Does a salad qualify as a meal?

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Does a salad qualify as a meal?

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I say no. Now give me your opinions!
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Fuck yeah it's a meal, packed with chicken and/or sauteed potatoes, yummyyy.
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Only if its the BIG SALAD
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Luigi wrote: Thu Jan 11, 2024 1:23 am I say no. Now give me your opinions!
""""""""""""""I say no. Now give me your opinions!""""""""""""""""""

Yes, it does.

I used to think the same, and I've heard the I need more than Rabbit food" blah, blah, blah.

Those comments usually come from the person who is over-weight, and puts gravy on everything.

I mean, do you think Wolfgang eats salads? I don't...

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Salads are best with fried chicken in them.
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Yes. More than two toppings qualifies as a meal.

Love mine with bib lettuce, tomatoes, olives, and balsamic dressing. If I need protein, fried tofu chunks work great.
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if its not got anything green in it, its ok
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I have a crispy Thai chicken salad most days for lunch. Delicious and only 180 calories. Helped me drop 15 lbs....
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Black Stuff wrote: Thu Jan 11, 2024 3:09 am Only if its the BIG SALAD

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I eat pasta salads every day. They are tasty, filling and good for maintaining a healthy weight. Also they are cheap and prepacked. They are made local, and have a short shelf life. I take one to work every day. Eat them on weekends too. About a half of it is vegetables such as lettuce and kale. They are definately a meal. They give lots of energy too.
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Black Stuff wrote: Thu Jan 11, 2024 3:09 am Only if its the BIG SALAD
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MetalSludgeCEO wrote: Thu Jan 11, 2024 5:18 am
Luigi wrote: Thu Jan 11, 2024 1:23 am I say no. Now give me your opinions!
""""""""""""""I say no. Now give me your opinions!""""""""""""""""""

Yes, it does.

I used to think the same, and I've heard the I need more than Rabbit food" blah, blah, blah.

Those comments usually come from the person who is over-weight, and puts gravy on everything.

I mean, do you think Wolfgang eats salads? I don't...

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MetalSludgeCEO wrote: Thu Jan 11, 2024 5:18 am
Luigi wrote: Thu Jan 11, 2024 1:23 am I say no. Now give me your opinions!
""""""""""""""I say no. Now give me your opinions!""""""""""""""""""

Yes, it does.

I used to think the same, and I've heard the I need more than Rabbit food" blah, blah, blah.

Those comments usually come from the person who is over-weight, and puts gravy on everything.

I mean, do you think Wolfgang eats salads? I don't...

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I love an occasional Caesar salad as a full-on meal
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If you add a protein, yes.
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Depends on the salad.
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If you're a salad tosser.
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BDG135 wrote: Thu Jan 11, 2024 5:20 am Salads are best with fried chicken in them.
Ever been to a Zaxby's? Their Zalads are fantastic! Yep....fried chicken them!!!
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yes...but i have been wrong before and most certainly will be wrong again (i love a good chef salad)...d.m.
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Cobb salads are great too. Egg, cheese, chicken, and bacon.
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its more of a meal than soup, which isnt a meal
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BDG135 wrote: Thu Jan 11, 2024 5:53 pm Cobb salads are great too. Egg, cheese, chicken, and bacon.
Zaxby's Cobb Zalad is incredible. For a salad.
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Any time food is served and consumed it's a meal by definition. So yes, a salad is a meal.

Most people load up salads so they have more calories than a cheeseburger pizza, plus salad dressings have a TON of calories.
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I have a nicoise salad a couple of times a week in summer, lightly dressed with balsamic and olive oil. Plenty filling, plenty healthy, easy to prep. Superb.
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Caesar salad heavy on the anchovies twice a week here. Food of the Gods.
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LocoBenno wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 2:45 am I have a nicoise salad a couple of times a week in summer, lightly dressed with balsamic and olive oil. Plenty filling, plenty healthy, easy to prep. Superb.
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The salad at the Olive Garden kicks ass. Mrs. Fender and I went there night before last and went to town on the salad and breadstick ahead of our meal.
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Salad for lunch all the time. Salad as a dinner is boring.
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LocoBenno wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 2:45 am I have a nicoise salad a couple of times a week in summer, lightly dressed with balsamic and olive oil.
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EzyRider wrote: Thu Jan 11, 2024 7:24 pm salad dressings have a TON of calories.
Ranch and creamy dressings yes, light balsamic vinaigrette not so much...
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