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I believe I called this months ago....

But... is she really preggers, or just eating like a fat slob?

What a dumb bitch...if she is pregnant, she's gonna be an even hotter mess... and I mean hot mess in a not so good way!

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Britney Spears 'I am Having a Baby' Post Leaves Fans Confused


Britney Spears may have revealed some exciting news, but her post has fans confused more than anything ... wondering if she's pregnant with a child or just a food baby.

Spears got the Internet talking Monday when she posted, "I lost so much weight to go on my Maui trip only to gain it back ... My husband said “No you’re food pregnant silly !!!” So I got a pregnancy test … and uhhhhh well … I am having a baby."

Of course, the initial reaction was that Britney's pregnant, but the more the rest of Spears' caption was analyzed, many believe she's just revealing she's gained weight.

She continues, "4 days later I got a little more food pregnant. It’s growing !!! If 2 are in there …I might just loose it … I obviously won’t be going out as much due to the paps getting their money shot of me like they unfortunately already have."

However, Britney then tied things back to her actual pregnancies with her 2 boys, saying she suffered through perinatal depression and said "This time I will be doing yoga every day!!!"

As we reported, Britney expressed her desire to have more kids during her conservatorship hearing last year. She and Sam Asghari recently got a new puppy ... but maybe a baby is actually next?

Pregnant or not ... one thing's for sure -- her fans are super excited about the potential announcement.


>>> https://www.tmz.com/2022/04/11/britney- ... ting-food/

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$tEvil

Pregnant or not, those are some nice jugs.

SchenkerFan wrote: ↑Mon Apr 11, 2022 12:40 pm Pregnant or not, those are some nice jugs.

and if they get bigger...more fun for all!

Britney's fans may not be the most intelligent bunch, but I don't see how someone could read that and be confused about whether she is referring to an actual pregnancy.

Dumbo is posting nude pics of herself on IG again...

Multiple posts over the last week show her 100% nude, with hands over her tits and a Emoji Heart over her Vag!

She seems stable...

And yes... I would dump endless amounts of my liquid kids into her openings.

Looks like she lost a few pounds too... good girl!

She also adds with 1 of the nudes... """""""Don’t underestimate the power of doing it myself and shooting with a selfie stick !!! Photo dump before there was a child inside me !!!""""""

>> https://www.instagram.com/p/CdW2maqJX6s/

>> https://www.instagram.com/p/CdWiya8uhtq/

>> https://www.instagram.com/p/CdWcUgYu7qY/

$tEvil

She looks good, would raw dog her all day long!

For a regular chick at the bar & grill, she looks damaged but still doable. As Britney Spears....that horrified, dark, medicated look in eyes is too painful to see. Maybe with pro lighting, hair and makeup we can work it out but these are not flattering photos as is. Sad...

Is she crazy enough to name the baby boy Kevin..I hope so!

MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 1:03 pm

>> https://www.instagram.com/p/CdWiya8uhtq/

Foot thing

MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 1:03 pm Dumbo is posting nude pics of herself on IG again...

Multiple posts over the last week show her 100% nude, with hands over her tits and a Emoji Heart over her Vag!

She seems stable...

And yes... I would dump endless amounts of my liquid kids into her openings.

Looks like she lost a few pounds too... good girl!

She also adds with 1 of the nudes... """""""Don’t underestimate the power of doing it myself and shooting with a selfie stick !!! Photo dump before there was a child inside me !!!""""""

>> https://www.instagram.com/p/CdW2maqJX6s/

>> https://www.instagram.com/p/CdWiya8uhtq/

>> https://www.instagram.com/p/CdWcUgYu7qY/

$tEvil

So you're pounding her babymaker and she says to stick it in her a$$, would you do it?

She’s been rawdogged so much over the years her pussy and her ass are the same hole.

Looking damn fine. I'll be waiting for that sex tape.

Forget this Britney, check out the new Hilary Duff pics from Women’s Health.

Yummy!

I'm not huge on Instagram, only follow around 10 people, but just added her, she's awesome! If only Pat Giraldo and Lita Ford would do the same

Psychobolia.com wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 3:16 am Yummy!

I'm not huge on Instagram, only follow around 10 people, but just added her, she's awesome! If only Pat Giraldo and Lita Ford would do the same

IG have a GRIP of beyond hotties... worth being on that platform... their pics, videos, etc.. are ridiculous.

FB is mostly full of, well, shall I say the older crowd who like heavy metal and hairbands. Many of whom are way past their "use by" date.

$tEvil

schlonginski wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 9:12 pm

MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 1:03 pm Dumbo is posting nude pics of herself on IG again...

Multiple posts over the last week show her 100% nude, with hands over her tits and a Emoji Heart over her Vag!

She seems stable...

And yes... I would dump endless amounts of my liquid kids into her openings.

