Bobby Blotzer = piece of shit

Heenan Snuka · Post by **Heenan Snuka** » Sun Feb 12, 2017 11:40 pm

never seen CEO post anything on the Fake Ratt FB page, until this.

As soon as Blobster was denied his motion for reconsideration last week, CEO smelled blood and took full advantage and posted this:

And nobody responded to it

MOON · Post by **MOON** » Sun Feb 12, 2017 11:47 pm

Heenan Snuka wrote:never seen CEO post anything on the Fake Ratt FB page, until this.

As soon as Blobster was denied his motion for reconsideration last week, CEO smelled blood and took full advantage and posted this:

And nobody responded to it

A lot of people are banned from there.. all that stuff is Left are delusional fans of blobbo really

gtrjay · Post by **gtrjay** » Mon Feb 13, 2017 5:43 am

Heenan Snuka wrote:never seen CEO post anything on the Fake Ratt FB page, until this.

As soon as Blobster was denied his motion for reconsideration last week, CEO smelled blood and took full advantage and posted this:

And nobody responded to it

Wow!!! The tinypic logo got him banned from fake Ratt FB ?

Thebottomline · Post by **Thebottomline** » Tue Feb 14, 2017 2:08 am

Thebottomline wrote:
Thebottomline wrote:Right now the Ratt fb page has 645,422 likes. I know they are losing the likes.
Down to 639,526 likes. You're a fucking idiot Bob. You have no business using the name Ratt and ruining the bands legacy and brand. You don't deserve it.

Now down to 639,156. With Bob's latest rant pissing off more fans it's sure going to drop down way more.

MOON · Post by **MOON** » Tue Feb 14, 2017 7:44 am

Thebottomline wrote:
Thebottomline wrote:
Thebottomline wrote:Right now the Ratt fb page has 645,422 likes. I know they are losing the likes.
Down to 639,526 likes. You're a fucking idiot Bob. You have no business using the name Ratt and ruining the bands legacy and brand. You don't deserve it.
Now down to 639,156. With Bob's latest rant pissing off more fans it's sure going to drop down way more.

What is also kinda funny is that on Blotz's fake Ratt FB.. He shared out an event that his fake RATT is playing Rockfest KC with Godsmack, Hagar and all these other bands, just after midnight last night. Now that could have been automated from some app cuz the REAL Ratt is the one playing the event..and it looks like the REAL Ratt info has now replaced all of Blotz info on Pollstar.. That event on fake RATT FB was deleted, but apparently if you use the FB app, its still cached into it somehow cuz I heard people are still posting about it.

Things are getting lined up good for Blotz.. Won't be long now til he is back to carpet duty!

gtrjay · Post by **gtrjay** » Tue Feb 14, 2017 9:38 am

MOON wrote:
Thebottomline wrote:
Thebottomline wrote:
Down to 639,526 likes. You're a fucking idiot Bob. You have no business using the name Ratt and ruining the bands legacy and brand. You don't deserve it.
Now down to 639,156. With Bob's latest rant pissing off more fans it's sure going to drop down way more.
What is also kinda funny is that on Blotz's fake Ratt FB.. He shared out an event that his fake RATT is playing Rockfest KC with Godsmack, Hagar and all these other bands, just after midnight last night. Now that could have been automated from some app cuz the REAL Ratt is the one playing the event..and it looks like the REAL Ratt info has now replaced all of Blotz info on Pollstar.. That event on fake RATT FB was deleted, but apparently if you use the FB app, its still cached into it somehow cuz I heard people are still posting about it.

Things are getting lined up good for Blotz.. Won't be long now til he is back to carpet duty!

He moon some of us may or may not have saved home address to mail hard copies of photoshop print outs. Perhaps carpet samples and pics of empire carpet guy with his logo/head on there would be fun too

That-guy · Post by **That-guy** » Wed Feb 15, 2017 11:46 am

Blobby's singer just quit. It's over.

