Who tapped Ass first?

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Who tapped Ass first?

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It wasn't me. I was too busy nerding out for that shit in High School or whatever.
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Wasn't me.
My tap shoes were too noisy for the element of surprise.
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Sodom...
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Not me..... :oops:
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I was by myself using tears as lube
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I was 15 (so surely not first). However, my first wife (who died back in 2001 from cancer; just to say I didn't get divorced) was a casual friend when I was 16 and chose to blow me at a teen house party, and the next 16 years or so are history.
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I dont know what the expression " tapped ass " means. Its the romance of sludge gossip that keeps my heart warm and coming back for more.
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Ace blew Peter first.
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maninblack wrote: ↑Sat Feb 03, 2024 11:22 pm I dont know what the expression " tapped ass " means. Its the romance of sludge gossip that keeps my heart warm and coming back for more.
Per the urban dictionary:

tap that ass
an expression used to indicate the desire to have sexual intercourse with a member of the human race.
"Yo Bill, look at Jenny... I'd like to tap that ass!"
ROADHEAD wrote:I've never tasted coffee
HueyRamone wrote:I like Radio Gaga
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