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I don't know if this is a regional thing or what, but in the 25 years I've been going to bars, if they have a DJ, they'll always play Billy Idol's "Mony Mony", and after Billy sings "Here she comes now singin' Mony Mony" there's always a group of people chanting "Hey Hey, lets get, let's get fucked!"

Oh, and Whites definitely get turnt for "Footloose"
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SeniorGrande wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2023 2:03 pm I don't know if this is a regional thing or what, but in the 25 years I've been going to bars, if they have a DJ, they'll always play Billy Idol's "Mony Mony", and after Billy sings "Here she comes now singin' Mony Mony" there's always a group of people chanting "Hey Hey, lets get, let's get fucked!"

Oh, and Whites definitely get turnt for "Footloose"
Oh gawd, those chants.

The one I hate is the call-and-response white people do on Hank William's "Family Tradition".

Liiike:

Why do ya drink (crowd: TO GET DRUNK)
Why do you roll smoke (crowd: TO GET HIGH)
Why must you live out the songs that you wrote? (crowd: TO GET LAID)

A particularly egregious example here, complete with turnt whitey: https://youtu.be/Cl5A4KBof9U
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SeniorGrande wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2023 2:03 pm I don't know if this is a regional thing or what, but in the 25 years I've been going to bars, if they have a DJ, they'll always play Billy Idol's "Mony Mony", and after Billy sings "Here she comes now singin' Mony Mony" there's always a group of people chanting "Hey! (Hey what?) Get laid, get fucked!"
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Not proud that I remember this, but I heard it enough times in college that I'll never forget it.
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SeniorGrande wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2023 2:03 pm I don't know if this is a regional thing or what, but in the 25 years I've been going to bars, if they have a DJ, they'll always play Billy Idol's "Mony Mony", and after Billy sings "Here she comes now singin' Mony Mony" there's always a group of people chanting "Hey Hey, lets get, let's get fucked!"

Oh, and Whites definitely get turnt for "Footloose"
The chant was "Hey Mother Fucker, Get Laid, Get Fucked" in my area. :D
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His original phrasing sounds like a Def Leppard rewrite :lol:
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Wild Obsession wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2023 3:36 pm
SeniorGrande wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2023 2:03 pm I don't know if this is a regional thing or what, but in the 25 years I've been going to bars, if they have a DJ, they'll always play Billy Idol's "Mony Mony", and after Billy sings "Here she comes now singin' Mony Mony" there's always a group of people chanting "Hey Hey, lets get, let's get fucked!"

Oh, and Whites definitely get turnt for "Footloose"
The chant was "Hey Mother Fucker, Get Laid, Get Fucked" in my area. :D
Interesting...I have heard it as :"Get laid, get fucked, get laid get fucked". Without the "Hey Ho" or "Hey motherfucker".

Now I want to see a map denoting regional variances on this chant .
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Sleek wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2023 4:20 pm
Wild Obsession wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2023 3:36 pm
SeniorGrande wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2023 2:03 pm I don't know if this is a regional thing or what, but in the 25 years I've been going to bars, if they have a DJ, they'll always play Billy Idol's "Mony Mony", and after Billy sings "Here she comes now singin' Mony Mony" there's always a group of people chanting "Hey Hey, lets get, let's get fucked!"

Oh, and Whites definitely get turnt for "Footloose"
The chant was "Hey Mother Fucker, Get Laid, Get Fucked" in my area. :D
Interesting...I have heard it as :"Get laid, get fucked, get laid get fucked". Without the "Hey Ho" or "Hey motherfucker".

Now I want to see a map denoting regional variances on this chant .
There’s also the margaritaville chant:
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The "Bah bah bah" and "So good so good so good" shit that wonder bread goobers do for Sweet Caroline. Excruciating.
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Down here this one, watch the clip.
For at least forty years.

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SeniorGrande wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2023 2:03 pm I don't know if this is a regional thing or what, but in the 25 years I've been going to bars, if they have a DJ, they'll always play Billy Idol's "Mony Mony", and after Billy sings "Here she comes now singin' Mony Mony" there's always a group of people chanting "Hey Hey, lets get, let's get fucked!"
Here it's "hey motherfucker get laid get fucked". I've heard it in bars/clubs that way for as long as I can remember hearing it played.
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exitflagger wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2023 6:31 pm The "Bah bah bah" and "So good so good so good" shit that wonder bread goobers do for Sweet Caroline. Excruciating.
Yep, I cringe on behalf of those that don't have the good sense to cringe themselves when I hear that. I get the douchechill goosebumps every time.
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Went to Morgan Wallen show last night, and I think I now know what White People Turnt means
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Sleek wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2023 4:20 pm
Wild Obsession wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2023 3:36 pm
SeniorGrande wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2023 2:03 pm I don't know if this is a regional thing or what, but in the 25 years I've been going to bars, if they have a DJ, they'll always play Billy Idol's "Mony Mony", and after Billy sings "Here she comes now singin' Mony Mony" there's always a group of people chanting "Hey Hey, lets get, let's get fucked!"

