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Mojo's Songs that Get the White People Turnt

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You Shook Me All Night Long
Sweet Child O' Mine
Don't Stop Believin'

I'll add - Paradise By The Dashboard Light
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"Sweet Caroline"
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"Margaritaville"
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Awwww shit. I just finished a stint in a Fleetwood Mac tribute, and fuckety fuck, whitey gets turnt for 90% of the set.

I can only imagine how many pasty-assed babies are made by these people because they rush home after Landslide, Rhiannon and Edge of Seventeen unable to control their melanin-starved libidos.
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Really not sure what that means but I'll try to play

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Anything from "Grease".
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Sleek wrote: ↑Tue Sep 19, 2023 11:39 pm Awwww shit. I just finished a stint in a Fleetwood Mac tribute
You're Stevie, right?
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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"You May Be Right" - Billy Joel

Pull that one up on a jukebox in a dive bar and see what happens.

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Bono Nettencourt wrote: ↑Wed Sep 20, 2023 3:40 am
Sleek wrote: ↑Tue Sep 19, 2023 11:39 pm Awwww shit. I just finished a stint in a Fleetwood Mac tribute
You're Stevie, right?
Tsk tsk. Such low hanging fruit.

Seriously, that is the FIRST joke every person makes.
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Sleek wrote: ↑Wed Sep 20, 2023 9:55 am
Bono Nettencourt wrote: ↑Wed Sep 20, 2023 3:40 am
Sleek wrote: ↑Tue Sep 19, 2023 11:39 pm Awwww shit. I just finished a stint in a Fleetwood Mac tribute
You're Stevie, right?
Tsk tsk. Such low hanging fruit.

Seriously, that is the FIRST joke every person makes.
THAT'S NOT A DENIAL.
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"Summer Of 69" is the ultimate honkey overbite anthem.
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Mojo wrote: ↑Wed Sep 20, 2023 11:45 am
Sleek wrote: ↑Wed Sep 20, 2023 9:55 am
Bono Nettencourt wrote: ↑Wed Sep 20, 2023 3:40 am

You're Stevie, right?
Tsk tsk. Such low hanging fruit.

Seriously, that is the FIRST joke every person makes.
THAT'S NOT A DENIAL.
I AM ONLY DOING IT BECAUSE IF YOU DO THE STEVIE ROLE YOU GET TO HAVE SOMEBODY BLOW COCAINE UP YOUR ASS WITH A STRAW FOR AUTHENTICITY.
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20 years ago, if I'm watching TV and a KTel commercial comes on for a record called "Mojo's Songs that Get the White People Turnt"...Then all these songs listed here come scrolling by at warp speed... I'm calling that number in seconds
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Rock N Roll All Nite
I Want You To Want Me
Cotton Eye Joe

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Sleek wrote: ↑Wed Sep 20, 2023 12:42 pm
Mojo wrote: ↑Wed Sep 20, 2023 11:45 am
Sleek wrote: ↑Wed Sep 20, 2023 9:55 am

Tsk tsk. Such low hanging fruit.

Seriously, that is the FIRST joke every person makes.
THAT'S NOT A DENIAL.
I AM ONLY DOING IT BECAUSE IF YOU DO THE STEVIE ROLE YOU GET TO HAVE SOMEBODY BLOW COCAINE UP YOUR ASS WITH A STRAW FOR AUTHENTICITY.
Of course. Everyone knows you got over wearing women's clothes and makeup in the 80s.
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Sir, I only ever wore MEN's makeup.
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If Sleek can pull off 70s era Stevie Nicks, there are going to be some highly conflicted male audience members. You might be getting a lot of "a mouth is a mouth" type guys at the show.
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“I Wanna Dance With Somebody” Whitney Houston

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