The squat comment reminded me of my first encounter with a chick squatting and pissing outside when I was 4. We were doing the "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" thing and she proceeded to squat like a dog and piss on the street. I was mystified since I had no familiarity with any of that female shit at that age. Even though I had seen "hers", I still had no clue where the pee was coming from, so I assumed the asshole.woblinweebles wrote: ↑Wed Jul 26, 2023 6:25 am Back in the early 90s, a bunch of my friends and I drove out to Phoenix from New Mexico for the second Lollapalooza. The venue would let you in with water bottles if they weren't open, so we stopped at the Walgreens nearby to get some water bottles. A couple of us had long hair and as we were leaving, an older guy was going in and he didn't like the way we looked and yelled "Sissies, bunch of long haired sissies! I bet you squat when you pee!" We thought it was hilarious.
Can't speak for the other guys, but the old man was wrong, I don't generally squat when I pee.
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from KY, we pee standing up...always. lol
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My grandfather was a scientist, specializing in Agriculture. I never knew of anyone more fearful of germs. Not only was it mandatory to sit to pee, you also had to disinfect and squeegee the shower and tub after bathing.
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As someone who has sat in pee because my drunk boyfriend didn't aim and I didn't turn on the light, I fully support this. I chewed him out so bad he drunk cried.
Women's public toilets are frequently covered in pee which drives me crazy. They hover because they're afraid of cooties then get it all over the seat. And leave it like that. Gee thanks! Way to be careful of spreading germs.
Women's public toilets are frequently covered in pee which drives me crazy. They hover because they're afraid of cooties then get it all over the seat. And leave it like that. Gee thanks! Way to be careful of spreading germs.
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This thread explains a lot.
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I Hate Pissing Standing UpWhatever Happened To… wrote: ↑Wed Jul 26, 2023 12:50 am PEEING SITTING DOWN should be the next TUFF album title. Amazing.
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You get your mail in the middle of the night?poserboy71 wrote: ↑Tue Jul 25, 2023 4:19 pm
I do enjoy watering the lawn though.
Sometimes, in the middle of the night when going to the mailbox, I exert my dominance as King of my neighborhood and stand in the middle of my street, dick out and pissing like a Roman statue/fountain.
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Yes, we know. You have an entire career of being Shameless. You even sang in a band called Shameless, Towel Boy!
I had no idea this was a common thing. Is this because you all have enlarged prostates? Is this something I have to look forward to?
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alecjonsludge wrote: ↑Wed Jul 26, 2023 11:31 amI Hate Pissing Standing UpWhatever Happened To… wrote: ↑Wed Jul 26, 2023 12:50 am PEEING SITTING DOWN should be the next TUFF album title. Amazing.
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I don’t sit to piss.
But my stepdad admitted my mom makes him sit to pee. Lol.
Knowing the two of them it makes perfect sense.
But my stepdad admitted my mom makes him sit to pee. Lol.
Knowing the two of them it makes perfect sense.
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go fuck urself u dirty fuck.poserboy71 wrote: ↑Tue Jul 25, 2023 4:19 pm I have been sitting down for as long as I can remember...this is especially true when you own a home.
I still have mighty pressure in my hose and don't need to wash any splash from surrounding areas.
It's cleaner plus I don't understand how it is considered unmanly to do so.
I do enjoy watering the lawn though.
Sometimes, in the middle of the night when going to the mailbox, I exert my dominance as King of my neighborhood and stand in the middle of my street, dick out and pissing like a Roman statue/fountain.
But inside my castle...
SIT , MOTHERFUCKER !
U live in small shitty studio apartment, not a castle.
U should be arrested for bein' naked in public. Fuck ur water fountain pose.
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That’s fucking disgusting. How often do the cops get called on your vile ass?poserboy71 wrote: ↑Tue Jul 25, 2023 4:19 pm I have been sitting down for as long as I can remember...this is especially true when you own a home.
I still have mighty pressure in my hose and don't need to wash any splash from surrounding areas.
It's cleaner plus I don't understand how it is considered unmanly to do so.
I do enjoy watering the lawn though.
Sometimes, in the middle of the night when going to the mailbox, I exert my dominance as King of my neighborhood and stand in the middle of my street, dick out and pissing like a Roman statue/fountain.
But inside my castle...
SIT , MOTHERFUCKER !
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Sometimes I wipe my ass with the wet wipes when I'm standing up. Makes it much easier. Remember not to flush those things.
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Rocker4Real wrote: ↑Tue Apr 23, 2024 8:12 am Sometimes I wipe my ass with the wet wipes when I'm standing up. Makes it much easier. Remember not to flush those things.
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I started sitting down to urinate after watching this :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64CVhTw_92Y&t=1s
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im complete opposite of I cannot pee sitting down at all