Those Kiss Avatars Are Coming… in 2027

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Fresh off retirement, the band reveals that "a show" by their digital counterparts is four years away.

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On Friday, the Destroyer act revealed when their “new era” will begin: 2027.

“50 years is a long time, and what the future holds is in the making,” Kiss said in their latest promotional video trumpeting their digital forms. “A show is coming.”

“The future is so exciting,” Gene Simmons said in a behind-the-scenes video on the making of the avatars. Paul Stanley added, “We can live on eternally.”

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Two of them are scab avatars. I want the Ace Frehley avatar that gets drunk and crashes his deloreans car.
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2027: KISS Avatars are going on tour. All venues worldwide in a single night.

The Public: Who???
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maninblack wrote: Sat Dec 23, 2023 8:22 pm Two of them are scab avatars. I want the Ace Frehley avatar that gets drunk and crashes his deloreans car.
They're not playing with a full deck.
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Turner Coates wrote: Sat Dec 23, 2023 8:07 pm Paul Stanley added, “We can live on eternally.”

Like Ben Kenobi? Paul is such a fucking narcissist. Like these avatars are his true legacy. He really believes children will be Kiss fans 50 years from now.

This "groundbreaking technology" reminds me of when CD-ROMs started showing up in the '90s for special-edition albums and movies. It's early technology that will get outpaced by better shit.

By the time this scab avatar show comes around, you'll be able to torrent some AI-generated Kiss show from the '70s for Oculus that'll be a zillion times better.
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Turner Coates wrote: Sat Dec 23, 2023 9:08 pm Image
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They may as well tour endlessly until then
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Why would they make avatars of the scabs that didn’t design the make up and wrote original music anyone cared about?
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Ziggy Sawdust wrote: Sun Dec 24, 2023 5:36 pm Why would they make avatars of the scabs that didn’t design the make up and wrote original music anyone cared about?
To prove that the main 2 guys were always gene n Paul, and they had 2 journeyman sidekicks hat did their jobs and rarely said anything
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maninblack wrote: Sat Dec 23, 2023 8:22 pm Two of them are scab avatars. I want the Ace Frehley avatar that gets drunk and crashes his deloreans car.
And a Peter Criss avatar with real noodle arms.
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I love KISS and all, but it's probably gonna be a hard pass from me on the avatars.
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Oops *double post*
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“We can live on eternally.”
Have they forgotten that their music (and merch) will still be available once G&P are gone? That is the way they’ll live on!

When people go to see the Abbatars, there’s a large dancefloor in front of the stage where people actually dance. Do G&P really believe people will jump and throw their fists in the air for their avatars? The last 10 years the audience didn’t even do that on their real concerts!
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Ziggy Sawdust wrote: Sun Dec 24, 2023 5:36 pm Why would they make avatars of the scabs that didn’t design the make up and wrote original music anyone cared about?
Because the other two aren't allowed to play in all the reindeer games anymore.
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