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Come on SCSINNER, give us more dirt on Blobbo. Do you know what's wrong with his wife? Something has to be, she's married to him. Does he have shag carpeting in his home? How much cheesecake does he actually consume? Enquiring minds want to know.
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Maybe we need a new thread. But would like an update on what the blotz is up to. How scab ratt is doing? And how @rattlivesmatter is doing
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SCSINNER wrote:I remember that Skeleton show well. Bob thought it was the most genius thing ever, it bombed. The "actor" who played the skeleton got paid the same as the band members. Carlos Cavazo was watching from the balcony, he seemed disgusted. That was also the first night Bob decided to do an acoustic cover of instant karma, needless to say that bombed too.
The show paid so bad the band had to sleep at Bob's house, I bought my own hotel room instead
So you're saying that Blobster truly thought this would be the most awesome intro next to the one he wanted but couldn't afford??? :lol:

What was the point? Was it supposed to be just a silly joke on the crowd or did he truly believe anyone in the crowd without instant potatoes for brains would actually believe that was him performing the moves? Since it's pretty well known the guy was fucked up in 2014 and in 2015 he's doing handstands and calisthenics? :lol: ...
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Did anyone in the crowd call him out on it? If I'd been there I'd totally been yelling "Hey Bob? Do some more of that crazy shit you did before the show man!!!" Come on man, my girlfriend claims that wasn't really you, prove that bitch wrong man!!"
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SCSINNER wrote:I remember that Skeleton show well. Bob thought it was the most genius thing ever, it bombed. The "actor" who played the skeleton got paid the same as the band members.
Okay this video is from the same night, what did he do, strip down onstage afterward or did he disappear off and continue his charade?

Some energetic crowd for the final song of the night, I see two people down front moving to the song and WTF was with that ending? :lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPKWmb0FUa4
SCSINNER wrote:The show paid so bad the band had to sleep at Bob's house, I bought my own hotel room instead
What did Stonedbread get paid since they were on the same bill?
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Blobbo sells wine? OMG!! Please make him go away.
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SCSINNER wrote: The show paid so bad the band had to sleep at Bob's house, I bought my own hotel room instead

so whats Bob's house like?

is it a mansion?

a shack?

a normal 3 bed and 2 bath house?
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Heenan Snuka wrote:
SCSINNER wrote: The show paid so bad the band had to sleep at Bob's house, I bought my own hotel room instead

so whats Bob's house like?

is it a mansion?

a shack?

a normal 3 bed and 2 bath house?
A trailer with shag carpeting?
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Luminiferous wrote:
What did Stonedbread get paid

Get paid? An opening band at the Whisky?
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HueyRamone wrote:
Luminiferous wrote:
What did Stonedbread get paid

Get paid? An opening band at the Whisky?
Hey man I'm merely going off Carlos' word that they don't play for free and do not do pay-to-play..
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That-guy wrote:
Heenan Snuka wrote:
SCSINNER wrote: The show paid so bad the band had to sleep at Bob's house, I bought my own hotel room instead

so whats Bob's house like?

is it a mansion?

a shack?

a normal 3 bed and 2 bath house?
A trailer with shag carpeting?
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None of the other bands were memorable, I was told they were all pay to play.
He thought that the crowd would believe that the tall think guy could pass for him (short and fat) He bought two costumes. This skeleton thing was the most important thing to him, yes he assumed the audience had mashed potatoes for brains. The most embarrassing part was when he made me ask the club (40% full at best) if they (Fake Ratt) reached a pay bonus for the crowd.
I talked about a lot of this shit for an hour on classic metal show for anyone who cares or didn't hear it.
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I always found Scotty to be a good guy. Hung out a time or two and he was always incredibly "real" with his roll in LA Guns and so on. He then got cheesy at times, but fuck it, he's playing music and I'm typing this. Would love to see him weigh in. Hell, write a book Scotty!
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SCSINNER wrote:None of the other bands were memorable, I was told they were all pay to play.
Carlos? Rebuttal?

SCSINNER wrote:He thought that the crowd would believe that the tall think guy could pass for him (short and fat) He bought two costumes. This skeleton thing was the most important thing to him, yes he assumed the audience had mashed potatoes for brains. The most embarrassing part was when he made me ask the club (40% full at best) if they (Fake Ratt) reached a pay bonus for the crowd.
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SCSINNER wrote:I remember that Skeleton show well. Bob thought it was the most genius thing ever, it bombed. The "actor" who played the skeleton got paid the same as the band members. Carlos Cavazo was watching from the balcony, he seemed disgusted. That was also the first night Bob decided to do an acoustic cover of instant karma, needless to say that bombed too.
The show paid so bad the band had to sleep at Bob's house, I bought my own hotel room instead

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poisonheart wrote:
User61585 wrote: Yeah it's real, was hoping someone got video of it but I didn't see it on YouTube anywhere.
Here it is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5q3yTlsiig

:D :D :D :D

Yeah, dead ringers. (No pun intended).
YES!!! Oh man, I wish they'd gotten the whole thing. This guy did a bunch of flips and stuff and then he practically floated up the stairs on the side of the stage. I think he went up them 3 at a time. Then 2 minutes later bobby comes plodding down the steps like a a drunk buffalo and takes the mask off for the "big reveal" :lol:
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The evil reign & tyranny of Dick-tator Bob Blotzer is about to end.
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SCSINNER wrote:The evil reign & tyranny of Dick-tator Bob Blotzer is about to end.
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Fuck yeah! Who is you guy there on 2nd to left?
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That is Greg D'Angelo of White Lion & Stephen's solo drummer
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SCSINNER wrote:That is Greg D'Angelo of White Lion & Stephen's solo drummer
I think you meant "That is Greg D'Angelo, Ratt's new drummer".
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Kristy_Deville wrote:
SCSINNER wrote:That is Greg D'Angelo of White Lion & Stephen's solo drummer
I think you meant "That is Greg D'Angelo, Ratt's new drummer".
You said it, not me... Lol
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Any word if this possible lineup has been rehearsing? When does the sin city sinners reunion begin?
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Lol, No Sinners Reunion! Happy with who we have.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Nice job!
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Kristy_Deville wrote:Image
Damn. So much going on in that pic. Great job.
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Fantastic picture, brings back memories.
The details are spot on, even the stupid beer drop that he tried desperately to bring back
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