Which rock musician could become the worlds fattest man?

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Which rock musician could become the worlds fattest man?

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He must be bedridden and unable to perform basic tasks.
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Jon Oliva.

Wolfie ain't got nothing on him.

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How did he get a t-shirt that big? There werent any made.
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Yeah. Jon is actually repulsive. How can someone let themselves get to that point? What's his daily caloric intake? Gotta be 20,000 calories. More?
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DemonFilth2001 wrote: Tue Jan 09, 2024 1:48 pm Yeah. Jon is actually repulsive. How can someone let themselves get to that point? What's his daily caloric intake? Gotta be 20,000 calories. More?


And he does cocaine. Respect.
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HottKarl777 wrote: Tue Jan 09, 2024 2:08 pm
DemonFilth2001 wrote: Tue Jan 09, 2024 1:48 pm Yeah. Jon is actually repulsive. How can someone let themselves get to that point? What's his daily caloric intake? Gotta be 20,000 calories. More?


And he does cocaine. Respect.
Yeah. I've read that. How is that even possible? He's gotta be the only 750 lb coke head in the world.
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DemonFilth2001 wrote: Tue Jan 09, 2024 2:10 pm
HottKarl777 wrote: Tue Jan 09, 2024 2:08 pm
DemonFilth2001 wrote: Tue Jan 09, 2024 1:48 pm Yeah. Jon is actually repulsive. How can someone let themselves get to that point? What's his daily caloric intake? Gotta be 20,000 calories. More?


And he does cocaine. Respect.
Yeah. I've read that. How is that even possible? He's gotta be the only 750 lb coke head in the world.


Because he's a looper, a pro jock.
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Zabooka wrote: Tue Jan 09, 2024 11:29 am Jon Oliva.

Wolfie ain't got nothing on him.

Give the Wolfman time.

I doubt Oliva was as big as him at his age.
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