Ever shouted at a speaker phone in the other room while taking a shit??

Indy_Rob · Post by **Indy_Rob** » Fri Dec 17, 2021 7:53 pm

Cue the Welcome Back Kotter song…

Mojo · Post by **Mojo** » Fri Dec 17, 2021 7:54 pm

Indy_Rob wrote: ↑Fri Dec 17, 2021 7:53 pm Cue the Welcome Back Kotter song…

Welcome Back Shitter.

Indy_Rob · Post by **Indy_Rob** » Fri Dec 17, 2021 7:57 pm

Mojo wrote: ↑Fri Dec 17, 2021 7:54 pm
Indy_Rob wrote: ↑Fri Dec 17, 2021 7:53 pm Cue the Welcome Back Kotter song…
Welcome Back Shitter.

Chip Z'Hoy · Post by **Chip Z'Hoy** » Fri Dec 17, 2021 8:16 pm

Not quite getting this nym. Does Shit Nazi mean Jeff LYNNE?

So what, I guess. He's only going to have it for a week or two.

Turner Coates · Post by **Turner Coates** » Fri Dec 17, 2021 8:42 pm

PBFSUCKS · Post by **PBFSUCKS** » Sat Dec 18, 2021 5:36 am

Every time I use a public bathroom, if I hear someone talking on a phone in a stall, I want to yell “He’s taking a shit!” right as I walk out the door.

exitflagger · Post by **exitflagger** » Sat Dec 18, 2021 10:55 am

Ever take a big dump and think ur done but then u realize u gotta go sit back down 'n finish the job?

That's called a "Jeff Lynn Bizkit".

GreatWhiteSnake · Post by **GreatWhiteSnake** » Sat Dec 18, 2021 10:58 am

Of course, who hasn't?

MetalSludgeCEO · Post by **MetalSludgeCEO** » Sat Dec 18, 2021 12:01 pm

No...

But I have propped the bedroom's full length mirror, against my bed in a way, that the reflection of the TV is visible from the toilet!

Especially if there is a Live high-speed chase, the end of an NFL game or UFC match right as nature calls.

$tEvil

GreatWhiteSnake · Post by **GreatWhiteSnake** » Sat Dec 18, 2021 12:21 pm

MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Sat Dec 18, 2021 12:01 pm No...

But I have propped the bedroom's full length mirror, against my bed in a way, that the reflection of the TV is visible from the toilet!

Especially if there is a Live high-speed chase, the end of an NFL game or UFC match right as nature calls.

$tEvil

No pause on your remote?

DemonFilth2001 · Post by **DemonFilth2001** » Sat Dec 18, 2021 1:08 pm

Talk on the phone all the time when taking a dump. Always have my phone in there with me. Best time to look at Sludge.

Turner Coates · Post by **Turner Coates** » Sat Dec 18, 2021 1:09 pm

I've yelled at Alexa in the bathroom.

Warren · Post by **Warren** » Sat Dec 18, 2021 1:42 pm

I shout at the devil when I'm shitting.

Turner Coates · Post by **Turner Coates** » Sat Dec 18, 2021 1:46 pm

Warren wrote: ↑Sat Dec 18, 2021 1:42 pm I shout at the devil when I'm shitting.

"GET THEE BEHIND ME!"

Danzig in the Dark · Post by **Danzig in the Dark** » Sat Dec 18, 2021 3:35 pm

Turner Coates wrote: ↑Sat Dec 18, 2021 1:46 pm
Warren wrote: ↑Sat Dec 18, 2021 1:42 pm I shout at the devil when I'm shitting.
"GET THEE BEHIND ME!"

AND WIPE.

dmbrocker · Post by **dmbrocker** » Sat Dec 18, 2021 3:59 pm

Chip Z'Hoy wrote: ↑Fri Dec 17, 2021 8:16 pm Not quite getting this nym. Does Shit Nazi mean Jeff LYNNE?

So what, I guess. He's only going to have it for a week or two.

Might be even less if the mod will hurry up and catch on.

DavidLeeLarsUlrichRoth · Mon Dec 20, 2021 10:47 am

Warren wrote: ↑Sat Dec 18, 2021 1:42 pm I shout at the devil when I'm shitting.

REO Cokewagon · Post by **REO Cokewagon** » Mon Oct 17, 2022 9:18 pm

PBFSUCKS wrote: ↑Sat Dec 18, 2021 5:36 am Every time I use a public bathroom, if I hear someone talking on a phone in a stall, I want to yell “He’s taking a shit!” right as I walk out the door.

yu should try that sometime.

AlexVonHaig · Post by **AlexVonHaig** » Tue Oct 18, 2022 6:51 am

No but I once shit on a speaker phone

REO Cokewagon · Post by **REO Cokewagon** » Sat Nov 26, 2022 2:09 pm

DavidLeeLarsUlrichRoth wrote: ↑Mon Dec 20, 2021 10:47 am
Warren wrote: ↑Sat Dec 18, 2021 1:42 pm I shout at the devil when I'm shitting.

I wonder what was in this image that was so violating??

Black Stuff · Post by **Black Stuff** » Sat Nov 26, 2022 2:48 pm

PBFSUCKS wrote: ↑Sat Dec 18, 2021 5:36 am Every time I use a public bathroom, if I hear someone talking on a phone in a stall, I want to yell “He’s taking a shit!” right as I walk out the door.

schlonginski · Post by **schlonginski** » Sat Nov 26, 2022 11:25 pm

Ever played a live gig from the shitter?

Black Stuff · Post by **Black Stuff** » Sun Nov 27, 2022 5:21 am

schlonginski wrote: ↑Sat Nov 26, 2022 11:25 pm Ever played a live gig from the shitter?

onstage or backstage?

DemonFilth2001 · Post by **DemonFilth2001** » Sun Nov 27, 2022 4:55 pm

REO Cokewagon wrote: ↑Sat Nov 26, 2022 2:09 pm
DavidLeeLarsUlrichRoth wrote: ↑Mon Dec 20, 2021 10:47 am
Warren wrote: ↑Sat Dec 18, 2021 1:42 pm I shout at the devil when I'm shitting.

I wonder what was in this image that was so violating??

Wondering the same thing

REO Cokewagon · Post by **REO Cokewagon** » Sun Sep 24, 2023 8:51 am

schlonginski wrote: ↑Sat Nov 26, 2022 11:25 pm Ever played a live gig from the shitter?

Maybe Phil Lewis was singing into a microphone while taking a shit

DonJuanDeMarco · Post by **DonJuanDeMarco** » Sun Sep 24, 2023 9:18 am

First of all... no. But I have a serious question... before cell phones really caught on, people were installing phones in their bathrooms. Some hotels still have them actually. Was this really that necessary? Do people spend that much time on the toilet that they can't just call the person back in a few minutes? I can honestly tell you I have never had the desire to speak to someone while on the pot.

daveg · Post by **daveg** » Sun Sep 24, 2023 9:37 am

REO Cokewagon wrote: ↑Sun Sep 24, 2023 8:51 am
schlonginski wrote: ↑Sat Nov 26, 2022 11:25 pm Ever played a live gig from the shitter?
Maybe Phil Lewis was singing into a microphone while taking a shit

Was there really a need to dig this thread up after almost a year.

Rÿche 1 · Post by **Rÿche 1** » Sun Sep 24, 2023 1:39 pm

I was talking to my uncle the other night, and felt my ass ready to explode. So, I took the phone in with me, put it on mute while he was talking, then unmuted it...He was none the wiser. Since you asked...

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