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ijwthstd wrote: obviously you take this way too seriously and were deeply affected by what transpired in the early 1990's and hopefully you are discussing these issues with a therapist in addition to other fans on music message boards.
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Remember when Anthony was considered the chubby guy in Van Halen?
Next to Wolfgang he looks like a midget.
Next to Wolfgang he looks like a midget.
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I just saw this pic...
Google says Wolfie was 5'10" and in 1 spot, it lists him as 85kg, which is 187 pounds, lol...
More like 185kb, which is 407 pounds.
There is not a shed of a chance, he is sub 350... no way... and how tall is Michael Anthony? I've never met him, but in pics, etc... I've never heard him referred to, or considered as short or small... he literally looks like a little person standing next to Mount Mammoth!
Wolf's forearm looks like a thigh!
Damn...
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Google says Wolfie was 5'10" and in 1 spot, it lists him as 85kg, which is 187 pounds, lol...
More like 185kb, which is 407 pounds.
There is not a shed of a chance, he is sub 350... no way... and how tall is Michael Anthony? I've never met him, but in pics, etc... I've never heard him referred to, or considered as short or small... he literally looks like a little person standing next to Mount Mammoth!
Wolf's forearm looks like a thigh!
Damn...
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IMDb has Sauce @ 5'6"... guess he is Polish. He also apparently loves Jack Daniel's whiskey
https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0030959/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk
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I see...Bono Nettencourt wrote: ↑Sat Dec 09, 2023 7:21 am IMDb has Sauce @ 5'6"... guess he is Polish. He also apparently loves Jack Daniel's whiskey
https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0030959/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk
Wolfie literally looks like a Brown Bear next to him!
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I wonder how Wolfnuts got so big, his parents are/were small people... guess Uncle Al is pretty tall.
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His gut must be huge.
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Is that Michael Anthony? Wolfgang is scab van halen.El Vampiro Blanco wrote: ↑Sat Dec 09, 2023 4:16 am Remember when Anthony was considered the chubby guy in Van Halen?
Next to Wolfgang he looks like a midget.
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Why did he get more and more slovenly as he gets older and more successful?
He was husky with a short hair in VH - Button up shirts...
then, chubby nerd on the eve of his project...
and now, after being a bandleader, getting married, hanging with industry people with dress sense, and having unlimited money, he's devolved into every basement-dwelling gamer, addicted to hot pockets and mountain dew.
this has to be him looking the worst ive seen him
He was husky with a short hair in VH - Button up shirts...
then, chubby nerd on the eve of his project...
and now, after being a bandleader, getting married, hanging with industry people with dress sense, and having unlimited money, he's devolved into every basement-dwelling gamer, addicted to hot pockets and mountain dew.
this has to be him looking the worst ive seen him
Don't Damn Me wrote: ↑Tue Sep 12, 2023 7:21 pm Dummy, are you aware that hydroxy-chloroqin and Ivermectin have since been proven effective?
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Pretty cool of Wolfie to give Nita 12 birthday cakes on stage at a show but only 1 made it to the stage
This is best era of Van Halen family- I kind of want see the sideshow live in LA tonight
This is best era of Van Halen family- I kind of want see the sideshow live in LA tonight
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Pizza, burgers, burgers on pizza, repeat to fade. AKA the Demonfilth diet.
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I can see your WVH studies are ongoing...HueyRamone wrote: ↑Sat Dec 09, 2023 8:16 am Why did he get more and more slovenly as he gets older and more successful?
He was husky with a short hair in VH - Button up shirts...
then, chubby nerd on the eve of his project...
and now, after being a bandleader, getting married, hanging with industry people with dress sense, and having unlimited money, he's devolved into every basement-dwelling gamer, addicted to hot pockets and mountain dew.
this has to be him looking the worst ive seen him
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Just trying to see what this guy's got for Stevil to be so jealous about...
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I don't think I've EVER seen a human being with a hairy knee.....until now.
He IS human, isn't he....or is there a different kind of truth to his name?
He IS human, isn't he....or is there a different kind of truth to his name?
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Dude. Bertinelli. The Italian genes will not be denied.Turner Coates wrote: ↑Sat Dec 09, 2023 9:21 am I don't think I've EVER seen a human being with a hairy knee.....until now.
He IS human, isn't he....or is there a different kind of truth to his name?
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DiamondDog wrote: ↑Sat Dec 09, 2023 11:40 amDude. Bertinelli. The Italian genes will not be denied.Turner Coates wrote: ↑Sat Dec 09, 2023 9:21 am I don't think I've EVER seen a human being with a hairy knee.....until now.
He IS human, isn't he....or is there a different kind of truth to his name?
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To be honest you could see back then there was a fatty ready to burst out.HueyRamone wrote: ↑Sat Dec 09, 2023 8:16 am Why did he get more and more slovenly as he gets older and more successful?
