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Anything by Rupert Holmes.
I reckon all songs are folk songs. I ain't never heard no horses singing any.
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I don't know if this is a regional thing or what, but in the 25 years I've been going to bars, if they have a DJ, they'll always play Billy Idol's "Mony Mony", and after Billy sings "Here she comes now singin' Mony Mony" there's always a group of people chanting "Hey Hey, lets get, let's get fucked!"
Oh, and Whites definitely get turnt for "Footloose"
Oh, and Whites definitely get turnt for "Footloose"
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Oh gawd, those chants.SeniorGrande wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 2:03 pm I don't know if this is a regional thing or what, but in the 25 years I've been going to bars, if they have a DJ, they'll always play Billy Idol's "Mony Mony", and after Billy sings "Here she comes now singin' Mony Mony" there's always a group of people chanting "Hey Hey, lets get, let's get fucked!"
Oh, and Whites definitely get turnt for "Footloose"
The one I hate is the call-and-response white people do on Hank William's "Family Tradition".
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Why do ya drink (crowd: TO GET DRUNK)
Why do you roll smoke (crowd: TO GET HIGH)
Why must you live out the songs that you wrote? (crowd: TO GET LAID)
A particularly egregious example here, complete with turnt whitey: https://youtu.be/Cl5A4KBof9U
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FTFYSeniorGrande wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 2:03 pm I don't know if this is a regional thing or what, but in the 25 years I've been going to bars, if they have a DJ, they'll always play Billy Idol's "Mony Mony", and after Billy sings "Here she comes now singin' Mony Mony" there's always a group of people chanting "Hey! (Hey what?) Get laid, get fucked!"
Not proud that I remember this, but I heard it enough times in college that I'll never forget it.
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The chant was "Hey Mother Fucker, Get Laid, Get Fucked" in my area.SeniorGrande wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 2:03 pm I don't know if this is a regional thing or what, but in the 25 years I've been going to bars, if they have a DJ, they'll always play Billy Idol's "Mony Mony", and after Billy sings "Here she comes now singin' Mony Mony" there's always a group of people chanting "Hey Hey, lets get, let's get fucked!"
Oh, and Whites definitely get turnt for "Footloose"
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His original phrasing sounds like a Def Leppard rewrite
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Interesting...I have heard it as :"Get laid, get fucked, get laid get fucked". Without the "Hey Ho" or "Hey motherfucker".Wild Obsession wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 3:36 pmThe chant was "Hey Mother Fucker, Get Laid, Get Fucked" in my area.SeniorGrande wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 2:03 pm I don't know if this is a regional thing or what, but in the 25 years I've been going to bars, if they have a DJ, they'll always play Billy Idol's "Mony Mony", and after Billy sings "Here she comes now singin' Mony Mony" there's always a group of people chanting "Hey Hey, lets get, let's get fucked!"
Oh, and Whites definitely get turnt for "Footloose"
Now I want to see a map denoting regional variances on this chant .
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There’s also the margaritaville chant:Sleek wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 4:20 pmInteresting...I have heard it as :"Get laid, get fucked, get laid get fucked". Without the "Hey Ho" or "Hey motherfucker".Wild Obsession wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 3:36 pmThe chant was "Hey Mother Fucker, Get Laid, Get Fucked" in my area.SeniorGrande wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 2:03 pm I don't know if this is a regional thing or what, but in the 25 years I've been going to bars, if they have a DJ, they'll always play Billy Idol's "Mony Mony", and after Billy sings "Here she comes now singin' Mony Mony" there's always a group of people chanting "Hey Hey, lets get, let's get fucked!"
Oh, and Whites definitely get turnt for "Footloose"
Now I want to see a map denoting regional variances on this chant .
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The "Bah bah bah" and "So good so good so good" shit that wonder bread goobers do for Sweet Caroline. Excruciating.
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Down here this one, watch the clip.
For at least forty years.
https://youtu.be/6jLoxp8EmoM?si=bxGS2KWJp1TTY_LM
For at least forty years.
https://youtu.be/6jLoxp8EmoM?si=bxGS2KWJp1TTY_LM
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Here it's "hey motherfucker get laid get fucked". I've heard it in bars/clubs that way for as long as I can remember hearing it played.SeniorGrande wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 2:03 pm I don't know if this is a regional thing or what, but in the 25 years I've been going to bars, if they have a DJ, they'll always play Billy Idol's "Mony Mony", and after Billy sings "Here she comes now singin' Mony Mony" there's always a group of people chanting "Hey Hey, lets get, let's get fucked!"
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Yep, I cringe on behalf of those that don't have the good sense to cringe themselves when I hear that. I get the douchechill goosebumps every time.exitflagger wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 6:31 pm The "Bah bah bah" and "So good so good so good" shit that wonder bread goobers do for Sweet Caroline. Excruciating.
