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BernieTaupson wrote: Tue Oct 03, 2023 9:33 pm
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An awesome singer and Paul Stanley
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My parents had a recliner with that same color pattern back in the day.
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He must be posing in front of the Pride clothing area.
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Stanley and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat
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TooOldToCare wrote: Wed Oct 04, 2023 6:33 am He must be posing in front of the Pride clothing area.

Yep. Paul actually bought the "happiest" jacket in the store.

"Rainbows are synonymous with happiness, and when we look at this 'Rainbow Opal Strata' Raw Silk jacket, well, we can't help but smile. Opals are Australia's national gemstone so we are naturally partial to a pop of colour and a sunny disposition.

Effortlessly delivering the spirit of carnival joy, this luxurious, linear weave is nothing but pure delight. If a rainbow is a good omen, then this jacket surely is too.

100% Handwoven Raw Silk Jacket"

https://joebananas.com.au/collections/r ... acket-1437

$4,999 AUD which is $3,159 USD
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Whatever Happened To… wrote: Wed Oct 04, 2023 7:11 am
TooOldToCare wrote: Wed Oct 04, 2023 6:33 am He must be posing in front of the Pride clothing area.

Yep. Paul actually bought the "happiest" jacket in the store.

"Rainbows are synonymous with happiness, and when we look at this 'Rainbow Opal Strata' Raw Silk jacket, well, we can't help but smile. Opals are Australia's national gemstone so we are naturally partial to a pop of colour and a sunny disposition.

Effortlessly delivering the spirit of carnival joy, this luxurious, linear weave is nothing but pure delight. If a rainbow is a good omen, then this jacket surely is too.

100% Handwoven Raw Silk Jacket"

https://joebananas.com.au/collections/r ... acket-1437

$4,999 AUD which is $3,159 USD
J Peterman (from Seinfeld) would be proud of that description.
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Looks like someone ripped ass.
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BootyDaddy69 wrote: Wed Oct 04, 2023 12:47 am
BernieTaupson wrote: Tue Oct 03, 2023 9:33 pm
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An awesome singer and Paul Stanley
The funnier caption would be: "A singer.... and Paul Stanley"
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Whatever Happened To… wrote: Wed Oct 04, 2023 7:11 am
TooOldToCare wrote: Wed Oct 04, 2023 6:33 am He must be posing in front of the Pride clothing area.

Yep. Paul actually bought the "happiest" jacket in the store.

"Rainbows are synonymous with happiness, and when we look at this 'Rainbow Opal Strata' Raw Silk jacket, well, we can't help but smile. Opals are Australia's national gemstone so we are naturally partial to a pop of colour and a sunny disposition.

Effortlessly delivering the spirit of carnival joy, this luxurious, linear weave is nothing but pure delight. If a rainbow is a good omen, then this jacket surely is too.

100% Handwoven Raw Silk Jacket"

https://joebananas.com.au/collections/r ... acket-1437

$4,999 AUD which is $3,159 USD
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BernieTaupson wrote: Tue Oct 03, 2023 9:33 pm Image
They never have those heels in extra large.
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HueyRamone wrote: Wed Oct 04, 2023 7:43 am
BootyDaddy69 wrote: Wed Oct 04, 2023 12:47 am
BernieTaupson wrote: Tue Oct 03, 2023 9:33 pm
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An awesome singer and Paul Stanley
The funnier caption would be: "A singer.... and Paul Stanley"
Jimmy is an awesome singer mate
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BootyDaddy69 wrote: Wed Oct 04, 2023 10:06 am
HueyRamone wrote: Wed Oct 04, 2023 7:43 am
BootyDaddy69 wrote: Wed Oct 04, 2023 12:47 am

An awesome singer and Paul Stanley
The funnier caption would be: "A singer.... and Paul Stanley"
Jimmy is an awesome singer mate
Sigh. It sucks to have to explain the joke, but the reason it is more funny to say "a singer and Paul Stanley", is that if the other guy is listed as a singer, then the inference is that Paul is not a singer, which is a sly reference to the fact that he opens his yap on stage and fake vocals are piped in, and thus he's not singing, and thus not a singer.
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Ok, so am I the only guy who doesn't recognise the singer?

Jimmy who? He looks like EVH but I've no idea who this dude is! Top Jimmy ? Buffet before he died? Anyone...?
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HueyRamone wrote: Wed Oct 04, 2023 10:11 am
BootyDaddy69 wrote: Wed Oct 04, 2023 10:06 am
HueyRamone wrote: Wed Oct 04, 2023 7:43 am

The funnier caption would be: "A singer.... and Paul Stanley"
Jimmy is an awesome singer mate
Sigh. It sucks to have to explain the joke, but the reason it is more funny to say "a singer and Paul Stanley", is that if the other guy is listed as a singer, then the inference is that Paul is not a singer, which is a sly reference to the fact that he opens his yap on stage and fake vocals are piped in, and thus he's not singing, and thus not a singer.
I get the joke mate but Jimmy is not just a singer though, had it been Don Dokken I would have wrote a singer and Paul Stanley hahahaha
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"Barnes & Warble"
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Psychobolia.com wrote: Wed Oct 04, 2023 10:32 am Ok, so am I the only guy who doesn't recognise the singer?

Jimmy who? He looks like EVH but I've no idea who this dude is! Top Jimmy ? Buffet before he died? Anyone...?
Jimmy Barnes. Australian legend, apparently.
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GoodJudge wrote: Wed Oct 04, 2023 11:47 am
Psychobolia.com wrote: Wed Oct 04, 2023 10:32 am Ok, so am I the only guy who doesn't recognise the singer?

Jimmy who? He looks like EVH but I've no idea who this dude is! Top Jimmy ? Buffet before he died? Anyone...?
Jimmy Barnes. Australian legend, apparently.
Ah yes, I've heard of him. I guess he influenced Don Dokken.

After some digging, this quote came up: In 1994, Barnes made headlines after he sold his home in the Southern Highlands for a substantial loss before heading off to live in France.
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Was talk of him joining VH in 85 but I don’t know how far it went. Think he sent Ed a tape, Ed has definitely mentioned him.

This is his best song :

https://youtu.be/Y6Gi-Z5O0H4?si=_QyCLd9dSEqueZi-
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BernieTaupson wrote: Wed Oct 04, 2023 4:09 pm Was talk of him joining VH in 85 but I don’t know how far it went. Think he sent Ed a tape, Ed has definitely mentioned him.

This is his best song :

https://youtu.be/Y6Gi-Z5O0H4?si=_QyCLd9dSEqueZi-
This is his best song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQn7_EtIhUg
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I like this one. First time I ever heard of him.


https://youtu.be/OqSrEhuWrgY?feature=shared
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