FLESHLIGHT ... Anyone have one of the newer models, from the last few years?

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FLESHLIGHT ... Anyone have one of the newer models, from the last few years?

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I gotta admit... I was astounded at the lifelike feeling of the more modern products... very good stuff.

I mean, I ain't going to buy a full-size Real Doll and pound that in my bed, that would be weird.

As if it's not weird enough to have sex with a rubber filled flashlight. :shock:

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I prefer my wife. I suspect none of those dolls, sleeves, FleshLights feel real. Your hand is less expensive.
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MetalSludgeCEO wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 2:24 pm I gotta admit... I was astounded at the lifelike feeling of the more modern products... very good stuff.

I mean, I ain't going to buy a full-size Real Doll and pound that in my bed, that would be weird.

As if it's not weird enough to have sex with a rubber filled flashlight. :shock:

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those things get smelly
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MetalSludgeCEO wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 2:24 pm I gotta admit... I was astounded at the lifelike feeling of the more modern products... very good stuff.

I mean, I ain't going to buy a full-size Real Doll and pound that in my bed, that would be weird.

As if it's not weird enough to have sex with a rubber filled flashlight. :shock:

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MetalSludgeCEO wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 2:24 pm I gotta admit... I was astounded at the lifelike feeling of the more modern products... very good stuff.

I mean, I ain't going to buy a full-size Real Doll and pound that in my bed, that would be weird.

As if it's not weird enough to have sex with a rubber filled flashlight. :shock:

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maninblack wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 6:54 pm
MetalSludgeCEO wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 2:24 pm I gotta admit... I was astounded at the lifelike feeling of the more modern products... very good stuff.

I mean, I ain't going to buy a full-size Real Doll and pound that in my bed, that would be weird.

As if it's not weird enough to have sex with a rubber filled flashlight. :shock:

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Nate S Axel wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 6:59 pm
maninblack wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 6:54 pm
MetalSludgeCEO wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 2:24 pm I gotta admit... I was astounded at the lifelike feeling of the more modern products... very good stuff.

I mean, I ain't going to buy a full-size Real Doll and pound that in my bed, that would be weird.

As if it's not weird enough to have sex with a rubber filled flashlight. :shock:

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Don’t take it to Thailand champ, sex toys are officially illegal there.
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BernieTaupson wrote: Sat Jan 13, 2024 12:30 am Don’t take it to Thailand champ, sex toys are officially illegal there.
LOL, there are literally hundreds of stalls lining the streets of Bangkok and Pattaya selling sex toys and Viagra in public...
It's like vapes, they are illegal there, but they are being sold out in the open.
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El Vampiro Blanco wrote: Sat Jan 13, 2024 12:54 am
BernieTaupson wrote: Sat Jan 13, 2024 12:30 am Don’t take it to Thailand champ, sex toys are officially illegal there.
LOL, there are literally hundreds of stalls lining the streets of Bangkok and Pattaya selling sex toys and Viagra in public...
It's like vapes, they are illegal there, but they are being sold out in the open.
No shit. They’re still officially illegal. Not the sort of thing you want to risk bringing in when you're coming in to a country to play some gigs.
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I'd rather not wash my own jizz out of a silicone puss (which someone else noted has to stink after a while. A female can take a shower by herself.

I've honestly never used any of these. It's either been my hand or a woman.

I will say, even on YouTube, the people who are Real Doll "enthusiasts" are fackin' weirdos.
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Don't get the appeal of any of the vagina sex toys, if it ain't the real thing, then I'd rather jerk off.

I mean, what exactly is your mindset when you're sitting there getting ready to put your dick in a flashlight? like do you feel you have hit rock bottom lol ??
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