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DemonFilth2001 wrote:Is that a new flavor? WTF??? Never heard of this. Why no press release or media blitz?
turned out to be an April fools joke that Faygo posted on twitter
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Mazerati wrote:
DemonFilth2001 wrote:Is that a new flavor? WTF??? Never heard of this. Why no press release or media blitz?
turned out to be an April fools joke that Faygo posted on twitter
Those guys and their tomfoolery!
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Tons of Shasta Root Beer on the east side.
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HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:Tons of Shasta Root Beer on the east side.
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HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:Tons of Shasta Root Beer on the east side.
Whoa it's HMZ!
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Hmz...how about an update as to what's been going on?
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DemonFilth2001 wrote:Hmz...how about an update as to what's been going on?
isn't he a grave digger now or something?
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DemonFilth2001 wrote:Hmz...how about an update as to what's been going on?
ok bad news i went on a Faygo run yesterday for regular cola which you know i love and i thought i finally would try Diet Faygo Cola..and it's pretty bad
not Diet Coke bad but bad
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Thanks for the update. Was planning a Faygo run myself. I'll just stick to the full sugar stuff.
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Was driving home from work today and traffic, like usual, was ridiculous. Decided to take some back roads and spotted a huge Family Dollar. Decided to pull in and check it out. Yes...they had it. Cola, Peach, Orange, and Red Pop.

$1.07 later, I walked out with 3 liters of Faygo Cola!
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DemonFilth2001 wrote: Thu May 17, 2018 3:38 pm Was driving home from work today and traffic, like usual, was ridiculous. Decided to take some back roads and spotted a huge Family Dollar. Decided to pull in and check it out. Yes...they had it. Cola, Peach, Orange, and Red Pop.

$1.07 later, I walked out with 3 liters of Faygo Cola!
Um, score?
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DemonFilth2001 wrote: Thu May 17, 2018 3:38 pm Was driving home from work today and traffic, like usual, was ridiculous. Decided to take some back roads and spotted a huge Family Dollar. Decided to pull in and check it out. Yes...they had it. Cola, Peach, Orange, and Red Pop.

$1.07 later, I walked out with 3 liters of Faygo Cola!
Family Dollar carries Faygo now?? That's the best news I've heard in like 2 1/2 years! Great score dude
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Busy bartender points to Demon:
Demon: "Jack & Faygo"
Bartender: "What?"
Demon: "Jack & Faygo". You know, Faygo Cola"
Bartender pouting towards door: "Out"
Demon begins to depart:
Cute girl at end of bar who heard the exchange: "Wait. Did you say Faygo?!?!"
But Demon doesn't hear her and leaves missing out on a lifetime of happiness centered around all things Faygo.

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Mazerati wrote: Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:06 pm
DemonFilth2001 wrote:Hmz...how about an update as to what's been going on?
ok bad news i went on a Faygo run yesterday for regular cola which you know i love and i thought i finally would try Diet Faygo Cola..and it's pretty bad
not Diet Coke bad but bad
Try the cream sodaaaaa!
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Just restocked! Dollar Tree did too ..they were loaded with Americas BEST Cola!
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Haven't had any in quite some time. May need to make a Faygo run!
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DemonFilth2001 wrote: Sat Nov 10, 2018 12:23 pm Haven't had any in quite some time. May need to make a Faygo run!
yes i'm going to restock in a couple days...it's very important to always have Faygo in your house
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Going to liquor store. Vodka and Faygo? Feel like Jim Lahey.
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DemonFilth2001 wrote: Sat Nov 10, 2018 3:34 pm Going to liquor store. Vodka and Faygo? Feel like Jim Lahey.
It's Faygo, man. Just mix it with rotgut. It's called "Faygut."
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Good plan!
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I don't think Jim Lahey ever cut his booze with anything but maybe orange juice in the morning.
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RIP My nigga Jim Lahey

He was a fuckin' drunk and he always would have been
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There has to be more to life than binging a 17 page thread on Faygo on a hair metal message board.
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Royal Dudeness wrote: Sun Nov 11, 2018 12:13 pm There has to be more to life than binging a 17 page thread on Faygo on a hair metal message board.
yes 18 pages haha!
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Vodka and orange faygo. Good!
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The Faygo Poem
https://allpoetry.com/poem/478422-The-F ... em-by-Made

A couple more bottles of Faygo,
A couple more bottles yo,
A couple more bottles of Faygo,
I'll be good to go.

Some Faygo and a rusty axe,
I'll be good to go,
Fuck a Pepsi and a Coke,
I want me a motherfucking Faygo.

36 Flavors,
You can choose,
Choose a Faygo,
You won't lose,
Faygo is the drink you see,
So much more variety.

Faygo makes my mouth drizzle,
Faygo makes my stomach sizzle,
Faygo's fucking cheap as shit,
And bitch you know I'm all about that.

A couple more bottles of Faygo,
A couple more bottles yo,
I don't need that name-brand shit,
I want me a motherfucking Faygo
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Turner Coates wrote: Mon Nov 12, 2018 2:07 pm The Faygo Poem
https://allpoetry.com/poem/478422-The-F ... em-by-Made

A couple more bottles of Faygo,
A couple more bottles yo,
A couple more bottles of Faygo,
I'll be good to go.

Some Faygo and a rusty axe,
I'll be good to go,
Fuck a Pepsi and a Coke,
I want me a motherfucking Faygo.

36 Flavors,
You can choose,
Choose a Faygo,
You won't lose,
Faygo is the drink you see,
So much more variety.

Faygo makes my mouth drizzle,
Faygo makes my stomach sizzle,
Faygo's fucking cheap as shit,
And bitch you know I'm all about that.

A couple more bottles of Faygo,
A couple more bottles yo,
I don't need that name-brand shit,
I want me a motherfucking Faygo
I shed a tear reading that. Thanks!
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