I gotta admit... I was astounded at the lifelike feeling of the more modern products... very good stuff.
I mean, I ain't going to buy a full-size Real Doll and pound that in my bed, that would be weird.
As if it's not weird enough to have sex with a rubber filled flashlight.
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Re: FLESHLIGHT ... Anyone have one of the newer models, from the last few years?
I prefer my wife. I suspect none of those dolls, sleeves, FleshLights feel real. Your hand is less expensive.
Re: FLESHLIGHT ... Anyone have one of the newer models, from the last few years?
Dishwasher safe ?MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Fri Jan 12, 2024 2:24 pm I gotta admit... I was astounded at the lifelike feeling of the more modern products... very good stuff.
I mean, I ain't going to buy a full-size Real Doll and pound that in my bed, that would be weird.
As if it's not weird enough to have sex with a rubber filled flashlight.
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Re: FLESHLIGHT ... Anyone have one of the newer models, from the last few years?
those things get smelly
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Re: FLESHLIGHT ... Anyone have one of the newer models, from the last few years?
Hold on here: You’re a rockstar and your diddling with gimmicks like this?? C’mon! Were you gifted these things by a promotional company or just straight hard up?MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Fri Jan 12, 2024 2:24 pm I gotta admit... I was astounded at the lifelike feeling of the more modern products... very good stuff.
I mean, I ain't going to buy a full-size Real Doll and pound that in my bed, that would be weird.
As if it's not weird enough to have sex with a rubber filled flashlight.
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Re: FLESHLIGHT ... Anyone have one of the newer models, from the last few years?
I caught cystitis off a blow up doll.MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Fri Jan 12, 2024 2:24 pm I gotta admit... I was astounded at the lifelike feeling of the more modern products... very good stuff.
I mean, I ain't going to buy a full-size Real Doll and pound that in my bed, that would be weird.
As if it's not weird enough to have sex with a rubber filled flashlight.
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You should have bought her something nicer for Christmas.maninblack wrote: ↑Fri Jan 12, 2024 6:54 pmI caught cystitis off a blow up doll.MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Fri Jan 12, 2024 2:24 pm I gotta admit... I was astounded at the lifelike feeling of the more modern products... very good stuff.
I mean, I ain't going to buy a full-size Real Doll and pound that in my bed, that would be weird.
As if it's not weird enough to have sex with a rubber filled flashlight.
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Nate S Axel wrote: ↑Fri Jan 12, 2024 6:59 pmYou should have bought her something nicer for Christmas.maninblack wrote: ↑Fri Jan 12, 2024 6:54 pmI caught cystitis off a blow up doll.MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Fri Jan 12, 2024 2:24 pm I gotta admit... I was astounded at the lifelike feeling of the more modern products... very good stuff.
I mean, I ain't going to buy a full-size Real Doll and pound that in my bed, that would be weird.
As if it's not weird enough to have sex with a rubber filled flashlight.
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Re: FLESHLIGHT ... Anyone have one of the newer models, from the last few years?
Don’t take it to Thailand champ, sex toys are officially illegal there.
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LOL, there are literally hundreds of stalls lining the streets of Bangkok and Pattaya selling sex toys and Viagra in public...BernieTaupson wrote: ↑Sat Jan 13, 2024 12:30 am Don’t take it to Thailand champ, sex toys are officially illegal there.
It's like vapes, they are illegal there, but they are being sold out in the open.
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No shit. They’re still officially illegal. Not the sort of thing you want to risk bringing in when you're coming in to a country to play some gigs.El Vampiro Blanco wrote: ↑Sat Jan 13, 2024 12:54 amLOL, there are literally hundreds of stalls lining the streets of Bangkok and Pattaya selling sex toys and Viagra in public...BernieTaupson wrote: ↑Sat Jan 13, 2024 12:30 am Don’t take it to Thailand champ, sex toys are officially illegal there.
It's like vapes, they are illegal there, but they are being sold out in the open.
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Re: FLESHLIGHT ... Anyone have one of the newer models, from the last few years?
I'd rather not wash my own jizz out of a silicone puss (which someone else noted has to stink after a while. A female can take a shower by herself.
I've honestly never used any of these. It's either been my hand or a woman.
I will say, even on YouTube, the people who are Real Doll "enthusiasts" are fackin' weirdos.
I've honestly never used any of these. It's either been my hand or a woman.
I will say, even on YouTube, the people who are Real Doll "enthusiasts" are fackin' weirdos.
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Re: FLESHLIGHT ... Anyone have one of the newer models, from the last few years?
Don't get the appeal of any of the vagina sex toys, if it ain't the real thing, then I'd rather jerk off.
I mean, what exactly is your mindset when you're sitting there getting ready to put your dick in a flashlight? like do you feel you have hit rock bottom lol ??
I mean, what exactly is your mindset when you're sitting there getting ready to put your dick in a flashlight? like do you feel you have hit rock bottom lol ??
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