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DemonFilth2001 wrote:I'm calling Drew again.
Ran out of Cocaine already?
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SaintsWillConquer wrote:
DemonFilth2001 wrote:I'm calling Drew again.
Ran out of Cocaine already?
Not wastin mony on coke. I got computer keboard duster, bro.

And I have left multple messages for him.
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DemonFilth2001 wrote:
SaintsWillConquer wrote:
DemonFilth2001 wrote:I'm calling Drew again.
Ran out of Cocaine already?
Not wastin mony on coke. I got computer keboard duster, bro.

And I have left multple messages for him.
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Happy to see this thread alive and well, even with ridiculous trolling. Bob's brother and others don't get it, Stephen, Warren and Juan wanted to play, they just didn't want to play with Bob or a fake singer. The Real Ratt line up is going to do very well, the stories about Stephen's voice or Warren's playing are greatly exaggerated. Bob is hanging on by thread, Bob has a couple more court dates and he will be erased and with the exception of a few really dumb "fans", nobody will ever miss him
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SCSINNER wrote:Happy to see this thread alive and well, even with ridiculous trolling. Bob's brother and others don't get it, Stephen, Warren and Juan wanted to play, they just didn't want to play with Bob or a fake singer. The Real Ratt line up is going to do very well, the stories about Stephen's voice or Warren's playing are greatly exaggerated. Bob is hanging on by thread, Bob has a couple more court dates and he will be erased and with the exception of a few really dumb "fans", nobody will ever miss him
Stephen hasn't been able to sing live since...uh...ever.
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The joke about loving BLATT is just like Blotz's liver, old and worn out. :lol: :lol:
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If nothing else, Bobby can take solace in that he is being defended on Sludge by a poster with an avatar of a guy that looks like Cletus from The Simpsons.
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Endless Yodel wrote:If nothing else, Bobby can take solace in that he is being defended on Sludge by a poster with an avatar of a guy that looks like Cletus from The Simpsons.
He looks more like a wigger-looking Eminem-wannabe to me.
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dmbrocker wrote:
Endless Yodel wrote:If nothing else, Bobby can take solace in that he is being defended on Sludge by a poster with an avatar of a guy that looks like Cletus from The Simpsons.
He looks more like a wigger-looking Eminem-wannabe to me.
Or possibly a Juggalo.
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Endless Yodel wrote:
dmbrocker wrote:
Endless Yodel wrote:If nothing else, Bobby can take solace in that he is being defended on Sludge by a poster with an avatar of a guy that looks like Cletus from The Simpsons.
He looks more like a wigger-looking Eminem-wannabe to me.
Or possibly a Juggalo.
Look into his failed attempts to join the HMZ pile-on last year. Sad.
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plasticbastard wrote: {SNIP}
The judge furthermore decided that the corporation WBS, Inc., of which Blotzer and DeMartini were thought to be the sole shareholders, and which Blotzer had claimed owns the RATT name and brand, did not have ownership interest in the RATT marks and that the name and brand was still owned by the members who were part of the original RATT partnership agreement: Pearcy, Croucier, DeMartini and Blotzer.
What about Crosby's heir?

What about Crosby's hair?
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Endless Yodel wrote:
dmbrocker wrote:
Endless Yodel wrote:If nothing else, Bobby can take solace in that he is being defended on Sludge by a poster with an avatar of a guy that looks like Cletus from The Simpsons.
He looks more like a wigger-looking Eminem-wannabe to me.
Or possibly a Juggalo.
ICP is cool.
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I hope Real RATT lowers a six-pack of beer on some fishing line to whoever takes over the job (presumably Jimmy or Greg) just to mock Blotz during the set.
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kingbrian74 wrote:I hope Real RATT lowers a six-pack of beer on some fishing line to whoever takes over the job (presumably Jimmy or Greg) just to mock Blotz during the set.
That would def be cool.

If they were crazy stupid crazy cool, they would play "You Think You're Tough", but change all the lyrics to mock Bobby, starting with the title: "You Think You're Ratt" :lol:
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Psychobolia.com wrote:
kingbrian74 wrote:I hope Real RATT lowers a six-pack of beer on some fishing line to whoever takes over the job (presumably Jimmy or Greg) just to mock Blotz during the set.
That would def be cool.

If they were crazy stupid crazy cool, they would play "You Think You're Tough", but change all the lyrics to mock Bobby, starting with the title: "You Think You're Ratt" :lol:
But that would mess with a classic song that people want to hear.

Maybe they could announce 'this next song was written by Bobby Blotzer......wait, no......he never wrote anything.'
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kingbrian74 wrote:
But that would mess with a classic song that people want to hear.

Maybe they could announce 'this next song was written by Bobby Blotzer......wait, no......he never wrote anything.'

Very nice. I was thinking of something subtle along the lines of "Raise a glass......here's to Blobbo...the newest Lot Lizard at the Castaic Truck Stop,"
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Fuck that guy.
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kingbrian74 wrote:'this next song was written by Bobby Blotzer......wait, no......he never wrote anything.'
:lol:
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Hungwell wrote:
kingbrian74 wrote:
But that would mess with a classic song that people want to hear.

Maybe they could announce 'this next song was written by Bobby Blotzer......wait, no......he never wrote anything.'
Very nice. I was thinking of something subtle along the lines of "Raise a glass......here's to Blobbo...the newest Lot Lizard at the Castaic Truck Stop,"
Or "You guys can catch Bobby here tomorrow...cleaning the carpets and floors of the venue."
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DemonFilth2001 wrote:Fuck that guy.
Why do you and Heenan hate him?
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DemonFilth2001 wrote:
Endless Yodel wrote:
dmbrocker wrote: He looks more like a wigger-looking Eminem-wannabe to me.
Or possibly a Juggalo.
ICP is cool.

I am from Detroit area where they are from and trust me they are NOT cool. Most people here make fun of them :lol:
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Danzig in the Dark wrote:
DemonFilth2001 wrote:Fuck that guy.
Why do you and Heenan hate him?
Good question. :lol:
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gtrjay wrote:
DemonFilth2001 wrote:
Endless Yodel wrote: Or possibly a Juggalo.
ICP is cool.

I am from Detroit area where they are from and trust me they are NOT cool. Most people here make fun of them :lol:
They are fuckign stupid..
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Beddie_Wedder wrote:Image
:? Did Blobster just flip off the guy onstage and the audience? I'd be so embarrassed if I were working with him.
sirrloin wrote: There is a difference between show tunes appreciation and musical theater. If you don't know the difference, you're not very educated.
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Endless Yodel wrote:
Beddie_Wedder wrote:Image
:? Did Blobster just flip off the guy onstage and the audience? I'd be so embarrassed if I were working with him.

is that Ralph/Michael from Steel Panther?
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So what is the story here? Is this recent jackassery by Blobby?
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kreamygoodness wrote:
Beddie_Wedder wrote:Image
So what is the story here? Is this recent jackassery by Blobby?
Seems to be during the Balls Out tour...probably just a skit organised by the band and Blotzer or we would have heard about it...
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