He was husky with a short hair in VH - Button up shirts...
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It's fascinating that a bunch of 50 & 60 year old men are constantly fixated on what some other dude looks like. Plus I can guarantee that a majority of people here don't have the best body mass index either. From a lot of what I see on this board, there's a lot of people with all sorts of fucking health issues. This board should be fucking sponsored by diabetes.
The normal human response would be like, "oh that guy is big" and then you forget about it and move on with your life. Nobody kept losing their shit over Chris Farley, Meatloaf, John Candy, James Gandolfini, Leslie West, everybody in Bowling For Soup, etc. Whatever makes you feel better, I guess.
The normal human response would be like, "oh that guy is big" and then you forget about it and move on with your life. Nobody kept losing their shit over Chris Farley, Meatloaf, John Candy, James Gandolfini, Leslie West, everybody in Bowling For Soup, etc. Whatever makes you feel better, I guess.
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Wolfie has some big titties too, and those are unsightly on a man.JackieDaytona wrote: ↑Sat Dec 09, 2023 12:55 pm It's fascinating that a bunch of 50 & 60 year old men are constantly fixated on what some other dude looks like. Plus I can guarantee that a majority of people here don't have the best body mass index either. From a lot of what I see on this board, there's a lot of people with all sorts of fucking health issues. This board should be fucking sponsored by diabetes.
The normal human response would be like, "oh that guy is big" and then you forget about it and move on with your life. Nobody kept losing their shit over Chris Farley, Meatloaf, John Candy, James Gandolfini, Leslie West, everybody in Bowling For Soup, etc. Whatever makes you feel better, I guess.
Ps, who's that WVH lookalike that's in your avatar? Methinks someone has a type!
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I want my rockstars to look like Warrant 1990
like Crash Diet “ Generation Wild” does .
Mammoth WVH fans will burn in hell
like Crash Diet “ Generation Wild” does .
Mammoth WVH fans will burn in hell
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Was Wolfie invited to join Crash Diet? They go through a ton of members...LAglamrocker wrote: ↑Sat Dec 09, 2023 3:31 pm I want my rockstars to look like Warrant 1990
like Crash Diet “ Generation Wild” does .
Mammoth WVH fans will burn in hell
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To my surprise, WVH handled the news of the VH-based tour with surprising composure. I initially expected an outburst, given his past eccentricities, but he seems genuinely supportive of Sammy Hagar's touring endeavor.
While the photos may draw attention to the stark contrast between Mike's comically dwarfed stature and Wolfgang's imposing, morbidly obese physique, it's clear that both appear happy. Overall, WVH is an amazing musician who has been enjoying a successful career, marked by being on high-profile tours, a well-received follow-up album, prominent magazine covers, and a recent marriage.
While the photos may draw attention to the stark contrast between Mike's comically dwarfed stature and Wolfgang's imposing, morbidly obese physique, it's clear that both appear happy. Overall, WVH is an amazing musician who has been enjoying a successful career, marked by being on high-profile tours, a well-received follow-up album, prominent magazine covers, and a recent marriage.
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Crash Diet is original Ghost they “change “ singers every tour and album. It’s been Wolfgang Van Halen all along(shhh)
His side project Mammoth WVH is supposed to suck(that’s the fun)
Got give Wolfie some respect having to spend hours in makeup chair to become Mammoth nightly and press
His side project Mammoth WVH is supposed to suck(that’s the fun)
Got give Wolfie some respect having to spend hours in makeup chair to become Mammoth nightly and press
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Only “high profile” one was opening for Metallica which was bought onto. Other than that he’s playing clubs in front of a bored looking pack of boomer Van Halen fans … the same demographic he insults regularly on social media.
Disappeared without a trace a week after release. Didn’t have a manipulative song with footage of his dead father as bait this time.
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Wonder if he’s managed to consummate it yet. He said he didn’t have a honeymoon and instead picked up two of his mother’s six cats and stayed in a room playing computer games instead. Not making that up it’s an actual quote.
Here he is on his wedding mobility scooter.
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JackieDaytona wrote: ↑Sat Dec 09, 2023 12:55 pm Nobody kept losing their shit over Chris Farley, Meatloaf, John Candy, James Gandolfini, Leslie West, everybody in Bowling For Soup, etc. Whatever makes you feel better, I guess.
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That’s the 2012 tour. He looked better on that one compared to the 2007 tour.jens wrote: ↑Sat Dec 09, 2023 12:17 pmTo be honest you could see back then there was a fatty ready to burst out.HueyRamone wrote: ↑Sat Dec 09, 2023 8:16 am Why did he get more and more slovenly as he gets older and more successful?
He was husky with a short hair in VH - Button up shirts...
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His mom must get fat as fuck
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