains a few laughs and a shout out to sludge.
https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=-ZbgTDOSWAU

Nice!!! Heard these guys asking you to call on while I was doing yard work other day. I literally stopped for a min and thought "please call in Jason"

[Kristy_Deville]

OK - Final version.
I think I got everything this time.
Enjoy.

[HueyRamone]

OK - Final version.
I think I got everything this time.
Enjoy.

No blonde girl with a black eye???

[cowpins]

Now need to give him a black

That's been illegal since, like, the mid 1800's. I'd advise against attempting it, although I'm sure Bobby would be grateful.

Took me a second to realized I forgot the word eye.

[cowpins]

Where's Waldo!?!?!?!?!? Ha ha ha...and there girl with the neck brace. That's good enough. lol.

[yeahbuddy]

OK - Final version.
I think I got everything this time.
Enjoy.

Near perfect.
The only thing I would do to it is you need to highlight Blobby more. Maybe lighten him up or enlarge him or something.
Right now he kind of gets lost in all the great stuff going on.
Question-
you use Photoshop for this work of art?

[Psychobolia.com]

Waldo! That and the KLOS sticker make this a work of art. Nice job.

[gtrjay]

Waldo! That and the KLOS sticker make this a work of art. Nice job.

No way. The Carlos pic in back with mashed potatoes up front near carpet cleaner made it


Now who has sludgey balls to post said photo on ratt FB page & Twitter and his personal Twitter ?

Bonus points if someone prints hard copies and mails them to a known address on file. Perhaps a Po box for band business ? Lol

[Kristy_Deville]

- HueyRamone - Of course there is a blonde with a black eye in the picture.
- Yeahbuddy - Bigger and better Blobby now - Yes it's Photoshop with a shitload of layers.

[gtrjay]

Reposted on this thread as more of the artwork is on this thread.


This is pure gold on sludge. I feel like sludge is going through a rebirth with blotz, Twitter, mashed potatoes, and the complete fuckary of scab ratt / blotz mental state.

Did anyone hear Jason green in the classic metal podcast ? About 30 min long from other day. He explained how Bobby has southwest airline flight attendants announce the drummer from Ratt is flying with us today!


#staygold
#rattlivesmatter
#mashedpotatoeswithoutgravy
#murderchargers


PS - We need to have a southwest plane now with photoshop of cunt blotz sitting up front (for those that don't know or love overseas southwest has no first class. It's open seating so when he "sits up front" and boards first diecto disability due to "hearing " issue this is just pure gold) & it would be great if we took same photo that that has been doctored up & look like he is inside airplane. Maybe with Carlos horse beef flying? And scab ratt in back of plane?

If I knew how to do this I would be on it

[Mateo]

So is anyone going to post these sweet photoshops on Blobby's Twitter?

[HueyRamone]

There's some stuff I dont know about.

What's the deal with mashed potatoes?



Also... I know there's a captains hat, but if this is gonna go through any more revisions, can we please get a more explicit reference to RAMBOAT: FIRST BLOTZ?

[TheDeadBastard]

There's some stuff I dont know about.

What's the deal with mashed potatoes?

That was from SCSINNERS thread. Apparently da'Blotz had a delusional idea about an opening video that had snow falling in it. According to that Mensa drummer it's a well known fact that big time movies use instant mashed potatoes for snow.