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DemonFilth2001 wrote: Sun Dec 24, 2023 5:27 pm Pussy.
Yep. Hence the gift.
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cowpins wrote: Mon Dec 25, 2023 6:15 am
maninblack wrote: Mon Dec 25, 2023 6:02 am
schlonginski wrote: Mon Dec 25, 2023 5:36 am

Probably just let him wear her underwear around his flat for a day or 2.
Dude! I have a house.
The one with all of the Christmas inflatables? Oh wait, that's Mattley's.
Putting a Santa Claus hat on your blow-up dolls doesn't necessarily make them "Christmas inflatables".
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maninblack wrote: Mon Dec 25, 2023 2:50 am OK we exchanged presents and everything went wonderfully. I privately took notice that I spent more money on her present than she did on mine, but I will keep that to myself..... for now.
You just clocked up heaps of brownie points. Good job.
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Nothing says attention whore like a thread where almost half the posts are by the OP
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Gibsonite wrote: Mon Dec 25, 2023 1:31 pm Putting a Santa Claus hat on your blow-up dolls doesn't necessarily make them "Christmas inflatables".
It makes them naughty and nice at the same time.
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