Oh, and Whites definitely get turnt for "Footloose"
The chant was "Hey Mother Fucker, Get Laid, Get Fucked" in my area. :D
Interesting...I have heard it as :"Get laid, get fucked, get laid get fucked". Without the "Hey Ho" or "Hey motherfucker".

Now I want to see a map denoting regional variances on this chant .
I could be totally wrong on what they're saying, but that's what I thought they say. It is definitely rhythmic, with 7 beats, no chanting on the 8th beat, then back to Billy singing
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exitflagger wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2023 6:31 pm The "Bah bah bah" and "So good so good so good" shit that wonder bread goobers do for Sweet Caroline. Excruciating.
Uggh...thanks for reminding me.

That, Margaritaville, and another song possibly by Buffet where he sings about Alice, the the crowd chants "Alice? Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?"
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SeniorGrande wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2023 5:56 am
exitflagger wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2023 6:31 pm The "Bah bah bah" and "So good so good so good" shit that wonder bread goobers do for Sweet Caroline. Excruciating.
Uggh...thanks for reminding me.

That, Margaritaville, and another song possibly by Buffet where he sings about Alice, the the crowd chants "Alice? Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?"
The same work crowd I was around pre-covid that did the "bah bah bah so good so good" thing did that too. Made me want to slit my wrists right there on the spot.
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SeniorGrande wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2023 5:56 am he sings about Alice, the the crowd chants "Alice? Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?"
That would be Smokie and the morons actually released their own remake of the song (which is from like 1977) with the chant added in.
I hate the song but heard it so much that I vaguely remember they changed one line from "get a second glance." to "get inside her pants" or something like that.
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Love_Industry wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2023 6:24 am
SeniorGrande wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2023 5:56 am he sings about Alice, the the crowd chants "Alice? Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?"
That would be Smokie and the morons actually released their own remake of the song (which is from like 1977) with the chant added in.
I hate the song but heard it so much that I vaguely remember they changed one line from "get a second glance." to "get inside her pants" or something like that.
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DiamondDog wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2023 2:08 am
exitflagger wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2023 6:31 pm The "Bah bah bah" and "So good so good so good" shit that wonder bread goobers do for Sweet Caroline. Excruciating.
Yep, I cringe on behalf of those that don't have the good sense to cringe themselves when I hear that. I get the douchechill goosebumps every time.
I despise that song and the annoying crowd participation is a big reason why.
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exitflagger wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2023 6:31 pm The "Bah bah bah" and "So good so good so good" shit that wonder bread goobers do for Sweet Caroline. Excruciating.
I went out with a girl from outside Boston for a while...we would go to this L.A. bar that catered to Boston people sometimes, and it was fucking beyond in that place.

Song might as well be the Boston national anthem.
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Sleek wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2023 11:44 am
exitflagger wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2023 6:31 pm The "Bah bah bah" and "So good so good so good" shit that wonder bread goobers do for Sweet Caroline. Excruciating.
I went out with a girl from outside Boston for a while...we would go to this L.A. bar that catered to Boston people sometimes, and it was fucking beyond in that place.

Song might as well be the Boston national anthem.
I think England would contest that considering how much they love this bloody awful song.
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Baby Got Back. When it plays, every big ass white girl hits the dancefloor like they opened a buffet table on it.
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Danzig in the Dark wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2023 1:33 pm Baby Got Back. When it plays, every big ass white girl hits the dancefloor like they opened a buffet table on it.
Those poor, deluded fools think he's rapping about Lizzo, when it's actually more J-Lo.
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Wild Obsession wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2023 3:36 pm
SeniorGrande wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2023 2:03 pm I don't know if this is a regional thing or what, but in the 25 years I've been going to bars, if they have a DJ, they'll always play Billy Idol's "Mony Mony", and after Billy sings "Here she comes now singin' Mony Mony" there's always a group of people chanting "Hey Hey, lets get, let's get fucked!"

Oh, and Whites definitely get turnt for "Footloose"
The chant was "Hey Mother Fucker, Get Laid, Get Fucked" in my area. :D
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VinnieVincentsVag wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2023 3:41 pm
Wild Obsession wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2023 3:36 pm
SeniorGrande wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2023 2:03 pm I don't know if this is a regional thing or what, but in the 25 years I've been going to bars, if they have a DJ, they'll always play Billy Idol's "Mony Mony", and after Billy sings "Here she comes now singin' Mony Mony" there's always a group of people chanting "Hey Hey, lets get, let's get fucked!"

Oh, and Whites definitely get turnt for "Footloose"
The chant was "Hey Mother Fucker, Get Laid, Get Fucked" in my area. :D
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