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Metal Sludge type song?
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fret123 wrote: Fri Dec 08, 2023 4:59 pm Sweet Child of Mine

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How many songs have you listened to?
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Surprisingly no mention of Starship We Built this City. You guys are slipping. Or maybe you finally realised it is nowhere near the worst song of all time.
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I remember hating You Light Up My Life when I was a lad.
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Spark it up, Sparky. Let's take a trip down to Hoogie Boogie La-a-a-a-a-and..

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That song is a gem.
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pieceofme wrote: Fri Dec 08, 2023 6:12 pm Surprisingly no mention of Starship We Built this City. You guys are slipping. Or maybe you finally realised it is nowhere near the worst song of all time.
Correct. People hate on "We Built This City" to sound trendy and hip, when in fact it's one of the 80's best.
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pieceofme wrote: Fri Dec 08, 2023 6:12 pm Surprisingly no mention of Starship We Built this City. You guys are slipping. Or maybe you finally realised it is nowhere near the worst song of all time.
It’s a catchy as hell pop song. Was overplayed. Became super annoying.

If ya wanna hear a horrendous song, try We Got Your Rock be Ace.
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DemonFilth2001 wrote: Fri Dec 08, 2023 6:35 pm
pieceofme wrote: Fri Dec 08, 2023 6:12 pm Surprisingly no mention of Starship We Built this City. You guys are slipping. Or maybe you finally realised it is nowhere near the worst song of all time.
It’s a catchy as hell pop song. Was overplayed. Became super annoying.

If ya wanna hear a horrendous song, try We Got Your Rock be Ace.
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that Peter Criss song on Psycho Circus
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HueyRamone wrote: Fri Dec 08, 2023 7:28 pm Crazy Crazy Nights

Runner up: (We’re) Stars
(We’re) Stars is awesome. Shortino singing. Malmsteen soloing. Dream matchup.
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Brainy Lane wrote: Fri Dec 08, 2023 5:53 pm Metal Sludge type song?
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I don't hate Babylon AD but they have two of the worst sludge type songs.

Caught Up in a Crossfire (Bad Desmond Child Bon Jovi wannabe song)
Redemption (Try hard dramatic ballad with stereotypicsl early 90s lyrics about child abuse... Janies Got a Gun, Don't Let Daddy Kiss Me etc).
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roxxxtar wrote: Fri Dec 08, 2023 7:53 pm Rebecca Black Friday
The Brocks Dub version is worth a watch
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A song you'll have heard of?

Andrew Gold - Lonely Boy

Seemed like it was on the radio for years when I was a kid. It regularly popped up on 'golden hits' radio that I used to have to suffer at work. Some of the most whinging, self-indulgent lyrics ever written.

Plus loads of obscure bands where I bought the cd from a bargain bin, played once and threw out. Some didn't even make a full play.
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You guys don’t know much about music.

Try “Space Ace” from Peter Criss’ last solo album.

https://youtu.be/hdWSbrqU1DY?si=qRTd3aFIBXU_6B1c
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Gloria Blasam - Fluffy

Oh, and any song that that David Fricke guy from Rolling Stones refers to as "Quintessential".
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Love_Industry wrote: Fri Dec 08, 2023 9:39 pm
Brainy Lane wrote: Fri Dec 08, 2023 5:53 pm Metal Sludge type song?
Rock Soldiers
I don't hate Babylon AD but they have two of the worst sludge type songs.

Caught Up in a Crossfire (Bad Desmond Child Bon Jovi wannabe song)
Redemption (Try hard dramatic ballad with stereotypicsl early 90s lyrics about child abuse... Janies Got a Gun, Don't Let Daddy Kiss Me etc).
No way man. That's a good song. dmbrocker back me up here!
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BernieTaupson wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 12:58 am You guys don’t know much about music.

Try “Space Ace” from Peter Criss’ last solo album.

https://youtu.be/hdWSbrqU1DY?si=qRTd3aFIBXU_6B1c
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pieceofme wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 1:18 am
Love_Industry wrote: Fri Dec 08, 2023 9:39 pm
Brainy Lane wrote: Fri Dec 08, 2023 5:53 pm Metal Sludge type song?
Rock Soldiers
I don't hate Babylon AD but they have two of the worst sludge type songs.

Caught Up in a Crossfire (Bad Desmond Child Bon Jovi wannabe song)
Redemption (Try hard dramatic ballad with stereotypicsl early 90s lyrics about child abuse... Janies Got a Gun, Don't Let Daddy Kiss Me etc).
No way man. That's a good song. dmbrocker back me up here!
Okay, I shall back you up, because yeah, that whole first Babylon A.D. album is great.
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GoodJudge wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 12:31 am A song you'll have heard of?

Andrew Gold - Lonely Boy

Seemed like it was on the radio for years when I was a kid. It regularly popped up on 'golden hits' radio that I used to have to suffer at work. Some of the most whinging, self-indulgent lyrics ever written.

Plus loads of obscure bands where I bought the cd from a bargain bin, played once and threw out. Some didn't even make a full play.

love that song.
it should've been included on the boogie nights soundtracks.
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“Save the Weak” by Britny Fox.
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We Will Rock You/We Are the Champions
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