JIZZY TV ... Do you like Jizzy Pearl? Do you hate Jizzy Pearl? Do you want a Jizzy Pearl?

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JIZZY TV ... Do you like Jizzy Pearl? Do you hate Jizzy Pearl? Do you want a Jizzy Pearl?

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What's the hold up...

Go subscribe to his Youtube channel... Jizzo has some interesting content... and... tell him Sludge sent ya!

> https://www.youtube.com/@JPearlTV

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I can't take anything he says seriously because of his douchey stage name. Was Bukkake Bob already taken?
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Never really heard him until recently. Yep...it was the name.

Finally heard the Red room song by Love and Hate. He's not bad.
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HoldenSSV wrote: Sat Jan 13, 2024 6:20 am I can't take anything he says seriously because of his douchey stage name. Was Bukkake Bob already taken?
Eggzackly. When he hit the scene, it sounded the death knell for butt rock - they were outta stage names.
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Love king Jizzo!
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Jizzy rules. It is known...
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Who has a better name in metal? Jizzy Pearl massive 10 10 10
Do you like Jizzy Pearl..yes yes yes
Do you hate Jizzy Peal? He scares those grunge douche bags
Do you want a Jizzy Pearl? From Paula Abdul..sure
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Post by Tommy »

His name is terrible. Blackout in the Red Room is a great song though.
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I love Jizz, and I say that as a complete heterosexual :D

Dude is way smart, extremely talented, and the definition of a pro musician. He's the real deal, the genuine article folks!!
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Love the Jizz. My band opened for Love-Hate on the Blackout tour in a small club. Had beers in their dressing room, despite being 19. Club owner flipped his shit and Jizz told him that he'd take care of it. We continued drinking.

Even then you could tell he had more on the ball than most dudes in rock bands. We had some fairly intelligent convos about world events.
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He's supposed to be one of the smartest guys in metal, but I've never heard him say anything even remotely thought-provoking.

"Blackout" is LH's best song and the lyrics are several sentences that look like they were written in 60 seconds.
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And if his stage name is any measure of his depth of wit...
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Love / Hate are awesome. Wasted and Blackout are both fantastic.
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Blackout in the red room -album.
Is one of the best from that time period. So underrated
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I've only heard the one song. Awful voice, worse stage name, and ugly to boot.

Can't say I'm a fan.
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Post by cowpins »

Dude works hard and makes a living playing music without flaming out due to any demons, so he's aces in my book. And I just realized I don't have an inkling of what the dudes real name is. Could be Bob Sacamento for all I know.
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cowpins wrote: Tue Jan 16, 2024 4:05 am Dude works hard and makes a living playing music without flaming out due to any demons, so he's aces in my book. And I just realized I don't have an inkling of what the dudes real name is. Could be Bob Sacamento for all I know.
Interesting guy. He apparently has put in the time and hard work over the years and has a good reputation; otherwise, why would these other bands (QR, Ratt, etc.) continue bringing him in?

Real name???

I'll go with Seymour Butz.
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Not Jack Bulter wrote: Sat Jan 13, 2024 1:35 pm Love the Jizz. My band opened for Love-Hate on the Blackout tour in a small club. Had beers in their dressing room, despite being 19. Club owner flipped his shit and Jizz told him that he'd take care of it. We continued drinking.

Even then you could tell he had more on the ball than most dudes in rock bands. We had some fairly intelligent convos about world events.
So did you let him put his jizzy pearl on you or did you swallow?
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MotleyKaos wrote: Tue Jan 16, 2024 8:05 am
cowpins wrote: Tue Jan 16, 2024 4:05 am Dude works hard and makes a living playing music without flaming out due to any demons, so he's aces in my book. And I just realized I don't have an inkling of what the dudes real name is. Could be Bob Sacamento for all I know.
Interesting guy. He apparently has put in the time and hard work over the years and has a good reputation; otherwise, why would these other bands (QR, Ratt, etc.) continue bringing him in?

Real name???

I'll go with Seymour Butz.
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Jizzy would wipe up all the haters with a wet wipe, wad it up and throw them away. King Jizzo don't care...
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HoldenSSV wrote: Sat Jan 13, 2024 6:20 am I can't take anything he says seriously because of his douchey stage name. Was Bukkake Bob already taken?
Could be worse. His second name choice was, "Smeggy Popcorn."
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Bono Nettencourt wrote: Tue Jan 16, 2024 3:23 pm
MotleyKaos wrote: Tue Jan 16, 2024 8:05 am
cowpins wrote: Tue Jan 16, 2024 4:05 am Dude works hard and makes a living playing music without flaming out due to any demons, so he's aces in my book. And I just realized I don't have an inkling of what the dudes real name is. Could be Bob Sacamento for all I know.
Interesting guy. He apparently has put in the time and hard work over the years and has a good reputation; otherwise, why would these other bands (QR, Ratt, etc.) continue bringing him in?

Real name???

I'll go with Seymour Butz.
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