SCSINNER · Post by **SCSINNER** » Wed Feb 15, 2017 12:12 pm

While I am no longer friendly with Josh, he did a good job.
Now all of the Experience members I hired have officially quit, some took longer than others. Bob is a complete joke and it will be funny to see how he tries to spin this one, can't wait to see who he tries to claim is the new singer.

lemmysmole · Post by **lemmysmole** » Wed Feb 15, 2017 12:42 pm

SCSINNER wrote:While I am no longer friendly with Josh, he did a good job.
Now all of the Experience members I hired have officially quit, some took longer than others. Bob is a complete joke and it will be funny to see how he tries to spin this one, can't wait to see who he tries to claim is the new singer.

He's probably conversing about this with the Sherminator as we speak.

Suicide_Note · Post by **Suicide_Note** » Wed Feb 15, 2017 1:04 pm

SCSINNER wrote:While I am no longer friendly with Josh, he did a good job.
Now all of the Experience members I hired have officially quit, some took longer than others. Bob is a complete joke and it will be funny to see how he tries to spin this one, can't wait to see who he tries to claim is the new singer.

You're no longer friendly with him? Interesting. Did you bang his girlfriend/mom and he got upset about it or something?

gtrjay · Post by **gtrjay** » Wed Feb 15, 2017 1:10 pm

Suicide_Note wrote:
SCSINNER wrote:While I am no longer friendly with Josh, he did a good job.
Now all of the Experience members I hired have officially quit, some took longer than others. Bob is a complete joke and it will be funny to see how he tries to spin this one, can't wait to see who he tries to claim is the new singer.
You're no longer friendly with him? Interesting. Did you bang his girlfriend/mom and he got upset about it or something?

Turner Coates · Post by **Turner Coates** » Wed Feb 15, 2017 1:21 pm

SCSINNER wrote: Bob is a complete joke and it will be funny to see how he tries to spin this one, can't wait to see who he tries to claim is the new singer.

SikkiNixx · Post by **SikkiNixx** » Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:46 am

Beddie_Wedder wrote:

What's up with the knee socks?? They look like my ex girlfriend's... the ones with the individual toes sewn in.. Hahaha... What a fag... even if the socks are photo shopped in there, which I doubt

SikkiNixx · Post by **SikkiNixx** » Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:09 am

SCSINNER wrote:While I am no longer friendly with Josh, he did a good job.
Now all of the Experience members I hired have officially quit, some took longer than others. Bob is a complete joke and it will be funny to see how he tries to spin this one, can't wait to see who he tries to claim is the new singer.

Just curious... Why did you hire that Stacey Blades guy??? Was it because he was the only guy who showed up for the audition?? Did you actually have auditions? Or did you guys just see that he played with Phil Lewis and Steve Riley and figure that was reason enough?

Fuck, for some reason that guy just looks sketchy... Ever since I saw LA Guns at the Regal Beagle he and Riley looked like brothers or something... Then seeing him proudly brandishing his Gold album or whatever color it was... A record he was monumental in the whole process and would have flopped without him

Luminiferous · Post by **Luminiferous** » Sat Feb 18, 2017 8:22 pm

Page 2? Uh nonononono, my old friend....

dmbrocker · Post by **dmbrocker** » Sat Feb 18, 2017 9:34 pm

Alright, who wants to explain away this shirt??? Blobs on the back, but not on the front. Looks like someone hastily printed together a cheap Ratt shirt to inaccurately reflect the band in flux:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/New-Hot-RATT-Ba ... Q23chnsbfw

Thebottomline · Post by **Thebottomline** » Sat Feb 18, 2017 10:03 pm

dmbrocker wrote:Alright, who wants to explain away this shirt??? Blobs on the back, but not on the front. Looks like someone hastily printed together a cheap Ratt shirt to inaccurately reflect the band in flux:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/New-Hot-RATT-Ba ... Q23chnsbfw

Pearcy's solo band on one side and Ratt on the other. Awesome.

