PRO PHOTOSHOP NEEDED ... I need a Quality Wolfgang Van Halen image doing the DLR splits off a drum riser!

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PRO PHOTOSHOP NEEDED ... I need a Quality Wolfgang Van Halen image doing the DLR splits off a drum riser!

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Top work gets the prize... if you want it.

Need a super duper badass Wolfie doing a Dave style jump splitz off a riser...

If you can get the Mammoth backdrop, or perhaps a Van Halen stage... but Wolfie is the Dave, in flight... please bring it to the class.

Your high quality work can be forwarded to Sludgeceo (@) gmail (.) com

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good luck with that lol...d.m.
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hold on... im working on it
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Image

Ok, what did i win?
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If he cant have a guitar....

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Image

Dude asked for a Photoshop, not an AI render
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HueyRamone wrote: Tue Feb 06, 2024 8:00 pm Image
BRAVO!

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My mind is blow.... epic! :D

What do you want? Email me... all are great... :D

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Those are all fantastic lol!!!
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bahahahahhah now THIS is sludge! Great job!!!!!!!!!!
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Demon Kogure wrote: Tue Feb 06, 2024 8:18 pm Image

Dude asked for a Photoshop, not an AI render
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Might as well... thump.
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that first one is a knocked out of the park home run, outstanding work Leonardo!!
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Man, this AI shit's got to cease!

I was hoping for some real PHOTOSHOP stuff, you know, like Photoshopping Fatty's head onto DLR's jumpingass body...
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Psychobolia.com wrote: Wed Feb 07, 2024 11:50 am Man, this AI shit's got to cease!

I was hoping for some real PHOTOSHOP stuff, you know, like Photoshopping Fatty's head onto DLR's jumpingass body...
It's amazing....

Awesome...

Bring it!

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Psychobolia.com wrote: Wed Feb 07, 2024 11:50 am Man, this AI shit's got to cease!

I was hoping for some real PHOTOSHOP stuff, you know, like Photoshopping Fatty's head onto DLR's jumpingass body...
Fat is always funnier.
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I reckon all songs are folk songs. I ain't never heard no horses singing any.
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I saw the title of post and knew this was going to be great! :lol:
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Black Stuff wrote: Wed Feb 07, 2024 5:36 am bahahahahhah now THIS is sludge! Great job!!!!!!!!!!
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Psychobolia.com wrote: Wed Feb 07, 2024 11:50 am Man, this AI shit's got to cease!

I was hoping for some real PHOTOSHOP stuff, you know, like Photoshopping Fatty's head onto DLR's jumpingass body...
you know, you could come up with a masterwork of your own, instead of complaining.
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HueyRamone wrote: Wed Feb 07, 2024 1:03 pm
Psychobolia.com wrote: Wed Feb 07, 2024 11:50 am Man, this AI shit's got to cease!

I was hoping for some real PHOTOSHOP stuff, you know, like Photoshopping Fatty's head onto DLR's jumpingass body...
you know, you could come up with a masterwork of your own, instead of complaining.
But I absolutely sucks at PhotoShop! I'll see what I can do...
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Psychobolia.com wrote: Wed Feb 07, 2024 1:57 pm
HueyRamone wrote: Wed Feb 07, 2024 1:03 pm
Psychobolia.com wrote: Wed Feb 07, 2024 11:50 am Man, this AI shit's got to cease!

I was hoping for some real PHOTOSHOP stuff, you know, like Photoshopping Fatty's head onto DLR's jumpingass body...
you know, you could come up with a masterwork of your own, instead of complaining.
But I absolutely sucks at PhotoShop! I'll see what I can do...
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Psychobolia.com wrote: Wed Feb 07, 2024 3:04 pm
Psychobolia.com wrote: Wed Feb 07, 2024 1:57 pm
HueyRamone wrote: Wed Feb 07, 2024 1:03 pm

you know, you could come up with a masterwork of your own, instead of complaining.
But I absolutely sucks at PhotoShop! I'll see what I can do...
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hahahahhaa another winner! And I love the JPG title you gave it! Kudos and keep them coming
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we had a guy here decades ago called "satan himself" .. he used to make the best photoshop shit he was great
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Demon Kogure wrote: Tue Feb 06, 2024 8:18 pm Image

Dude asked for a Photoshop, not an AI render
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Nemesis72 wrote: Wed Feb 07, 2024 3:23 pm we had a guy here decades ago called "satan himself" .. he used to make the best photoshop shit he was great
This. Whatever happened to that dude? Hell's busy?
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Engine13 wrote: Wed Feb 07, 2024 5:08 pm
Nemesis72 wrote: Wed Feb 07, 2024 3:23 pm we had a guy here decades ago called "satan himself" .. he used to make the best photoshop shit he was great
This. Whatever happened to that dude? Hell's busy?
yep...he had pressing business in hell...i have to send all his requested music by email these days...d.m.
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HueyRamone wrote: Tue Feb 06, 2024 8:00 pm Image

Ok, what did i win?
:lol: Nice.

Some of these need to be printed onto tshirts. I miss the days when sludge had characters. Maybe it's time for them to return and you could start out with Wolfie Val Roth. Put Valerie's hair on Wolfie's head and some of David Lee Roth's facial features and roll with sludges first transgender character.
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