Looks like she lost a few pounds too... good girl!

She also adds with 1 of the nudes... """""""Don’t underestimate the power of doing it myself and shooting with a selfie stick !!! Photo dump before there was a child inside me !!!""""""

>> https://www.instagram.com/p/CdW2maqJX6s/

>> https://www.instagram.com/p/CdWiya8uhtq/

>> https://www.instagram.com/p/CdWcUgYu7qY/

$tEvil

So you're pounding her babymaker and she says to stick it in her a$$, would you do it?

You're fuckin right I would.

The "FREE BRITNEY" crowd will have blood on their hands when this is all said and done. She should not be unsupervised. She is not well and this won't end well.

WolfgangVonPage wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 10:07 am

schlonginski wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 9:12 pm

MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 1:03 pm Dumbo is posting nude pics of herself on IG again...

Multiple posts over the last week show her 100% nude, with hands over her tits and a Emoji Heart over her Vag!

She seems stable...

And yes... I would dump endless amounts of my liquid kids into her openings.

Looks like she lost a few pounds too... good girl!

She also adds with 1 of the nudes... """""""Don’t underestimate the power of doing it myself and shooting with a selfie stick !!! Photo dump before there was a child inside me !!!""""""

>> https://www.instagram.com/p/CdW2maqJX6s/

>> https://www.instagram.com/p/CdWiya8uhtq/

>> https://www.instagram.com/p/CdWcUgYu7qY/

$tEvil

So you're pounding her babymaker and she says to stick it in her a$$, would you do it?

You're fuckin right I would.

Me 3.

$tEvil

Terrapin wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 8:37 pm

MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 1:03 pm

>> https://www.instagram.com/p/CdWiya8uhtq/

Foot thing

Her hoo ha has been all over the Internet getting out of a limo since most of us had internet on our phones. Why would seeing the cut of her bikini wax matter now?

She’s still fairly barebackable.

She's 40..and looks 16. Guess that's what being locked away from society for a decade will do

Billy Jack wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 10:43 am The "FREE BRITNEY" crowd will have blood on their hands when this is all said and done. She should not be unsupervised. She is not well and this won't end well.

And when its all over they'll cry "Somebody should've done something for her!"

Waiting for the sex tape.

Oh wow... she is DEF going to be postal now...

Sadly she had a miscarriage... and is no longer preggers from the young trainer dude.

Also... did she cause this herself? She was photographer riding around on a jet-ski a few weeks ago... prolly not the best idea while knocked up.

What next?

Does he pump her full of more semen and go for a repeat, or bail now without the big pay day?

She asks for Privacy... after posting all of this "I am preggers" and "Look at me nude" all over IG for months, and now wants Privacy?

Discuss....

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Britney Spears I Am No Longer Expecting ... Announces Miscarriage



Britney Spears says her pregnancy has taken a tragic turn and she's no longer expecting.

Britney made the sad announcement Saturday, saying ... "We are grateful for what we have in the process of expanding our beautiful family Thank you for your support." She goes on to explain that she and Sam Asghari lost their miracle baby early in the pregnancy.

BS also says they're going to try again, and asks for privacy as well.

Five weeks ago the singer had posted a confusing story about losing weight, then gaining it back ... then taking a pregnancy test and ultimately declaring, "I am having a baby."

She'd posted a slew of nude photos in the last week, but Britney said they were all from "before there was a child inside me" -- explaining why she didn't have a baby bump in any of the shots.

On the heels of getting the sad news, Britney says ... "Sam and I decided to get away to clear our minds and focus on the blessings we have, each other and my boys."

She and Sam were in Cancun earlier this week, seemingly trying to enjoy themselves while doing some jet skiing.

Last summer, Britney famously testified, during a conservatorship hearing, she wanted to have a baby with Sam -- and since the conservatorship ended she's posted several times about having baby fever.

Of course, Britney already has 2 boys -- 16-year-old Sean and 15-year-old Jayden -- with her ex-husband, Kevin Federline.


>>> https://www.tmz.com/2022/05/14/britney- ... m-asghari/

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$ludge

MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Sat May 14, 2022 1:55 pm Does he pump her full of more semen and go for a repeat,

He should give her baby one more time.

Great News! I can still put a baby in her...

LAglamrocker wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 1:57 pm Is she crazy enough to name the baby boy Kevin..I hope so!

Melvin, Heathcliff or Wilbert for a boy and Gertude, Rosamund or Tamzin for a girl.

She would have been a wonderful mother (for the third time) and a great role model.

I hope she doesn't add an Antipsychotic to her cocktail of meds.

Jason Jennifer Leigh wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 2:57 am Forget this Britney, check out the new Hilary Duff pics from Women’s Health.

I’d love to see a Hilary and Britney girl/girl sex video!

Was she ever REALLY pregnant?