Chip Z'Hoy · Post by **Chip Z'Hoy** » Sat Feb 18, 2017 10:43 pm

Bootleg shirt.

kooldude1992 · Post by **kooldude1992** » Sun Feb 19, 2017 2:40 am

Ha, I posted about that shirt on the Sludge facebook. I like how it also has the tour dates of Bobby's Ratt from last year on it.

kooldude1992 · Post by **kooldude1992** » Sun Feb 19, 2017 2:47 am

I love browsing ebay just to laugh at the bootleg shirts.
Here's a classic fave of mine:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/ace-frehley-fac ... ZgDbCwEpdw

SaintsWillConquer · Post by **SaintsWillConquer** » Sun Feb 19, 2017 3:21 am

SikkiNixx wrote:
SCSINNER wrote:While I am no longer friendly with Josh, he did a good job.
Now all of the Experience members I hired have officially quit, some took longer than others. Bob is a complete joke and it will be funny to see how he tries to spin this one, can't wait to see who he tries to claim is the new singer.
Just curious... Why did you hire that Stacey Blades guy??? Was it because he was the only guy who showed up for the audition?? Did you actually have auditions? Or did you guys just see that he played with Phil Lewis and Steve Riley and figure that was reason enough?

Fuck, for some reason that guy just looks sketchy... Ever since I saw LA Guns at the Regal Beagle he and Riley looked like brothers or something... Then seeing him proudly brandishing his Gold album or whatever color it was... A record he was monumental in the whole process and would have flopped without him

He didn't hire Stacey Blades. The original Fake Ratt was the Sin City Sinners (Josh Alan, Scotty Griffin and Doc Ellis) with 21 year old guitar hero Blaze. Since they got along so well and never had an argument - as The Blotz so eloquently put it - they all quit and were replaced one by one with even more desperate hacks. Hope this helps.

SaintsWillConquer · Post by **SaintsWillConquer** » Sun Feb 19, 2017 3:36 am

I can't believe Bobby didn't make an official RATT t-shirt from THIS amazing photo!
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Bobby-Blotzer-R ... 1517524727

Luminiferous · Post by **Luminiferous** » Sun Feb 19, 2017 8:04 am

SaintsWillConquer wrote:I can't believe Bobby didn't make an official RATT t-shirt from THIS amazing photo!
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Bobby-Blotzer-R ... 1517524727

He didn't want to over-saturate the same picture..

He had this photo made into his wrapping paper for presents...

Beddie_Wedder · Post by **Beddie_Wedder** » Sun Feb 19, 2017 8:27 am

Luminiferous wrote:
SaintsWillConquer wrote:I can't believe Bobby didn't make an official RATT t-shirt from THIS amazing photo!
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Bobby-Blotzer-R ... 1517524727
He didn't want to over-saturate the same picture..
He had this photo made into his wrapping paper for presents...

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Sun Feb 19, 2017 9:24 am

I am honestly going to be very sad when Bloopy hangs himself.....cause finding another high-functioning 'Chris Holmes' of his caliber again in our lifetimes is as likely as Angus joining the BulletBoys.

Indy_Rob · Post by **Indy_Rob** » Wed Feb 22, 2017 2:23 pm

gtrjay · Post by **gtrjay** » Wed Feb 22, 2017 3:55 pm

Indy_Rob wrote:

Will Mitch say "oh my"

Heenan Snuka · Post by **Heenan Snuka** » Wed Feb 22, 2017 6:35 pm

Indy_Rob wrote:

nice capture!

Chip Z'Hoy · Post by **Chip Z'Hoy** » Wed Feb 22, 2017 7:19 pm

Lake Have-a-Sue

MOON · Post by **MOON** » Wed Feb 22, 2017 8:03 pm

Minced Veal wrote:Can someone photoshop this Blobster pic with a bald head and his hair piece blowing off the boat from the speed?

his head on this pic can prolly be used on the one hospital bed photo of Bert..Although, Blotz dont have a flat gut like Bert does.. that will have to be added

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