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Soooo... 1 million dollars, or way way way more than 1 million dollars plus you're nailing Taylor Swift?


Man, this is so hard.

You really think the billionaire chick won't sue you for child support after she dumps you? You know she would..

Take 1 million and have 10 nights with Paula Abdul

LAglamrocker wrote: ↑Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:18 am Take 1 million and have 10 nights with Paula Abdul

Might be the funniest thing posted here in a very long time

LAglamrocker wrote: ↑Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:18 am Take 1 million and have 10 nights with Paula Abdul

I like Paula, but isn't she kind of Nuts

HueyRamone wrote: ↑Sat Sep 30, 2023 9:07 am Soooo... 1 million dollars, or way way way more than 1 million dollars plus you're nailing Taylor Swift?


Man, this is so hard.

I'm not saying she's unattractive but she's not exactly smoking hot either.

But regardless of her, it would depend on how many more millions you are talking about, a million dollars and not having to be associated with that level of fame is a pretty good deal.

LSD69 wrote: ↑Sat Sep 30, 2023 12:56 pm

LAglamrocker wrote: ↑Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:18 am Take 1 million and have 10 nights with Paula Abdul

I like Paula, but isn't she kind of Nuts

well, is she an aging single female?

1 million. Otherwise you would be treated like Kevin Federline the rest of your life and hunted by the paparazzi. Take your peace and run.

I think Taylor Swift is like a 6.5. Maybe she needs to get rid of bangs and red lip stick. I don’t know she’s nothing to write home about.

ParaDime77 wrote: ↑Sat Sep 30, 2023 5:38 pm 1 million. Otherwise you would be treated like Kevin Federline the rest of your life and hunted by the paparazzi. Take your peace and run.

Kevin is a fucking moron. He was on easy street as long as he didn't get remarried, and he did.

I'd knock her up, swiftly, on multiple occasions.

MattleyCrue wrote: ↑Sat Sep 30, 2023 5:45 pm I think Taylor Swift is like a 6.5. Maybe she needs to get rid of bangs and red lip stick. I don’t know she’s nothing to write home about.

Correct. If you saw her at the mall or Walmart or whatever you wouldn’t look twice. Female Napoleon Dynamite lookin bitch.

Easily the million dollars. The last thing in the world I need is a bunch of psycho 14 year old girls burning my damn house down because Taylor decided to start fucking someone else.

JakeYonkel wrote: ↑Sun Oct 01, 2023 4:10 am

MattleyCrue wrote: ↑Sat Sep 30, 2023 5:45 pm I think Taylor Swift is like a 6.5. Maybe she needs to get rid of bangs and red lip stick. I don’t know she’s nothing to write home about.

Correct. If you saw her at the mall or Walmart or whatever you wouldn’t look twice. Female Napoleon Dynamite lookin bitch.

She was hotter at 22 than 32... like most girls are.

Plus the baby's name is Trailor

AlexVonHaig wrote: ↑Sun Oct 01, 2023 4:56 am Plus the baby's name is Trailor

Nah I’d name him in honor of me and call him Shifty.

JakeYonkel wrote: ↑Sun Oct 01, 2023 4:10 am

MattleyCrue wrote: ↑Sat Sep 30, 2023 5:45 pm I think Taylor Swift is like a 6.5. Maybe she needs to get rid of bangs and red lip stick. I don’t know she’s nothing to write home about.

Correct. If you saw her at the mall or Walmart or whatever you wouldn’t look twice. Female Napoleon Dynamite lookin bitch.

Ya you would. Her silver sequin dress she wore at some awards show is on display the Rock n Roll Hall Of Fame and you would have to have one bangin body to fit into that thing.

Anyway ya take the mil. Stalkers and getting dragged on sites like TMZ would suck. Along with a scathing song about you that you won't be able to get away from.

I'd date her sexy 6foot tall babeailcious ass, and have her foot the bill for everything. If we have a kid, the nannys and helpers can do all the unpleasant tasks, but even having the kid would prolly not happen, what with all the anal we'd be doing.

This place is becoming the funniest site I frequent. Not on purpose though.

LAglamrocker wrote: ↑Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:18 am Take 1 million and have 10 nights with Paula Abdul

Straight up.