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Went to Morgan Wallen show last night, and I think I now know what White People Turnt means
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I could be totally wrong on what they're saying, but that's what I thought they say. It is definitely rhythmic, with 7 beats, no chanting on the 8th beat, then back to Billy singingSleek wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 4:20 pmInteresting...I have heard it as :"Get laid, get fucked, get laid get fucked". Without the "Hey Ho" or "Hey motherfucker".Wild Obsession wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 3:36 pmThe chant was "Hey Mother Fucker, Get Laid, Get Fucked" in my area.SeniorGrande wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 2:03 pm I don't know if this is a regional thing or what, but in the 25 years I've been going to bars, if they have a DJ, they'll always play Billy Idol's "Mony Mony", and after Billy sings "Here she comes now singin' Mony Mony" there's always a group of people chanting "Hey Hey, lets get, let's get fucked!"
Oh, and Whites definitely get turnt for "Footloose"
Now I want to see a map denoting regional variances on this chant .
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Uggh...thanks for reminding me.exitflagger wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 6:31 pm The "Bah bah bah" and "So good so good so good" shit that wonder bread goobers do for Sweet Caroline. Excruciating.
That, Margaritaville, and another song possibly by Buffet where he sings about Alice, the the crowd chants "Alice? Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?"
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The same work crowd I was around pre-covid that did the "bah bah bah so good so good" thing did that too. Made me want to slit my wrists right there on the spot.SeniorGrande wrote: ↑Fri Sep 22, 2023 5:56 amUggh...thanks for reminding me.exitflagger wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 6:31 pm The "Bah bah bah" and "So good so good so good" shit that wonder bread goobers do for Sweet Caroline. Excruciating.
That, Margaritaville, and another song possibly by Buffet where he sings about Alice, the the crowd chants "Alice? Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?"
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That would be Smokie and the morons actually released their own remake of the song (which is from like 1977) with the chant added in.SeniorGrande wrote: ↑Fri Sep 22, 2023 5:56 am he sings about Alice, the the crowd chants "Alice? Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?"
I hate the song but heard it so much that I vaguely remember they changed one line from "get a second glance." to "get inside her pants" or something like that.
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I’ve never heard of this song. Just pulled it up on YouTube & it’s not recognizable in the least.Love_Industry wrote: ↑Fri Sep 22, 2023 6:24 amThat would be Smokie and the morons actually released their own remake of the song (which is from like 1977) with the chant added in.SeniorGrande wrote: ↑Fri Sep 22, 2023 5:56 am he sings about Alice, the the crowd chants "Alice? Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?"
I hate the song but heard it so much that I vaguely remember they changed one line from "get a second glance." to "get inside her pants" or something like that.
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I despise that song and the annoying crowd participation is a big reason why.DiamondDog wrote: ↑Fri Sep 22, 2023 2:08 amYep, I cringe on behalf of those that don't have the good sense to cringe themselves when I hear that. I get the douchechill goosebumps every time.exitflagger wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 6:31 pm The "Bah bah bah" and "So good so good so good" shit that wonder bread goobers do for Sweet Caroline. Excruciating.
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I went out with a girl from outside Boston for a while...we would go to this L.A. bar that catered to Boston people sometimes, and it was fucking beyond in that place.exitflagger wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 6:31 pm The "Bah bah bah" and "So good so good so good" shit that wonder bread goobers do for Sweet Caroline. Excruciating.
Song might as well be the Boston national anthem.
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I think England would contest that considering how much they love this bloody awful song.Sleek wrote: ↑Fri Sep 22, 2023 11:44 amI went out with a girl from outside Boston for a while...we would go to this L.A. bar that catered to Boston people sometimes, and it was fucking beyond in that place.exitflagger wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 6:31 pm The "Bah bah bah" and "So good so good so good" shit that wonder bread goobers do for Sweet Caroline. Excruciating.
Song might as well be the Boston national anthem.
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Baby Got Back. When it plays, every big ass white girl hits the dancefloor like they opened a buffet table on it.
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Those poor, deluded fools think he's rapping about Lizzo, when it's actually more J-Lo.Danzig in the Dark wrote: ↑Fri Sep 22, 2023 1:33 pm Baby Got Back. When it plays, every big ass white girl hits the dancefloor like they opened a buffet table on it.
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Get laid, get fucked in mineWild Obsession wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 3:36 pmThe chant was "Hey Mother Fucker, Get Laid, Get Fucked" in my area.SeniorGrande wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 2:03 pm I don't know if this is a regional thing or what, but in the 25 years I've been going to bars, if they have a DJ, they'll always play Billy Idol's "Mony Mony", and after Billy sings "Here she comes now singin' Mony Mony" there's always a group of people chanting "Hey Hey, lets get, let's get fucked!"
Oh, and Whites definitely get turnt for "Footloose"
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I've never been exposed to any of this nonsense. #happyhermit...VinnieVincentsVag wrote: ↑Fri Sep 22, 2023 3:41 pmGet laid, get fucked in mineWild Obsession wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 3:36 pmThe chant was "Hey Mother Fucker, Get Laid, Get Fucked" in my area.SeniorGrande wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 2:03 pm I don't know if this is a regional thing or what, but in the 25 years I've been going to bars, if they have a DJ, they'll always play Billy Idol's "Mony Mony", and after Billy sings "Here she comes now singin' Mony Mony" there's always a group of people chanting "Hey Hey, lets get, let's get fucked!"
Oh, and Whites definitely get turnt for "Footloose"
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The fatter the girl, the more the "song speaks to them"
The fatter the girl, the more the "song speaks to them"