Which rock musician could become the worlds fattest man?
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Which rock musician could become the worlds fattest man?
He must be bedridden and unable to perform basic tasks.
Re: Which rock musician could become the worlds fattest man?
Jon Oliva.
Wolfie ain't got nothing on him.
Wolfie ain't got nothing on him.
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Re: Which rock musician could become the worlds fattest man?
How did he get a t-shirt that big? There werent any made.
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Re: Which rock musician could become the worlds fattest man?
Yeah. Jon is actually repulsive. How can someone let themselves get to that point? What's his daily caloric intake? Gotta be 20,000 calories. More?
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Re: Which rock musician could become the worlds fattest man?
DemonFilth2001 wrote: ↑Tue Jan 09, 2024 1:48 pm Yeah. Jon is actually repulsive. How can someone let themselves get to that point? What's his daily caloric intake? Gotta be 20,000 calories. More?
And he does cocaine. Respect.
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Re: Which rock musician could become the worlds fattest man?
Yeah. I've read that. How is that even possible? He's gotta be the only 750 lb coke head in the world.HottKarl777 wrote: ↑Tue Jan 09, 2024 2:08 pmDemonFilth2001 wrote: ↑Tue Jan 09, 2024 1:48 pm Yeah. Jon is actually repulsive. How can someone let themselves get to that point? What's his daily caloric intake? Gotta be 20,000 calories. More?
And he does cocaine. Respect.
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Re: Which rock musician could become the worlds fattest man?
DemonFilth2001 wrote: ↑Tue Jan 09, 2024 2:10 pmYeah. I've read that. How is that even possible? He's gotta be the only 750 lb coke head in the world.HottKarl777 wrote: ↑Tue Jan 09, 2024 2:08 pmDemonFilth2001 wrote: ↑Tue Jan 09, 2024 1:48 pm Yeah. Jon is actually repulsive. How can someone let themselves get to that point? What's his daily caloric intake? Gotta be 20,000 calories. More?
And he does cocaine. Respect.
Because he's a looper, a pro jock.
Re: Which rock musician could become the worlds fattest man?
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Fatness reigns...in the drive-thru of the Burger King!
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Re: Which rock musician could become the worlds fattest man?
Give the Wolfman time.
I doubt Oliva was as big as him at his age.
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