BEFORE & AFTER ... Women you would Totes Bone Before... and now After they aged a bit, well...?

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Menopause is a bitch!!! And these are the famous, beautiful ones that did not have a weight problem.

Is it just menopause? Or did they just totally let themselves go?
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DemonFilth2001 wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 11:21 am
SeniorGrande wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 11:13 am Christy and Ginger.

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Remember how hot our 60 yr old grandmothers were?

Fuck, they are 60 yrs old. What do you expect?
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VinnieVincentsVag wrote: Thu Dec 28, 2023 4:55 pm Remember how hot our 60 yr old grandmothers were?

Fuck, they are 60 yrs old. What do you expect?
My wife is 55. Still about 115-120 lbs. She has aged like us all, but these women were once in Maxim’s HOT 100 or whatever and now look like pigs. And we are grandparents. These Hollywood bitches did not age well for whatever reason.
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VinnieVincentsVag wrote: Thu Dec 28, 2023 4:55 pm Remember how hot our 60 yr old grandmothers were?

Fuck, they are 60 yrs old. What do you expect?
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Kate Beckinsale, for the opposite reason of most; she's gotten way too skinny. Plus she's fucking up that beautiful face with plastic surgery.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CxohGsxrpfN/?img_index=1

Not to mention she's been acting batshit crazy on IG. More than a few fans have called her out for undignified behavior and her response has been to insult them back. You never take the bait like that.

That said, I also know her beloved cat died suddenly and both parents are ailing and living with her and she is their caregiver. So she has to be given some slack for what she is going through.
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Traxan wrote: Sun Dec 31, 2023 1:16 am
Not to mention she's been acting batshit crazy
I can state unequivocally that ALL women go batshít crazy. The menopause thing. When that starts, their mental health is game over.
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Men dont go batshít crazy, we are batshít crazy since birth. Men and batshít crazy is a congenital thing.
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Traxan wrote: Sun Dec 31, 2023 1:16 am Kate Beckinsale, for the opposite reason of most; she's gotten way too skinny. Plus she's fucking up that beautiful face with plastic surgery.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CxohGsxrpfN/?img_index=1

Not to mention she's been acting batshit crazy on IG. More than a few fans have called her out for undignified behavior and her response has been to insult them back. You never take the bait like that.

That said, I also know her beloved cat died suddenly and both parents are ailing and living with her and she is their caregiver. So she has to be given some slack for what she is going through.
Her real dad died in the 70`s or early 80`s.
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maninblack wrote: Sun Dec 31, 2023 1:54 am
Traxan wrote: Sun Dec 31, 2023 1:16 am Kate Beckinsale, for the opposite reason of most; she's gotten way too skinny. Plus she's fucking up that beautiful face with plastic surgery.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CxohGsxrpfN/?img_index=1

Not to mention she's been acting batshit crazy on IG. More than a few fans have called her out for undignified behavior and her response has been to insult them back. You never take the bait like that.

That said, I also know her beloved cat died suddenly and both parents are ailing and living with her and she is their caregiver. So she has to be given some slack for what she is going through.
Her real dad died in the 70`s or early 80`s.
Yes it's her stepdad who is circling the drain.
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I swear the girls on Baywatch are jinxed. Here's another that went from super hot to NOT...

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Zabooka wrote: Sun Dec 31, 2023 12:39 am Martha Stewart
Stewart, née Ruszkowski, is ethnic Polish. Women there usually look great young but age horribly.
Almost as bad as say Ukraine or Russia where every woman becomes an overweight babushka after 30.
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Love_Industry wrote: Wed Jan 03, 2024 12:35 am
Zabooka wrote: Sun Dec 31, 2023 12:39 am Martha Stewart
Stewart, née Ruszkowski, is ethnic Polish. Women there usually look great young but age horribly.
Almost as bad as say Ukraine or Russia where every woman becomes an overweight babushka after 30.
Helen Mirren is Russian and look at her. There are exceptions to everything, the way Hurley and Beckinsale are exceptions among English women.

But add Scandenavian women to that list. I saw some recent pictures of Uma Thurman (half Swedish) and yikes.
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Traxan wrote: Wed Jan 03, 2024 10:00 am
Love_Industry wrote: Wed Jan 03, 2024 12:35 am
Stewart, née Ruszkowski, is ethnic Polish. Women there usually look great young but age horribly.
Almost as bad as say Ukraine or Russia where every woman becomes an overweight babushka after 30.
Helen Mirren is Russian and look at her. There are exceptions to everything, the way Hurley and Beckinsale are exceptions among English women.

But add Scandenavian women to that list. I saw some recent pictures of Uma Thurman (half Swedish) and yikes.
Mirren is an interesting case. She looks great for her age but she was born in England and never lived in Russia. Same with Izabella Scorupco who left Poland as a child, looks great for 53. More a lifestyle issue than genetic probably.

As for Thurman, can't find any recent pics but if so I blame her German and Mexican side :)
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Love_Industry wrote: Wed Jan 03, 2024 10:18 am
As for Thurman, can't find any recent pics but if so I blame her German and Mexican side :)
What the fuck are you talking about? Uma is British on her father's side and Swedish on her mother's.
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Sticky wrote: Tue Jan 02, 2024 7:14 pm I swear the girls on Baywatch are jinxed. Here's another that went from super hot to NOT...

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Who is that?
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Traxan wrote: Wed Jan 03, 2024 12:28 pm
Love_Industry wrote: Wed Jan 03, 2024 10:18 am
As for Thurman, can't find any recent pics but if so I blame her German and Mexican side :)
What the fuck are you talking about? Uma is British on her father's side and Swedish on her mother's.
Her mother was born in Mexico to a German father.
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Grendel wrote: Wed Jan 03, 2024 6:25 pm
Sticky wrote: Tue Jan 02, 2024 7:14 pm I swear the girls on Baywatch are jinxed. Here's another that went from super hot to NOT...

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Who is that?
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Ozzy Stradlin wrote: Wed Jan 03, 2024 11:28 am All of my exes.
Good for you. The opposite would be a lot worse.
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What happened to Bridget Fonda? Does she have a health issue or something?
That would be my choice too...I wonder where they are with that...she's been in jail for a few years now I think.

If I remember correctly, she lost her bond for being drunk in public again and it's awaiting trial.
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Zabooka wrote: Sun Dec 31, 2023 12:39 am Martha Stewart

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Saw this a week or two ago. It's kinda creepy and seems to be begging for attention. Snoop isn't returning her calls, I guess? :(
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